Around the NHL: Part XXXIV

[LokiDog]

Kraken are already my least favorite team
Can’t wait to play these scumbags

It’s because the “kra” sound reminds him of Kravtsov.

 

[will1066]

wow nice moves by Marchessault

Marchessault has rdf to me.

 

[Oscar Lindberg]

Grubauer stinks

Seattle ain’t gonna be Vegas pt 2, that’s for sur

 

[Boris Zubov]

*based* on a true story. I believe the only true part was when JCVD fought the mascot Pengy (?) and killed him by ceiling fan.

Fair enough. I knew part of it was true.

 

[will1066]

I'm not in love with ESPN's chalkboard-style font

 

[LokiDog]

Dave Hakstol always looks like he’s expecting to be invited to tea… in 1850.

 

[will1066]

Grubauer wears that anchor shoulder patch well. Symbolism in action.

 

[NYSPORTS]

that light green/blue is awful - daiquir?

 

[LokiDog]

that light green/blue is awful

The jerseys are the best thing they’ve put on the ice by a large margin so far

 

[NYR94]

Dave Hakstol always looks like he’s expecting to be invited to tea… in 1850.

LMAO so true or like he's about to go up in a hot air balloon to conduct weather experiments I think it's his hair style

 

[Tob]

Seattle paid the Vegas+ $650M expansion fee and is about to to get the Columbus- expansion experience.

 

[NYSPORTS]

The jerseys are the best thing they’ve put on the ice by a large margin so far

like the Logo a lot and the home. Away is nice yet the daiquiri ice - eh

 

[LokiDog]

LMAO so true or like he's about to go up in a hot air balloon to conduct weather experiments I think it's his hair style

I bet he calls his assistant coaches Watson and tells the players that simple plays are elementary.

 

[will1066]

Dave Hakstol always looks like he’s expecting to be invited to tea… in 1850.

And stage magician in London of that period

 

[will1066]

Seattle paid the Vegas+ $650M expansion fee and is about to to get the Columbus- expansion experience.

Seattle could finish worse than the 1992-93 Senators.

 

[will1066]

Tanev bad

 

[Tob]

Seattle could finish worse than the 1992-93 Senators.

If they can't find some "we always beat this team" magic against some of their weak division rivals, then they're in trouble. The GM, the coaches, the players, don't see much magic there.

 

[LokiDog]

Tanev bad

He used all of his ability on the deke.

 

[LokiDog]

And stage magician in London of that period

Now we’re off to a fast start and… voila, 2-0 Vegas.

 

[will1066]

If they can't find some "we always beat this team" magic against some of their weak division rivals, then they're in trouble. The GM, the coaches, the players, don't see much magic there.

I hope it's the Nucks

 

[LokiDog]

I bet he calls his assistant coaches Watson and tells the players that simple plays are elementary.

It’s either this or he’s wondering why “expeliarmus” hasn’t been working whenever Vegas has the puck. Thinks the S is for Slytherin. Refers to himself as head of Slytherin house.

Hey Dave, it’s Ron, the Seattle GM

You mean Slytherin…

Um, no Seattle, the Seattle Kraken. We wanted to offer you the head coach position…

Head of Slytherin house…

No, head coach. Of Seattle.

Head of Slytherin. I accept.

 

[will1066]

Plagued by technical difficulties

 

[LokiDog]

Seattle Kraken keys to success: figure out which teams are Horcruxes and just win those games.

 

[LeetchisGod]

Seattle could finish worse than the 1992-93 Senators.

With the talent available in the next two drafts, being bad is the best thing for them.

 

[LokiDog]

And stage magician in London of that period

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