Around the NHL 2013-2014 Part II: The Playoff Edition

[Bench]

Wait. You just got proven wrong, but you're making the same jab at Semin anyways. Seriously.

Right.

It is a jab at my own expense.

 

[Konnan511]

Wait. You just got proven wrong, but you're making the same jab at Semin anyways. Seriously.

It's clearly sarcasm. KCCO.

 

[InjuredChoker]

 

[ArGarBarGar]

What is Jokinen doing?

 

[InjuredChoker]

 

[InjuredChoker]

Аrpon Basu ‏@ArponBasu 9 t
Last time Martin St. Louis went 16 games without a goal (14 games w/ #NYR) was Dec. 16, 1999 to March 1, 2000 with the Flames (34 games).

 

[InjuredChoker]

Mike Brophy ‏@HockeyBroph 1 t
Maple Leafs scrimmaging with two orange road hockey balls. Let the jokes begin...

 

[jaster]

Epic collapse by the Leafs, even by their standards.

 

[chances14]

Jets just had a red wings style 3rd period against the ducks tonight. Blew a 4 goal lead and lost in overtime

 

[chances14]

Epic collapse by the Leafs, even by their standards.

This says it all

 

[FlashyG]

According to SportsClubStats if the Leafs lose vs Calgary combined with wins by Columbus, Philadelphia and Washington their odds of making the playoffs drops to -.06%

No I didn't make that up. Something seems off about their numbers.

 

[PullHard]

Right.

It is a jab at my own expense.

You know your material is drying up when you have to explain your jokes.

It might be time to slide into the role of the awkward dad in romcoms now, Bench.

 

[InjuredChoker]

Joe McDonald ‏@ESPNJoeyMac 5 min
Bruins recall Ryan Spooner.

 

[Laser Rayzor]

Pretty big night tonight Cbus, Caps, NJD, and Leafs in action tonight.

Come on Flames, Sabres, Stars (leading 1-0 after one) and Avs!

 

[Henkka]

Stars leading 3-0 at Washington and are now totally dominating those Caps.

Benn, Whitney and Jeffrey have scored.

 

[FlashyG]

Stars leading 3-0 at Washington and are now totally dominating those Caps.

Benn, Whitney and Jeffrey have scored.

Toronto, Columbus and New Jersey are all winning though.

 

[Henkka]

Toronto, Columbus and New Jersey are all winning though.

Yeah, but this Capitals loss is most important tonight. They were our nearest threat outside of the TOP8.

 

[Laser Rayzor]

Yeah, but this Capitals loss is most important tonight. They were our nearest threat outside of the TOP8.

According to that stats site a Buffalo win in regulation does the most for us tonight, increasing our chances by 4.1% whereas a Dallas win over Washington only raises our chances by 3.3%

 

[Henkka]

According to that stats site a Buffalo win in regulation does the most for us tonight, increasing our chances by 4.1% whereas a Dallas win over Washington only raises our chances by 3.3%

Let's hope both will happen. Also Toronto isn't leading anymore. Thanks to Matt Stajan.

Devils has a one goal lead after 40min. Nothing secure yet.

 

[joe89]

Superdirty hit by Murray.. Fight ensues.. between Weaver and Johnson.

 

[FlashyG]

looks like Crosby dives even when its the linesman that makes contact.

At least it gave me more .gif material

 

[SoupNazi]

At least it gave me more .gif material

Love it!

 

[14ari13]

looks like Crosby dives even when its the linesman that makes contact.

At least it gave me more .gif material

Wow. It looked like he barely touched him, he fell like he was shot dead. Crosby is real stupid.

 

[Henkka]

Could someone make a light-sword version of that?

 

[InjuredChoker]

Justin Bourne ‏@jtbourne 34 s
NHL average shootout success rate: 32.28%

Devils success rate: 8% (3/39)

Success rate against Devils: 55% (17/38)

0-11 on the year. Damn.