All-Time Wrestling Draft

[Natey]

Or you could call it the Royale Survivor match.

That sounds like I can only use Jerry Lawler and his knights. And maybe HBK lol

 

[OmniSens]

Again, it was a case of me searching the page and Corey Graves not being updated onto the Free Agency section.

 

[JackSlater]

Spoiler

Hello again to all you ATD fans,
It is I, The Genius
Here to do my song and dance.

This year @HandsomeHollywood is the best,
If you disagree you can cry like all the rest.

@Bogart likes to be thorough with his picks,
But to me it looks like his card will be the pits.

@Kaner9 will tell you he's a worthy adversary,
But his threat is so miniscule that it's one that I can't see.

@GKJ is a pusher-man of the wrestling of today,
When this is over he'll be lamenting his Rusev's Day.

@CHGoalie27 is so inferior,
I can outwit him with just my posterior.

@JackSlater has cards that often make the grade,
But to read them will take you more than a decade.

@theedge9 is really a sight to see,
No one with an intellect enjoys reality TV.

As for the rest of you, you will all be pounded into the ground,
As @HandsomeHollywood increases his renoun!

I just want to say, this man was a hero to me as I’ve watched the rounds go by in draft after draft over the years. He became an inspiration by joining me in fleshing out wrestling cards, and nowadays he’s not only something of a mentor to me but he’s also someone I’m very proud to call a good friend.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is HandjobHoldwood. You know Double H it’s clear by your recent picks that you’re not at your best, but I still appreciate you coming out here and enforcing rules and making your cute little poems. You should be proud of yourself. I’m proud of you. And you know, even though you’ve never won this thing I want you to know that all the fans here, all the GMs and Slaterholics, they love ya. They love you no matter what… no matter whatever you do. Case in point you come out here insulting everyone, you lie to everyone here about the rules and when this draft will end, you lie to me in PMs endlessly. And yet when you come out here and you enforce the rules on a case by case basis and you insult people, you get more likes than ever. I… I mean… I mean I’m adored by these marks as well but not even I can get away with the crap you pull. When I throw my little shots I’m booed, when I demonstrate the rules to people I’m treated as a pariah. You pull your fast ones and yet when I do the right things again and again it just seems like these sycophants would rather support a known liar like you than support an honest man like me.

I just want to know two things Handjob – how does one of the most decorated, respected GMs in the history of these drafts turn into such a lying, cheating, pathetic, little worm of a GM?

Actually don’t answer. Just SHUT. THE HELL UP. Because you’ve done it now. YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

And one last thing. It’s repugnant that you take these shots at CHGoalie27. You can tell by the wrestlers he selects that he’s been up to some shady business at night. I don’t think he’s getting enough sleep, and it clearly affects the quality of his picks and of his posts. In fact, just take a look at the Slaterton to see some found footage of CHGoalie’s nighttime activities:

Spoiler

I know that there’s none in you, but try to find some decency and direct some sympathy toward a man who is clearly not well. Stupid idiot.

 

[JackSlater]

Again, it was a case of me searching the page and Corey Graves not being updated onto the Free Agency section.

That's not it. No one had drafted Graves yet. You drafted him too early. Your picks were used up for the day and you drafted him before the window opened for day three picks.

 

[HandsomeHollywood]

Again, it was a case of me searching the page and Corey Graves not being updated onto the Free Agency section.

Spoiler

OmniSens says the mistake was mine,
Yet the posts show an issue as old as time.

Free agency days begin at 9 in the morning,
Not at night when others are snoring.

Picking Graves before 9 today,
Well that's just not the way.

Please update your replacement,
Lest you find yourself in the basement.

Graves was not on the list,
Because he hadn't been picked or missed.

Make your picks at the right time tomorrow,
Or else another call out will bring you much sorrow.

You may wish to be the death of me @OmniSens,
But you will fail like other citizens.

 

[BostonBob]

Hey Natey - what's with the name change ???? Is TGBJackRussell your new wrestling name ????

 

[Natey]

Hey Natey - what's with the name change ???? Is TGBJackRussell your new wrestling name ????

'The Good Boy' Jack Russell.

Just the same as my socials so I figured why not lol

 

[GongShowWilly]

I just want to say, this man was a hero to me as I’ve watched the rounds go by in draft after draft over the years. He became an inspiration by joining me in fleshing out wrestling cards, and nowadays he’s not only something of a mentor to me but he’s also someone I’m very proud to call a good friend.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is HandjobHoldwood. You know Double H it’s clear by your recent picks that you’re not at your best, but I still appreciate you coming out here and enforcing rules and making your cute little poems. You should be proud of yourself. I’m proud of you. And you know, even though you’ve never won this thing I want you to know that all the fans here, all the GMs and Slaterholics, they love ya. They love you no matter what… no matter whatever you do. Case in point you come out here insulting everyone, you lie to everyone here about the rules and when this draft will end, you lie to me in PMs endlessly. And yet when you come out here and you enforce the rules on a case by case basis and you insult people, you get more likes than ever. I… I mean… I mean I’m adored by these marks as well but not even I can get away with the crap you pull. When I throw my little shots I’m booed, when I demonstrate the rules to people I’m treated as a pariah. You pull your fast ones and yet when I do the right things again and again it just seems like these sycophants would rather support a known liar like you than support an honest man like me.

I just want to know two things Handjob – how does one of the most decorated, respected GMs in the history of these drafts turn into such a lying, cheating, pathetic, little worm of a GM?

Actually don’t answer. Just SHUT. THE HELL UP. Because you’ve done it now. YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

And one last thing. It’s repugnant that you take these shots at CHGoalie27. You can tell by the wrestlers he selects that he’s been up to some shady business at night. I don’t think he’s getting enough sleep, and it clearly affects the quality of his picks and of his posts. In fact, just take a look at the Slaterton to see some found footage of CHGoalie’s nighttime activities:

Spoiler

I know that there’s none in you, but try to find some decency and direct some sympathy toward a man who is clearly not well. Stupid idiot.

I'm upset , I'm not on the list yet …. but Handjob makes it ??? You are climbing your way to the middle !!!

we are all drinking a lot , listening to JS

hearing the roar from his crowds ….

Everyone wants the GongShow …… stayed tuned

 

[Natey]

I decided to go with 12 wrestlers @ 3 minute intervals. A nice 45-minute pre-show match for fans who care about wrestling!

 

[JackSlater]

I'm upset , I'm not on the list yet …. but Handjob makes it ??? You are climbing your way to the middle !!!
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we are all drinking a lot , listening to JS

hearing the roar from his crowds ….

Everyone wants the GongShow …… stayed tuned

That's it Billy! YOU JUST MADE...

a big mistake. I can peruse my list again and again, and I don't see any jobbers who begged their way onto the list. No one good makes the list, but by the same token no one insignificant makes the list either. So sorry Billy, not worth the ink.

 

[Ben Grimm]

@HandsomeHollywood I'm done picking.

 

[HandsomeHollywood]

I just want to know two things Handjob – how does one of the most decorated, respected GMs in the history of these drafts turn into such a lying, cheating, pathetic, little worm of a GM?

Actually don’t answer. Just SHUT. THE HELL UP. Because you’ve done it now. YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

 

[JackSlater]

Finally the best worker in the Orton family has been selected.

 

[BostonBob]

Kamala

But Vince told us that the first guy to slam Andre was Hulk Hogan at WM 3. Was Vince lying to us ?????

 

[BostonBob]

Guys - I want to try something here if everybody is OK with it. I've got a wrestler in mind but I want his participation to stay secret until he comes out. What I was thinking was sending his name via PM to HandsomeHollywood so I can use him on my card. If somebody else ends up selecting him as a Free Agent then that's fine and they can use him. If anybody has an issue with this just let me know here and I'll just scrap my idea.

 

[JackSlater]

Guys - I want to try something here if everybody is OK with it. I've got a wrestler in mind but I want his participation to stay secret until he comes out. What I was thinking was sending his name via PM to HandsomeHollywood so I can use him on my card. If somebody else ends up selecting him as a Free Agent then that's fine and they can use him. If anybody has an issue with this just let me know here and I'll just scrap my idea.

Odd but interesting idea. I myself don't mind it as a one time thing.

 

[les Habs]

That's it Billy! YOU JUST MADE...

a big mistake. I can peruse my list again and again, and I don't see any jobbers who begged their way onto the list. No one good makes the list, but by the same token no one insignificant makes the list either. So sorry Billy, not worth the ink.

I am the list.

 

[boredmale]

But Vince told us that the first guy to slam Andre was Hulk Hogan.............

Shea Stadium Aug 1980.

 

[HandsomeHollywood]

Odd but interesting idea. I myself don't mind it as a one time thing.

I also am not opposed to this as it seems there are no complaints.

 

[GongShowWilly]

@HandsomeHollywood
I am done picking as well

 

[BostonBob]

I also am not opposed to this as it seems there are no complaints.

If he hasn't been picked yet and if there are no complaints about my plan then I will PM you his name on Monday at noon. And like I said earlier - if he ends up getting selected as a FA by somebody else then that's OK by me.

 

[HandsomeHollywood]

@OmniSens Demolition pick does not count. Ax was taken as "The Masked Superstar" long ago, with the selection post telling us he's also Demolition Ax.

I accept a small bit of fault for not listing him under his most famous name, which was my original intention with the list.

 

[BostonBob]

@OmniSens Demolition pick does not count. Ax was taken as "The Masked Superstar" long ago, with the selection post telling us he's also Demolition Ax.

He could always use the Smash and Crush combo......I think they're still both available.

 

[BostonBob]

Anyway - I'm going to send HH my mystery pick via PM. I'm not sure how much longer these FA rounds will last but if he gets picked by another GM then that's OK by me. And HH - outside of my mystery pick I'm done with my picks.

 

[boredmale]

He could always use the Smash and Crush combo......I think they're still both available.

Or just take the Repo Man

@OmniSens Demolition pick does not count. Ax was taken as "The Masked Superstar" long ago, with the selection post telling us he's also Demolition Ax.

He is also the Super Machine