Johnnyduke
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NY all in
In this era, Sox fans will be singing Sweet Caroline with him with the Yanks up 10-1.
NY all in
OKAY, I'M TAKING THIS LIST HEAD ON. HERE WE GO.
Incapable of making a good pizza. - WRONG
Use the word “wicked” to describe everything other than witches. - TRUE, BUT NOT A BAD THING. IT'S WICKED COOL, KID
The accent. - WICKED COOL AND SEXY
The people with the accent. - FAIR SOMETIMES
Bill de Blasio roots for you. - DEFINITELY FAIR
Drivers there get into accidents once, on average, every 4.4 years. That’s according to an insurance study that also found that Boston has the second-highest accident rate of all large US cities. - YOU TRY DRIVING AROUND THIS CRAMPED LITTLE OLD CITY WITHOUT THE OCCASIONAL INCIDENT
Mark f–king Wahlberg - GOT US THERE
John f–king Kerry - FAIR, BUT NOT FOR THE REASONS THE POST THINKS
Tom f–king Brady - YUP, FAIR
Pasquale “Patsy” Parisi from “The Sopranos,” talking about Boston: “That place is Scranton, with clams.” - THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
Gotham. Big Apple. City That Never Sleeps. Them: Beantown. - NO ONE HERE CALLS IT BEANTOWN IT'S THE HUB
Having a “Happy Hour” in a bar or restaurant is illegal. - ABSOLUTELY ABSURD WE AGREE
People are too embarrassed to say, “I went to Harvard.” They say, “I went to school in Boston.” - CLEARLY THEY'VE NEVER f***ING MET ANYONE WHO WENT TO HARVARD THOSE f***ERS DROP IT INTO EVERY CONVERSATION WITHIN 15 SECONDS
As if going to school in Boston is somehow better. - I MEAN, IT IS IN SOME CASES, YEAH
After losing to Islanders, coach of the Bruins was fined $25,000 for whining. - .....SO?
Two seasons: Winter and road construction. - DUMMIES. YOU FORGOT 5 MONTHS OF HORRIBLE HUMIDITY
Once spent $22 billion to dig a hole in the ground. - IT WAS YOUR FEDERAL DOLLARS THANK YOU WE LOVE OUR HOLE THAT THEY FORGOT TO MAKE LOOK NICE
Dunkin’ Donuts is considered fine dinin’. - NO IT'S NOT. IT'S CONSIDERED ESSENTIAL ALL DAY FUEL
Jenny from the Block could do so much better. - HAHA, SHE LEFT A-ROD FOR HIM. THAT COUNTS AS ANOTHER BOSTON CHAMPIONSHIP
Dueling is still legal — so long as it’s a Sunday and the governor is present. - THIS IS A CRITICISM? THIS IS f***ING AWESOME
684,379 residents — equal to the number of crime, mob and heist movies set in the city. - THIS LIST HAS SOME REAL DUDS
Deflategate. Spygate. - YOU CAN THANK GOODELL FOR TURNING NOTHINGBURGERS INTO ABOMINATIONS
There’s a whole series of beer commercials about how obnoxious Bostonians are. - THESE ADS SUCK THE POST HAS US THERE. PRETTY SURE WE HATE THEM MORE THAN ANYONE
Worst Batman - GEORGE CLOONEY IS NOT FROM HERE
Of 2,302 meetings between the two teams: Yankees 1,232 – Boston 1,033. - HOW'S THE 20TH CENTURY GOING FOR YOU, KID? 21ST HAS BEEN REAL SWEET TO THE SOX AND BOSTON
Rap from New York: Jay-Z, Nas, Wu-Tang. Boston: Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. - THIS IS A DOUBLE DIP NOT ALLOWED
Boston sex symbol: They wear the new flannel. - MAKES NO SENSE
Did you see that Brady hug with Belichick? Hahahahahaha! - YEAH, GROSS SHIT
Faneuil Hall, the world’s first and most overrated food court. - CAN'T KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE
The city that always sleeps. Most restaurants in Boston close at 10 p.m. - NOPE, YOURE THINKING OF PORTLAND IN MAINE
There are no superheroes from Boston. - f***ING CAPTAIN MARVEL CAROL DANVERS AND ARGUABLY WONDER WOMAN COUNT STOO
They’re jerks: Massachusetts is 47th most friendly state, according to a survey by Big 7 Travel. - BULLSHIT. WE'RE NOT "NICE" BUT WE ARE KIND
Chumps — New York ranks 50th. If you’re going to be rude, go big. - LOL, EVEN THIS IS DUMB CAUSE NEW YORKERS ARE KIND TOO EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN'T NICE
They would all move here if they could. - NO THANKS, WE DON'T LIKE EVERYTHING SMELLING LIKE PISS
Cole has been pretty mediocre since the end of June. ERA in the 4s WHIP close to 1.3, average, slugging and ops against all jumped significantly.I should add that i have every expectation that Cole is gonna dominate them tonight. All I ask is don't get your ass kicked. Compete, fight and keep it close. Give yourself a shot. Get your ass kicked in the first few innings? I will feel a bit differently.
Cole has been pretty mediocre since the end of June. ERA in the 4s WHIP close to 1.3, average, slugging and ops against all jumped significantly.
Obviously has the ability and stuff to pitch lights out, but he's not pitching like the pitcher he's been for the better part of his career.
Unfortunately accurateMaybe this lineup has also been silent a lot down the stretch
They need to play that only tied or ahead or maybe down by a run - but after that play Beyoncé or Andy Williams doing Moon River or something elseIn this era, Sox fans will be singing Sweet Caroline with him with the Yanks up 10-1.
They should have 2 time WS Champ Jacoby EllsburyThey should bring Ben Affleck and J-Lo to throw out the first pitch since I assume A-Rod is broadcasting the game
A win makes this season a victory no matter what
a loss hurts but wouldn’t be entirely unexpected given the volatile nature of this team and this bullpen. I do like the lineup though
Schwarber DH
Hernandez 8
Devers 5
X 6
Verdugo 7
Renfroe 9
Plawecki 2
Dalbec 3
Arroyo 4
this is their best defensive lineup and they should hit enough IMO
Holy moly. Where did you get that picture? I was about 50 ft to the right in this picture at this game. Was the last game my dad took all of us to Fenway. My dad bought seats for last game of the season months before, so when it was announced in the 7th inning that tickets would go on sale for the next day, my two older brothers ran down and bought a few. It’s like literally the only day my parents ever let me skip school for something frivolous
my job just assigned me 3 leads an hour 15 from my house with the last one at 730. ITS 230 IN THE MORNING WHY KILL ME NOW AND ITS RED SOX-YANKEES, WHAT LUNATIC IS LOOKING INTO SOLAR PANELS AT 8 ON A TUESDAY????
Nah, bring in Mike Torrez for the first pitch. The Ying and the Yang, so to speak.They should bring Ben Affleck and J-Lo to throw out the first pitch since I assume A-Rod is broadcasting the game
Nah, bring in Mike Torrez for the first pitch. The Ying and the Yang, so to speak.
So after we definitely beat the Yankees, what's our rotation for Tampa? If it starts on Friday you can get Sale on full rest I believe. Sale-Eddie-Evo-Pivetta?
Balls.ALDS Game 1s are already schedule for Thursday