All-Purpose News Thread Part II

[sabremike]

This is newsworthy because...?

Cause it's f***ing hilarious and there was no better thread to put it in?

 

[Emperoreddy]

 

[AtlantaWhaler]

 

[Unholy Diver]

That whole album was gold, I had it on cassette back in the day

 

[BostonBob]

That whole album was gold, I had it on cassette back in the day

Hulk Hogan invented the cassette, the cassette recorder and the whole damn music industry.....BROTHER !!!!!!

 

[Unholy Diver]

Hulk Hogan invented the cassette, the cassette recorder and the whole damn music industry.....BROTHER !!!!!!

And he did it for a sick kid, he told the kid he would beat Inoki in North Korea and gave the kid tickets, but then Kim Jong IL showed up and he had to bodyslam the 900 LB Dictator and drop the leg on him in front of 350,000 fans in North Vietnam

 

[BostonBob]

And he did it for a sick kid, he told the kid he would beat Inoki in North Korea and gave the kid tickets, but then Kim Jong IL showed up and he had to bodyslam the 900 LB Dictator and drop the leg on him in front of 350,000 fans in North Vietnam

And then right after that match he worked 72 hours straight and finally found a cure for that sick kid. He then wrote a song about it titled " I'm Hulk Hogan and I'm the only Medicine You Need....Brother " and it went straight to #1 on the Billboard charts and stayed there for almost 500 straight weeks.

 

[Bondurant]

Hulkster was in a platoon with Howard Stern and Richard Blumenthal in Nam.

 

[BostonBob]

Hulkster was in a platoon with Howard Stern and Richard Blumenthal in Nam.

And saved them and the entire platoon from an enemy attack. And managed to write a couple of hit songs while he was saving them.

 

[Jussi]

Cause it's f***ing hilarious and there was no better thread to put it in?

Is it though...? I just don't care about what Hulk Hogan has said or done anymore.

 

[AtlantaWhaler]

Is it though...? I just don't care about what Hulk Hogan has said or done anymore.

So, we have to get your clearance for posts? Only post if you care about that topic?

Neat.

 

[BostonBob]

I just don't care about what Hulk Hogan has said or done anymore.

Any chance I get to poke fun at something this complete phony POS said or did I'm taking it.

 

[Jussi]

So, we have to get your clearance for posts? Only post if you care about that topic?

Neat.

Yes. Respect my authoritaah.

Any chance I get to poke fun at something this complete phony POS said or did I'm taking it.

I'd rather spend my spare time not wasting on terrible people.

 

[BostonBob]

I'd rather spend my spare time not wasting on terrible people.

You're on the wrong site then.

 

[Megahab]

I never knew this existed and it's the greatest thing I've ever heard.

The YouTube comments on it are hilarious.

I don't know how to link it from my phone but one comment said something like:

*Heaven in 2035*
Kid: "Hulk! You made it! When are we tagging up again?"
Hogan: "That doesn't work for me, brother."

Yes. Respect my authoritaah.


I'd rather spend my spare time not wasting on terrible people.

Ah yes, because spelling authority like that is much funnier than the Hogan post that everyone else here seems to find hilarious. This guy.

 

[Jussi]

Ah yes, because spelling authority like that is much funnier than the Hogan post that everyone else here seems to find hilarious. This guy.

Cartman references will always be funny.

 

[AtlantaWhaler]

Cartman references will always be funny.

 

[Jussi]

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[Sheppy]

Randy > Cartman

 

[sansabri]

Sarray not coming back to WWE

was she the one doing the school girl gimmick

 

[GKJ]

was she the one doing the school girl gimmick

Yes. And her grandmother gave her a medal that turned her into a professional wrestler.

 

[sansabri]

Yes. And her grandmother gave her a medal that turned her into a professional wrestler.

sailor moon basically. i like it

 

[GKJ]

sailor moon basically. i like it

I hadn't thought about it that way, was that the gig that made Sailor Moon into Sailor Moon? I've always meant to watch it but never have.

 

[sansabri]

I hadn't thought about it that way, was that the gig that made Sailor Moon into Sailor Moon? I've always meant to watch it but never have.

a brooch, but yeah

 

[Emperoreddy]

Yeah it was a magical girl inspired gimmick like Sailor Moon.

She teamed up with Chase U one match and they transformed with her. It was pretty funny