Speculation: And yet again...the Off-Topic Thread

[Bench]

We think the draft lottery is rigged, holy crap Eurovision is crooked. Finland deserved it! And to have Sweden of all countries win it no less. The only worse scenario is a surprise Russian act being rigged to win it over Finland. Total BS!

 

[Voodoo Glow Skulls]

Ha

 

[OgeeOgelthorpe]

@jaster , somehow I ended up in Austin at a brewery that’s hosting Slam Portal rasslin and it’s right up your alley. On the card…

Divorced Bob vs Arnold Palmer
Smokestack vs Dadbod
Cock Rocker
Sprite up, the most refreshing wrestler
Luigi Primo, number 1 at a making a pizza and being a champion.



The world needs to know what YOUR wrestling name would be.

 

[Axel Sandy Pelikan]

@jaster , somehow I ended up in Austin at a brewery that’s hosting Slam Portal rasslin and it’s right up your alley. On the card…

Divorced Bob vs Arnold Palmer
Smokestack vs Dadbod
Cock Rocker
Sprite up, the most refreshing wrestler
Luigi Primo, number 1 at a making a pizza and being a champion.



The world needs to know what YOUR wrestling name would be.

Jaster the basterd of course

And yes, spelled that way

 

[OgeeOgelthorpe]

Jaster the basterd of course

And yes, spelled that way

Jaster the Master Blaster has a good ring. Maybe a mad max theme

 

[jaster]

Ghettojaster
John Jacob Jaster IV
Jaster Shake
Jasterbation Will Make You Go Blind

 

[OgeeOgelthorpe]

Ghettojaster
John Jacob Jaster IV
Jaster Shake
Jasterbation Will Make You Go Blind

The Jasterbator?

I feel that these all have winning potential as a jobber.

 

[jaster]

The Jasterbator?

I feel that these all have winning potential as a jobber.

Used to be in a fantasy hockey league with posters from RWC, and my team name for years was Jasterbators. Happy to re-erect that name.

 

[jkutswings]

Ghettojaster
John Jacob Jaster IV
Jaster Shake
Jasterbation Will Make You Go Blind

John Jacob Jasterheimer Schmidt?

 

[FabricDetails]

I'm going to hate myself for blanking on this one but who's the hockey player in this picture? Stefan?

 

[Bench]

I'm going to hate myself for blanking on this one but who's the hockey player in this picture? Stefan?

Huh..I dunno. Daigle?

 

[jaster]

I'm going to hate myself for blanking on this one but who's the hockey player in this picture? Stefan?

It's Ryan Murray. He's wearing a BJ's alternate jersey in your pic. Kinda weird that they chose the #2 overall pick in that draft for that photo when the #1 overall pick was Yakupov

 

[FabricDetails]

Eye for an eye betches.

 

[jkutswings]

For anybody into co-op shooters with a twist, Midnight Ghost Hunt is free to download (and keep) this week on the Epic Games store.

 

[FabricDetails]

Lions need another RB?

 

[OgeeOgelthorpe]

I am debating taking a work transfer from Seattle to Chicago. (It's so damn expensive here in the PNW)

What are some neighborhoods worth considering in Chicago? My office would be on the north side of downtown.

 

[Bench]

I am debating taking a work transfer from Seattle to Chicago. (It's so damn expensive here in the PNW)

What are some neighborhoods worth considering in Chicago? My office would be on the north side of downtown.

Paging @jaster

I think we have at least one more Chicago area guy around, too.

 

[jaster]

Paging @jaster

I think we have at least one more Chicago area guy around, too.

Already PM’d him

 

[FabricDetails]

Already PM’d him

I hope Ogee gets himself kicked out of your bar just one time.

 

[NickH8]

Life update. The Saturday of Memorial Day weekend I was kayaking and got out to take a leak at the river bank. I was walking through some deep muck and stepped on something, IDK if it was a broken beer bottle or boat motor or what it was, but it cut me damn good. Ended up with 17 stitches to the bottom of my foot. Was on crutches for a week, luckily it healed well and I got the stitches out on Sunday, but man that's an experience I don't recommend. Lidocaine shots to the foot are not fun at all.

 

[Bondurant]

Columbo is a damn good show.

 

[Bench]

Columbo is a damn good show.

Before my time, but every clip I've seen is pretty quality. I can see why it gathered such a cult following.

There's even a guy who takes old clips and remixes them into songs that I enjoy.

 

[Axel Sandy Pelikan]

Columbo is a damn good show.

Oh and uh, one more thing, Bondurant…. How did you get the bellhop to cover for ya?

Colombo is basically on a loop at my parents. It’s one of the old Tv shows that my mom actually likes that my dad watches, so he puts it on and it’s just background noise for whatever we are doing. Otherwise, it’ll be old westerns.

Also, he’d have a penchant for leaving Charmed on too. No shortage of eye candy on that show with some of the most shallow, I don’t remotely have to give a shit about what they’re saying storyline that has ever existed.

Before my time, but every clip I've seen is pretty quality. I can see why it gathered such a cult following.

There's even a guy who takes old clips and remixes them into songs that I enjoy.

Noiselund…. Rice, that your cousin’s band or something?

 

[Bondurant]

It is nearly vacation time. Flying to Montana early Friday morning. American changed the flights well after booking and departure is now 5 am. It's going to be brutal and they also stuck me with a short layover that I could miss if there is any delay with first flight.

But my bag is packed and I am ready to walk out the door Friday. Positive thoughts. Looking forward to Big Sky country.

 

[jkutswings]

It is nearly vacation time. Flying to Montana early Friday morning. American changed the flights well after booking and departure is now 5 am. It's going to be brutal and they also stuck me with a short layover that I could miss if there is any delay with first flight.

But my bag is packed and I am ready to walk out the door Friday. Positive thoughts. Looking forward to Big Sky country.

Say hi to John, Beth, and Kayce.

But not Jamie. Screw Jamie, that weasel.