Alex Faust must be launched to Alpha Centauri

[Glockaxis]

Since we are launching everyone I would like Faust launched to Apha Centauri (either A or B....Alex's choice). Our sun is too close and there is a chance he might damage it or even come back I suggest we get a heavy duty crane and lift the Bob Miller statue from outside Staples and put it in the booth with Jim. It would be a major improvement.

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[Ziggy Stardust]

But who is going to be launched to Xenu?

 

[The Butcher]

Yeah he's kind of a dork but I'm holding out hope that he becomes more bearable as he ages. Still a very young man.

 

[Sol]

Trend setter

 

[BigKing]

Put Jim in there too. He is what we think Hayward is except, actually, Hayward is tougher on the Ducks than Fox is on the Kings.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

I approve of this meme

 

[Sol]

Put Jim in there too. He is what we think Hayward is except, actually, Hayward is tougher on the Ducks than Fox is on the Kings.

Jim is actually more impartial than Hayward is when it comes to the rule book. But when it comes to honestly talking about the team, he lies alot.

 

[ScoreZeGoals]

Bob was able to single handedly elevate the Kings crew to the one of the best in the league, but without him I often watch with the sound off or look for the opposing teams crew. Fox has launched into insane homer mode, and feels much more comfortable interjecting with absolute nonsense that has nothing to do with the game. Faust has "the voice", but that's about it. He's an empty suit, easily distracted by Jim's stories and garbage, and he feels disconnected from what's happening on the ice.

 

[Reaper45]

I still cant stand him.

 

[The Tikkanen]

Fox clearly has a clause in his contract where he cannot say negative things about the Kings. Losing 7-3? The effort is there. I would like to launch him to Xanadu where he spends the rest of his days roller skating with a muse and Gene Kelly.

 

[johnjm22]

Alex is better than Jim.

 

[Matt13]

Since we are launching everyone I would like Faust launched to Apha Centauri (either A or B....Alex's choice). Our sun is too close and there is a chance he might damage it or even come back I suggest we get a heavy duty crane and lift the Bob Miller statue from outside Staples and put it in the booth with Jim. It would be a major improvement.

Glockaxis, Dagger!

 

[kovacro]

Alex is better than Jim.

That's probably not saying much.

 

[johnjm22]

Nick Nickson is really good IMO. I think he should have been the one to takeover play by play.

 

[KingPuckChoo]

people we have launched out of this planet and somewhere into the cosmos so far include:

John Stevens
Don Nachbaur
Nate Thompson
GoldenBear
Alex Faust
Toronto Maple Leafs fans
Willie Desjardins

 

[Reaper45]

people we have launched out of this planet and somewhere into the cosmos so far include:

John Stevens
Don Nachbaur
Nate Thompson
GoldenBear
Alex Faust
Toronto Maple Leafs fans
Willie Desjardins

Will someone launch that piano attached to Kopitars back already?

 

[regulate]

I've tried to like Alex as a hockey play by play man, but it's just not happening. I hope the Kings make a change next year, and first and foremost, whoever they hire has to be proven as a RADIO PBP man for hockey. Alex should do baseball or golf or be Bob Costas /Bryant Gumbel as he matures, not a hockey play by play man.

 

[Basilisk]

Will someone launch that piano attached to Kopitars back already?

Or just trade him? Kopitar appears to be one of those "Logan's Run" NHLers.......... no life after 30.

 

[Reaper45]

Or just trade him? Kopitar appears to be one of those "Logan's Run" NHLers.......... no life after 30.

I'd be more ok with trading Kopitar for a huge return than Doughty.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

Nick Nickson is really good IMO. I think he should have been the one to takeover play by play.

Would have kept Jim from going nuclear homer too imo

 

[Sol]

Would have kept Jim from going nuclear homer too imo

Lol i read "nuclear homo".

 

[The Night King]

Eventually we'll be launching unwanted Kings personnel into stars in the Andromeda Galaxy.

 

[Sacha Baron Corbin]

I'd rather send them both through the Omega-4 Relay

 

[Reaper45]

I'd rather send them both through the Omega-4 Relay

He can be the Krogans problem.

 

[The Butcher]

Nick Nickson is really good IMO. I think he should have been the one to takeover play by play.

Agree wholeheartedly but I think there has been some speculation that Nickson didn't want the tv gig. Mere speculation though. I'd love to ask him point blank and see what he says. Someone should call into kings talk.