AI Generated NHL Mascots

[dukedukowski]

 

[NyQuil]

The Kraken one would legitimately give children nightmares.

I myself am going to have to down a scotch or two tonight after seeing it.

 

[BKarchitect]

I’m dying…yes to all the previous comments and also the Red Wings duck thing definitely is going to murder you in the parking lot outside the arena after the game….look at his eyes he’s tweaking hard and he has bad intentions with that kid size ski.

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

Buffalo and STL's are so good hahaha

 

[End on a Hinote]

Look like Korean knock offs

 

[KevFu]

ARZ, BUF, COL, LA, VGK are legit good.

PIT and SJ are in the "so bad it's awesome" category.

A lot more are REALLY COOL, but unusable because of the "TERRIFYING TO CHILDREN" problem.

Maybe it should be run again, but with instructions to not have sharp teeth?

 

[Phion Keneuf]

When you order NHL mascots from Wish

 

[Ianturnedbull]

Hilarious and baffling.

Not bad.

 

[Demandedace]

The Vegas one goes unnecessarily hard

Columbus/Seattle/Washington/Pitt though are horrifying and Edmonton is just an absolute derp. I love all of this

 

[Figgy44]

Flames one looks like a fried chicken mascot.

Ottawa looks like calamari about to be consumed using a toothpick... Nvm, now I can't unsee Zoidberg.

Also, wtf is going on with NYR's six fingered "Fear PNS" jersey mascot? AI blended the catcher and blocker incorrectly or something? Also looks like a drunk pedo bear. The Washington Anals was pretty bad, but I feel like this one seems like it's almost in the same tier even though no one is mentioning it.

Edmonton's reminds me of the guy in Leatherheads.

LOL and what's with the hockey sticks? There's 4 instances of hockey sticks for the mascots. The Canes have two of them with their Scooby Doo looking villain, and Washington + Philly have it coming out of their arm like a jai alai scoop.

 

[SEALBound]

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Dear God! It's the John Wayne Gacy of penguins.

Well now there's some nightmare fuel for ya...

 

[Jee]

My face when the Oilers can't win a cup with McDrai once again:

 

[SI90]

Gritty got Cancer. Pray for him. #f***Cancer

 

[Ianturnedbull]

A reminder to some of you promiscuous people visiting Vancouver:

Wear a condom.

 

[Siludin]

Holy jumpin
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it looks like they just shaved him and gave him some Prozac

wonder who is gonna be next captain of the cavivees

 

[Figgy44]

Montreal's look like it should be holding a stick and poking at something saying "Do something."

 

[Ianturnedbull]

No comments on the NYI NIP?

 

[BruinLVGA]

This guy has so much potential

Put a Leafs jersey on it and it‘s the average Leafs fans’ expression being down 3-0 to Florida.

 

[HF007]

New Jersey one looks like they bought a last second costume at party city and forgot to give it a jersey

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Dear God! It's the John Wayne Gacy of penguins.

“Are you not entertained!”

 

[HTFN]

This dude looks like he slouches, sighs a lot, borrows cigarettes from fans and then tells them he won't take photos because he's "on break".

Only mascot in the league to try to commit suicide with the t-shirt cannon for sure.

 

[Luigi Lemieux]

Jesus that penguins one would give kids nightmares

 

[rynryn]

is the Canucks mascot a condom?

 

[Walkingthroughforest]

Why do 90% of these all look like rapists

 

[Chet Manley]

This guy has so much potential

There is definitely someone working in the oil fields that looks like this dude.

 

[rynryn]

Why do 90% of these all look like rapists

don't know about rape specifically but for sure there are violent crimes and mental imbalances in their origin stories.