The Pale King
Go easy on those Mango Giapanes brother...
Something decent for Brown and a half eaten edible arrangement for Carter. No pineapple or strawberries, just cantaloupe.
I drove delivery for that company for a summer. Recipients were routinely confused. "She got me grapes? She knows I hate grapes... do I owe you any money?" Wasn't so bad, got to drive a giant refrigerated van around in the heat, sometimes like 200 km for a single delivery. Decent.
But yeah as much as I hate to say it, 2021 Carter is like a warm all-grapes Edible Arrangement that we left on your porch while you were on vacation.