OT: 90th Obsequious Banter Thread: Freedom

[DancingPanther]

@Magua

 

[Runner77]

Ummm “Bad Guy” was just voted the 178th best song of all time. Duh.

Gonna have to defer to @Captain Dave Poulin on that since her name is on a list.

 

[Amorgus]

I just played paintball for the first time in over six years, the infamous day I got shot in the dick. I managed to protect that today but I didn't get a vest at this place either so I'm going to have a purple nipple soon. The damn seatbelt kept rubbing on it all the way home a D driving me nuts!

 

[BigToe]

We should’ve gone right

 

[Asnito]

We should’ve gone right

Beef is going to torture us for the next year

 

[Magua]

@Magua

This poll is litrilly the Whispering Hillock Quest.

We should’ve gone right

You would ignore the Ancient Abomination. Rude.

 

[DancingPanther]

This poll is litrilly the Whispering Hillock Quest.





You would ignore the Ancient Abomination. Rude.

Holy shit. Forgot about that one

 

[kudymen]

I cant stop laughing about this one



"Boot"
"Stand oop"
"Yanien"
"Koo stomars"

 

[Striiker]

Yeah, this is shrek's dick

Oh shit… that looks just like me…

 

[Asnito]

Oh shit… that looks just like me…

You know I wish we had somebody who could post the images of certain Flyers players

 

[BigToe]

You would ignore the Ancient Abomination. Rude.

Talking to a tree with sacrificial bones is how scary movies start.

 

[Magua]

Talking to a tree with sacrificial bones is how scary movies start.

Or it’s how lifelong friends are met. Don’t be so intoelerant.

 

[Jack Straw]

Actually if we had gone right the ground opens and swallows us. It would have been a very short adventure.

It opened up and swallowed us, then deposited us on a grassy slope at the bottom of which was a cold, clear, stream, etc...

But you went left so, I would sleep lightly if I were you.

 

[DancingPanther]

Talking to a tree with sacrificial bones is how scary movies start.

As Geralt teaches us, not all scary things are monsters. Even more, not all things people believe are monsters are actually monsters.

Keep an open mind, Toe man.

 

[DancingPanther]

Actually if we had gone right the ground opens and swallows us. It would have been a very short adventure.

I'm waiting for the results of my roll 18 p check

 

[BigToe]

Or it’s how lifelong friends are met. Don’t be so intoelerant.

As Geralt teaches us, not all scary things are monsters. Even more, not all things people believe are monsters are actually monsters.

Keep an open mind, Toe man.

You guys wouldn't make it past the first game in Squid Game.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You guys wouldn't make it past the first game in Squid Game.

Right? It takes a certain skill set that only we have. My skill is being adorable for 67.

 

[Magua]

You guys wouldn't make it past the first game in Squid Game.

Am I supposed to believe the guy too afraid to post a draft list would enter himself into a game of life-or-death?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm waiting for the results of my roll 18 p check

Yes I'm at a wedding in Luray, which is the closest thing to the middle of nowhere one can be without being in Grundy. I'm staying at a Doomsday Inn with no reception.ill answer when able.

 

[BigToe]

Right? It takes a certain skill set that only we have. My skill is being adorable for 67.

I'd let you win, Cap.

Am I supposed to believe the guy too afraid to post a draft list would enter himself into a game of life-or-death?

Am I supposed to believe the guy too afraid to join the board mock draft would make it past the first game?

 

[BernieParent]

I'm not sure I like the direction you're taking this choose your own adventure, @Beef Invictus.

We are just the focus group for his collection of Lil Beef bedtime stories.

 

[BernieParent]

I don't know who "we" are but WE went right. We followed the path a little way and then we came to a clearing at the top of a grassy hill that sloped down to a clear, cold stream. The pups splashed around and had a wonderful time while I relaxed on the grass and read from a book of poetry that I had in my backpack. After a while a fair maiden came skipping by with flowers in her hair and a basket full of ripe fruit. She shared some crisp, juicy apples with us. When we told her about our decision back at the crossroads, she said, "on no, that's not a crossroads because you can't go straight!" Then she said that we were fortunate not to have turned left because to do so puts you under the dark spell of the Dark Forest. She said that those who turn left are likely to be gruesomely murdered (possibly while they sleep) by their own child.

WHEW! GLAD WE AVOIDED THAT!

The apples, however, had an odd taste to them, you think as your eyelids get ... very ... heavyyyyyy.

 

[Asnito]

@Jack Straw is going full Eric Burdon on us

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Every single time I have a problem with my computer it is because of Adobe updates. Every. Single. F***ing. Time.

 

[Amorgus]

You guys wouldn't make it past the first game in Squid Game.

I have two episodes left but I'm going to save them for tomorrow. That last game was kinda bullshit. I don't like when it's mostly random.