OT: Anything Goes 40

[hawksrule]

Why the f*** would I provide links to backup something that I never claimed?

Eyeroll

 

[No Fun Shogun]

I've been in either real estate title or commercial lending for over a decade now, and title descriptions will never not be amusing to me.

Some are short and sweet, Lot A in Subdivision B, in City of C, D County, Illinois.

Meanwhile, others have descriptions that are a freaking page and a half long per lot with references to creeks and trees and this one really big boulder next to a sign and adjacent to an abandoned railroad track.

Go home, title. You're drunk.

JFC, I have a title description that's using rods as a unit of measurement.

Bring on the hogsheads while we're at it.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

JFC, I have a title description that's using rods as a unit of measurement.

Bring on the hogsheads while we're at it.

I have a buddy who's a surveyor and he uses rods as a unit of measurement in everyday conversation because it's normalized through his work I guess.

 

[No Fun Shogun]

I have a buddy who's a surveyor and he uses rods as a unit of measurement in everyday conversation because it's normalized through his work I guess.

Surveyors are clearly monsters.

 

[madgoat33]

So far ive had the regular and the baja blast hard mtn dew. Baja blast one tastes nothing like baja blast and is pretty bad imo. Regular one is a little better. Makes me nervous to try black cherry or watermelon since both of those artificial flavors are so easy to mess up.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

So far ive had the regular and the baja blast hard mtn dew. Baja blast one tastes nothing like baja blast and is pretty bad imo. Regular one is a little better. Makes me nervous to try black cherry or watermelon since both of those artificial flavors are so easy to mess up.

Just buy soda and add vodka.

 

[madgoat33]

Just buy soda and add vodka.

I bought it for the novelty

 

[x Tame Impala]

Almost finished rewatching Game of Thrones with my wife. I have to say, the whole show and especially the last two seasons are much better than I originally thought.

Things make a lot more sense now. One of the benefits to binging as opposed to the weekly watching is it’s easier to keep track of names and plots.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

Almost finished rewatching Game of Thrones with my wife. I have to say, the whole show and especially the last two seasons are much better than I originally thought.

Things make a lot more sense now. One of the benefits to binging as opposed to the weekly watching is it’s easier to keep track of names and plots.

The last season is a disjointed mess.

 

[madgoat33]

Last season and a half were real poor

 

[clydesdale line]

Just buy soda and add vodka.

... you're from Chicago right?

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

... you're from Chicago right?

Just got back from the Jewel actually.

 

[x Tame Impala]

The last season is a disjointed mess.

Last season and a half were real poor

I’m telling you, give it a rewatch. It’s MUCH better the 2nd time through

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

I’m telling you, give it a rewatch. It’s MUCH better the 2nd time through

It's a rushed mess moving way too fast with characters making huge shifts in personality.

 

[madgoat33]

Just got back from the Jewel actually.

Imposter! 90% of people around here call it "Jewels"

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

Imposter! 90% of people around here call it "Jewels"

Age cut off for that. Nobody under forty calls it Jewels.

 

[clydesdale line]

Imposter! 90% of people around here call it "Jewels"

"Soda" "Jewel" DHF really testing out the lack of a pure Chicagoan right now lol.

 

[hawksrule]

... you're from Chicago right?

Once you leave Chicago one realizes how silly it sounds calling it pop.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

Buncha dudes from the suburbs trying to tell the guy who worked at a Jewel in Chicago what's up. Gonna ask me my favorite deep dish pizza joint next.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

Guys busy mixing Malort with pop.

 

[Mrfenn92]

f*** jewels
County fair and butcher shops

 

[IU Hawks fan]

Once you leave Chicago one realizes how silly it sounds calling it pop.

Nah

 

[clydesdale line]

Buncha dudes from the suburbs trying to tell the guy who worked at a Jewel in Chicago what's up. Gonna ask me my favorite deep dish pizza joint next.

Worked at Jewels when I was a teenager through early 20s.. and I'm a city boy born and raised. FARRRR from the burbs. Nice try though soda guy.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

Worked at Jewels when I was a teenager through early 20s.. and I'm a city boy born and raised. FARRRR from the burbs. Nice try though soda guy.

How old are you? I've never heard anyone close to my age call it Jewels unless they were making fun of their parents.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

And if you're gonna lean into Jewels you're telling on yourself by not calling it THE Jewels.