Hunter Gathers
The Crown
I don't ever recall Marcel Hossa being a good puck possession player, need to look up on that one.
Stat surfing is not useless at all. It gives some good objectivity on a player. Just because you can seem to grasp or understand it, does not mean it's useless.
You literally have no idea what you're talking about. Please stop.
The only thing Marcel could actually do was play a hell of a puck possession game. He was great in the corners and ridiculously hard to knock off the puck. He couldn't do anything else with it, but once he had it he was hard to get off of it.
You are correct that I "can . . . grasp [and] understand it."

And if I have "literally . . . no idea what [I am] talking about," than why are you consistently belittling this team (even when they do well) and playing up the Islanders and Devils? Let's not play games here. You've done this since you started posting on here. You've been called out on it multiple times. Yet you continue to brush it aside. Where there is smoke, there is fire. And this building has been burning for quite some time. Sorry that I'm calling you out on it in public like this, but them's the breaks, kiddo. It's pretty obvious something is up when you add in one (usually backhanded) compliment of the team and complain (and/or compare them negatively to the Devils) about them the other 99 times.