After the Wake , maybe this ?
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Teeder Keon
Defeat does not rest lightly on their shoulders
i still have close to a eight pack, same for my son. my mother, his grandmother......... she puts us to shame. she comes to visit us, rolls up her sleeves and works like a worker out of cinderella man.
he and i try to keep up with her, but, we literally cannot. her boyfriend is 82 and he is in even better shape.
my great grandmother.......... had her purse stolen in montreal when she was 85. she chased this guy for six blocks, our whole family stunned at the spectacle.
he got hemmed in. she took back the purse and calmly beat the crap out of him, her son had to intercede. she was going to kill him.
don't get me started on my best friends grandfather who lied at 14 to get into ww one, and lied to get into ww2.
my advice.... dont wake up a canadian
he and i try to keep up with her, but, we literally cannot. her boyfriend is 82 and he is in even better shape.
my great grandmother.......... had her purse stolen in montreal when she was 85. she chased this guy for six blocks, our whole family stunned at the spectacle.
he got hemmed in. she took back the purse and calmly beat the crap out of him, her son had to intercede. she was going to kill him.
don't get me started on my best friends grandfather who lied at 14 to get into ww one, and lied to get into ww2.
my advice.... dont wake up a canadian
Great chat and mutual appreciation guys. \for those in pain. my gf is polish, funny as heck, though she doesnt mean to be. zsa zsa gabor, all the way.
anyways, her mother, who is even funnier, found out i have a right leg that troubles me a lot.
she told me, via her daughter to get me to take two cabbage leaves, and wrap them on my pain spots.
i am very open minded, have spent hours and many dollars on things to avoid surgery and pharma, some worked, but they were banned by health canada. pretty well anything that worked was soon thereafter banned.
so, she gives me this tip. take two leaves out of a ripe cabbage, and wrap them for hours. on your spots.
how did it work for me....
Dont want to jinx it. Its wonderful.
But shhh. dont want health canada banning cabbage leaves.
anyways, her mother, who is even funnier, found out i have a right leg that troubles me a lot.
she told me, via her daughter to get me to take two cabbage leaves, and wrap them on my pain spots.
i am very open minded, have spent hours and many dollars on things to avoid surgery and pharma, some worked, but they were banned by health canada. pretty well anything that worked was soon thereafter banned.
so, she gives me this tip. take two leaves out of a ripe cabbage, and wrap them for hours. on your spots.
how did it work for me....
Dont want to jinx it. Its wonderful.
But shhh. dont want health canada banning cabbage leaves.
Teeder Keon
Defeat does not rest lightly on their shoulders
Teeder Keon
Defeat does not rest lightly on their shoulders
Photo of me going to the pharmacy when it came to our town
DopeyFish
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Teeder Keon
Defeat does not rest lightly on their shoulders
i always had the best looking girls in tow. how, how the heck do \i know lol, otherwise \i would write a book, anyways, wasnt hard to get those two to come to our parties. they were total gentlemen, didnt drink to excess. both guys were badger/wolverines on the ice, but off ice. just great great guys. as are most hockey players.
wendel. a dman, out of saskatchewan. simple body, no muscles at all. starts right away, up front and takes toronto's breath away. huge fan fave.
guy had no muscles at all. but apart from probert and kordic, he could punch anyones lights out.
i swear if i didnt know he was wendel clark, i would pick a fight with a guy like that most nights. wow, what a mistake that would have been.
he had great hand speed, but probert, kordic and kocur figured him out. first five punches though, he had something.
wendel. a dman, out of saskatchewan. simple body, no muscles at all. starts right away, up front and takes toronto's breath away. huge fan fave.
guy had no muscles at all. but apart from probert and kordic, he could punch anyones lights out.
i swear if i didnt know he was wendel clark, i would pick a fight with a guy like that most nights. wow, what a mistake that would have been.
he had great hand speed, but probert, kordic and kocur figured him out. first five punches though, he had something.
DaWatcher
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I played rep soccer with Carlo Colaiacovo and his twin brother. Great players, but even back then Carlo outshined Paulo.
\cool stories, keep em coming.
my partner and \i wired some money, to our favourite leaf of all time. unfortunately, our company hasnt gotten to announcing it yet. believe you me, i am proud to being doing business with this great.
but my same partner came to me and said how can he get in, with another partner of mine, who was a leaf fan freak
i said simple bring him corson and tucker and raise 850k in two weeks.
he did it in less than two weeks and suddenly here i am sitting at the table with leaf after leaf after leaf, cause, hey, it was my idea.
it was a great bar, great biz, lots of money was made, lots of good business was made on the patio.
place was packed, you could bet, any night, a prominent leaf was going to be there.
but not once, under that roof, did any nhler, leaf or otherwise, embarass the spot.
now when we went to other bars. wow, stories \i cannot tell.
\only story i can tell, cause its kinda harmless. guy comes up to our table, me, corse, tucks and my partner, and this guy, two sheets to wind, starts bringing up garbage about shayne.
the three of us didn\t care a toot about what the guy was saying, we all focused immediately on tucks.
his dark brown eyes went pitch black, shayne, me and my partner stood up to get leverage, to sit him down, wasn't easy. we got him down.
the idiot fan, no idea where he went, we knew who had to be sat down lol.
tucks man. wouldn't want to have played against him, or corse. corse, single handedly watered down an emerging superstar from the ottawa senators, alexei yashin. never seen a defensive job like that in my life. corse doesnt brag about it all
none of them brag, none of them its like an inner pact or something. corse, years after the fact, still wont say squat. cept things like chara was incredibly scary etc...
my partner and \i wired some money, to our favourite leaf of all time. unfortunately, our company hasnt gotten to announcing it yet. believe you me, i am proud to being doing business with this great.
but my same partner came to me and said how can he get in, with another partner of mine, who was a leaf fan freak
i said simple bring him corson and tucker and raise 850k in two weeks.
he did it in less than two weeks and suddenly here i am sitting at the table with leaf after leaf after leaf, cause, hey, it was my idea.
it was a great bar, great biz, lots of money was made, lots of good business was made on the patio.
place was packed, you could bet, any night, a prominent leaf was going to be there.
but not once, under that roof, did any nhler, leaf or otherwise, embarass the spot.
now when we went to other bars. wow, stories \i cannot tell.
\only story i can tell, cause its kinda harmless. guy comes up to our table, me, corse, tucks and my partner, and this guy, two sheets to wind, starts bringing up garbage about shayne.
the three of us didn\t care a toot about what the guy was saying, we all focused immediately on tucks.
his dark brown eyes went pitch black, shayne, me and my partner stood up to get leverage, to sit him down, wasn't easy. we got him down.
the idiot fan, no idea where he went, we knew who had to be sat down lol.
tucks man. wouldn't want to have played against him, or corse. corse, single handedly watered down an emerging superstar from the ottawa senators, alexei yashin. never seen a defensive job like that in my life. corse doesnt brag about it all
none of them brag, none of them its like an inner pact or something. corse, years after the fact, still wont say squat. cept things like chara was incredibly scary etc...
djdev
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none of the above, if you noticed when i posted there were 3 posts...all by teeder. so thats why i said it. lol
kb
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CBD, THC, Vitamin C/D3, and Zinc keeps me healthy and robust. lol
I haven't had enough to drink yet for any of this to make sense.
Will come back and try again later when I'm a few more sheets to the wind......
Will come back and try again later when I'm a few more sheets to the wind......
The Apologist
Apologizing for Leaf garbage since 1979
Played Jr B hockey and got lit up by big Joe back in the day (I was a very average goalie).
Much better football and baseball player. Played HS football ball as a linebacker and later on the O line when I got real fat. Got my knee blown out on a cheap chop and that ended that.
Also was a decent pitcher til I tore my rotator cuff.
Sadly I am made of sugar candy glass and had more surgeries by 20 than most get in a lifetime.
I've taken to coaching (ball hockey, baseball, soccer) and am not too shabby if I do say so myself (which I do).
Much better football and baseball player. Played HS football ball as a linebacker and later on the O line when I got real fat. Got my knee blown out on a cheap chop and that ended that.
Also was a decent pitcher til I tore my rotator cuff.
Sadly I am made of sugar candy glass and had more surgeries by 20 than most get in a lifetime.
I've taken to coaching (ball hockey, baseball, soccer) and am not too shabby if I do say so myself (which I do).
zeke
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kb
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cannucky
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Yeah we played 5v5 Box Lacrosse in my day , I was better on my feet than on my skates lol , we also played ball hockey for money in the school yards during summer vacation , played hardball as well as tennis and skiing but Lacrosse and Hockey were tops .
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I grew up hating to play any team sports. If forced, would often intentionally try to hurt someone to get kicked out.
HolyCrap
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Just don’t mix this stuff up with your normal “hand” lotion. It’s a pain in the nuts. Literally.
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