Speculation: Armchair GM 2024-25 Season, Craig Conroy's Can Do Calgary Flames

[Darth Vladar]

Posting this so we have an easy to find visual record of exactly where the Flames are on Feb 9, the beginning of the February break.

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The fanbase was always putting them down;
pessimistic even with a new arena coming to town
They told me the Flames were bad;
I knew it was true, although it made me sad,
and that’s when they fell to the middle of the pack…
Vroom, vroom

 

[Rubi]

Utah won but the Habs lost today. Half a loaf is always better than no loaf.

 

[Lunatik]

Utah won but the Habs lost today. Half a loaf is always better than no loaf.

Wouldn't the draft thread make more sense to post this stuff

 

[Figgy44]

Cant reverse the flow of a river. There's still plenty of time for them to fall completely out of the wild card race and sell the big pieces at the deadline. Or they hang in there.

Today the internet algorithm taught me...

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

 

[Darth Vladar]

Today the internet algorithm taught me...

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Perhaps an unpopular (or “unwise”) opinion, but tomato in a fruit salad sounds like it would slap so hard lol

 

[Lunatik]

Perhaps an unpopular (or “unwise”) opinion, but tomato in a fruit salad sounds like it would slap so hard lol

I would slap someone for putting tomatoes in my salads too

 

[Khrox]

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Knowledge is knowing that peppers are technically a fruit, and thus hot sauce is technically a juice. Charisma is convincing someone to drink straight hot sauce since it's juice.

 

[Figgy44]

Perhaps an unpopular (or “unwise”) opinion, but tomato in a fruit salad sounds like it would slap so hard lol

I'd pomodoro punch and run them through a salad spinner for someone who puts tomato into a fruit salad.



Tomato salad > fruit salad

Knowledge is knowing that peppers are technically a fruit, and thus hot sauce is technically a juice. Charisma is convincing someone to drink straight hot sauce since it's juice.

IMO habanero tastes like sweet tropical pineapple and mango... And then firey burning from the depths of scorch's ballsack.

It's delicious until it's not.

 

[Ace Rimmer]

Today the internet algorithm taught me...

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

True enlightenment is knowing that salsa is a fruit salad.

This break is already too long.

 

[Figgy44]

True enlightenment is knowing that salsa is a fruit salad.

This break is already too long.

I was going to say spaghetti bolognese, but salsa is a better one. Lol