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Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
There's the banner for the season
"2023-2024
Entirely Palatable Product"
Entirely Palatable Product"
There's the banner for the season
"2023-2024
Entirely Palatable Product"
"Cromulent" is the word that comes to mind."2023-2024
Entirely Palatable Product"
Thou shalt not attack the Flyers.Can't wait for the authentics to come in here and polish the turd that is this season, as if anything positive was achieved.
This team resigned pretty much everyone on it, and didn't trade Laughton at the deadline. Torts crushed Couts with ice time early in the season and run him down, then scratched him after making Couts captain.
Never mind the Cutter and Hart debacles. Yes, I know authentics, Hart isn't the team's fault. It's just the cherry on top of the shit season this team full of idiots has had.
What a waste of everyone's time.
You can’t make this stuff up. LMAOOOOO."2023-2024
Entirely Palatable Product"
The coach doesn't worry about the PP.With a merely bad power play, this team makes the playoffs. Nope, we just can't have that now, can we? Nope, we need to have an all time Hall of Shame power play! That's the ticket!
I look forward to Brink being the new whipping boy after Frost is traded for a 6th round pick.
There’s some poor saps out there that invest hope into this franchise for whatever reason despite it always ending up with them walking on a rake like in the cartoons.
There’s some poor saps out there that invest hope into this franchise for whatever reason despite it always ending up with them walking on a rake like in the cartoons.
So is palatable, and product, too, for that matter."Entirely" is strong
Rookie beat. Went to a Big Fiver, I think LaSalle.Who is this Siobhan Nolan.
Most interesting thing about the Flyers this season.
It's simple. Laughton and Hathaway deserved to be out there in the last minute from their play all year and Cates was due to break out of his scoring slump. They played the season with guts and the coach was going down with his warriors.Presser with Torts coming up. I just want one beat to ask about deployment, and not try to get quotes for their upcoming articles about how this team overachieved
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Rk | AvAge | GP | W | L | OL | PTS | PTS% | GF | GA | SOW | SOL | SRS | SOS | GF/G | GA/G | PP | PPO | PP% ▼ | PPA | PPOA | PK% | SH | SHA | PIM/G | oPIM/G | S | S% | SA | SV% | SO | |
1 | Tampa Bay Lightning* | 29.1 | 81 | 44 | 29 | 8 | 96 | .593 | 282 | 263 | 3 | 1 | 0.26 | 0.00 | 3.48 | 3.25 | 70 | 244 | 28.69 | 39 | 231 | 83.12 | 5 | 6 | 11.0 | 11.0 | 2369 | 11.9 | 2392 | .890 | 4 |
2 | Carolina Hurricanes* | 29.4 | 81 | 52 | 22 | 7 | 111 | .685 | 274 | 205 | 2 | 5 | 0.79 | -0.03 | 3.38 | 2.53 | 66 | 244 | 27.05 | 35 | 256 | 86.33 | 11 | 8 | 8.5 | 7.9 | 2692 | 10.2 | 2076 | .901 | 8 |
3 | New York Rangers* | 29.1 | 82 | 55 | 23 | 4 | 114 | .695 | 278 | 226 | 4 | 3 | 0.61 | -0.03 | 3.39 | 2.76 | 65 | 246 | 26.42 | 36 | 232 | 84.48 | 8 | 6 | 9.4 | 10.4 | 2582 | 10.8 | 2419 | .907 | 6 |
4 | Edmonton Oilers* | 29.4 | 80 | 49 | 25 | 6 | 104 | .650 | 289 | 226 | 2 | 1 | 0.75 | -0.05 | 3.61 | 2.83 | 63 | 239 | 26.36 | 51 | 252 | 79.76 | 7 | 5 | 9.6 | 8.6 | 2712 | 10.7 | 2255 | .900 | 4 |
5 | Dallas Stars* | 29.3 | 81 | 51 | 21 | 9 | 111 | .685 | 293 | 231 | 3 | 2 | 0.74 | -0.04 | 3.62 | 2.85 | 58 | 237 | 24.47 | 43 | 238 | 81.93 | 12 | 4 | 6.8 | 7.5 | 2551 | 11.5 | 2324 | .901 | 4 |
6 | Colorado Avalanche* | 28.8 | 81 | 49 | 25 | 7 | 105 | .648 | 297 | 251 | 2 | 2 | 0.52 | -0.05 | 3.67 | 3.10 | 67 | 274 | 24.45 | 52 | 262 | 80.15 | 7 | 6 | 9.0 | 9.7 | 2678 | 11.1 | 2418 | .896 | 4 |
7 | Toronto Maple Leafs* | 28.8 | 80 | 46 | 24 | 10 | 102 | .638 | 292 | 250 | 5 | 2 | 0.56 | -0.01 | 3.65 | 3.13 | 56 | 230 | 24.35 | 54 | 228 | 76.32 | 6 | 9 | 9.9 | 10.2 | 2607 | 11.2 | 2372 | .895 | 5 |
8 | Florida Panthers* | 29.5 | 81 | 51 | 24 | 6 | 108 | .667 | 260 | 196 | 3 | 2 | 0.78 | -0.02 | 3.21 | 2.42 | 63 | 262 | 24.05 | 50 | 286 | 82.52 | 8 | 9 | 13.6 | 13.5 | 2722 | 9.6 | 2253 | .913 | 8 |
9 | Detroit Red Wings | 29.3 | 81 | 40 | 32 | 9 | 89 | .549 | 271 | 269 | 2 | 1 | 0.06 | 0.02 | 3.35 | 3.32 | 63 | 273 | 23.08 | 49 | 237 | 79.32 | 7 | 10 | 8.8 | 10.0 | 2335 | 11.6 | 2624 | .897 | 4 |
10 | Vancouver Canucks* | 28.6 | 80 | 49 | 22 | 9 | 107 | .669 | 273 | 216 | 0 | 2 | 0.64 | -0.05 | 3.41 | 2.70 | 57 | 252 | 22.62 | 53 | 248 | 78.63 | 6 | 7 | 9.4 | 9.6 | 2277 | 12.0 | 2277 | .905 | 7 |
11 | New Jersey Devils | 26.8 | 82 | 38 | 39 | 5 | 81 | .494 | 264 | 281 | 0 | 2 | -0.23 | 0.01 | 3.22 | 3.43 | 55 | 245 | 22.45 | 47 | 243 | 80.66 | 3 | 9 | 9.1 | 9.6 | 2517 | 10.5 | 2458 | .886 | 1 |
12 | Minnesota Wild | 29.2 | 81 | 39 | 33 | 9 | 87 | .537 | 245 | 256 | 3 | 3 | -0.13 | 0.01 | 3.02 | 3.16 | 60 | 269 | 22.30 | 66 | 260 | 74.62 | 3 | 9 | 11.5 | 11.3 | 2447 | 10.0 | 2410 | .894 | 6 |
13 | Los Angeles Kings* | 29.5 | 81 | 43 | 27 | 11 | 97 | .599 | 249 | 206 | 2 | 5 | 0.46 | -0.03 | 3.07 | 2.54 | 54 | 244 | 22.13 | 38 | 252 | 84.92 | 11 | 7 | 8.8 | 9.5 | 2581 | 9.6 | 2283 | .910 | 7 |
14 | Boston Bruins* | 28.5 | 81 | 47 | 19 | 15 | 109 | .673 | 262 | 218 | 4 | 3 | 0.56 | 0.01 | 3.23 | 2.69 | 53 | 241 | 21.99 | 47 | 266 | 82.33 | 7 | 5 | 9.6 | 8.8 | 2364 | 11.1 | 2484 | .912 | 5 |
15 | Arizona Coyotes | 26.7 | 81 | 35 | 41 | 5 | 75 | .463 | 249 | 272 | 2 | 0 | -0.26 | 0.00 | 3.07 | 3.36 | 52 | 239 | 21.76 | 63 | 264 | 76.14 | 7 | 7 | 11.6 | 9.9 | 2249 | 11.1 | 2567 | .894 | 7 |
16 | Nashville Predators* | 29.5 | 82 | 47 | 30 | 5 | 99 | .604 | 266 | 248 | 3 | 0 | 0.23 | -0.02 | 3.24 | 3.02 | 58 | 269 | 21.56 | 57 | 247 | 76.92 | 7 | 5 | 9.7 | 9.5 | 2641 | 10.1 | 2507 | .901 | 4 |
17 | Washington Capitals | 30.0 | 81 | 39 | 31 | 11 | 89 | .549 | 214 | 251 | 4 | 5 | -0.43 | 0.04 | 2.64 | 3.10 | 47 | 228 | 20.61 | 49 | 232 | 78.88 | 3 | 5 | 7.7 | 7.5 | 2154 | 9.9 | 2475 | .899 | 7 |
18 | Seattle Kraken | 29.4 | 80 | 33 | 34 | 13 | 79 | .494 | 207 | 225 | 3 | 4 | -0.27 | -0.03 | 2.59 | 2.81 | 49 | 238 | 20.59 | 44 | 214 | 79.44 | 4 | 9 | 8.0 | 8.3 | 2297 | 9.0 | 2343 | .904 | 5 |
19 | Vegas Golden Knights* | 29.0 | 80 | 44 | 28 | 8 | 96 | .600 | 259 | 238 | 4 | 2 | 0.26 | -0.03 | 3.24 | 2.98 | 50 | 248 | 20.16 | 43 | 211 | 79.62 | 9 | 7 | 7.5 | 8.6 | 2478 | 10.5 | 2441 | .902 | 3 |
20 | San Jose Sharks | 27.7 | 81 | 19 | 53 | 9 | 47 | .290 | 179 | 321 | 1 | 5 | -1.75 | 0.06 | 2.21 | 3.96 | 41 | 206 | 19.90 | 62 | 251 | 75.30 | 3 | 8 | 9.5 | 8.1 | 2052 | 8.7 | 2845 | .887 | 2 |
21 | New York Islanders* | 29.6 | 81 | 38 | 27 | 16 | 92 | .568 | 240 | 254 | 1 | 5 | -0.19 | 0.03 | 2.96 | 3.14 | 45 | 228 | 19.74 | 61 | 219 | 72.15 | 10 | 3 | 7.2 | 7.4 | 2438 | 9.8 | 2641 | .904 | 5 |
22 | Winnipeg Jets* | 29.4 | 80 | 50 | 24 | 6 | 106 | .663 | 251 | 193 | 0 | 1 | 0.66 | -0.05 | 3.14 | 2.41 | 44 | 232 | 18.97 | 50 | 219 | 77.17 | 3 | 5 | 8.2 | 8.9 | 2438 | 10.3 | 2386 | .919 | 8 |
23 | Ottawa Senators | 27.0 | 81 | 36 | 41 | 4 | 76 | .469 | 247 | 280 | 5 | 0 | -0.31 | 0.04 | 3.05 | 3.46 | 51 | 281 | 18.15 | 60 | 243 | 75.31 | 6 | 6 | 10.5 | 11.2 | 2583 | 9.6 | 2398 | .883 | 2 |
24 | St. Louis Blues | 29.0 | 81 | 43 | 33 | 5 | 91 | .562 | 233 | 247 | 5 | 1 | -0.14 | -0.02 | 2.88 | 3.05 | 45 | 249 | 18.07 | 46 | 212 | 78.30 | 11 | 7 | 7.4 | 8.7 | 2344 | 9.9 | 2599 | .905 | 4 |
25 | Calgary Flames | 29.2 | 80 | 37 | 38 | 5 | 79 | .494 | 247 | 262 | 0 | 4 | -0.20 | 0.03 | 3.09 | 3.28 | 45 | 249 | 18.07 | 46 | 241 | 80.91 | 11 | 10 | 9.2 | 9.1 | 2495 | 9.9 | 2390 | .890 | 2 |
26 | Anaheim Ducks | 27.7 | 81 | 26 | 50 | 5 | 57 | .352 | 199 | 292 | 1 | 2 | -1.14 | 0.02 | 2.46 | 3.60 | 42 | 234 | 17.95 | 90 | 327 | 72.48 | 11 | 5 | 13.6 | 11.0 | 2171 | 9.2 | 2633 | .889 | 1 |
27 | Montreal Canadiens | 26.7 | 81 | 30 | 36 | 15 | 75 | .463 | 228 | 277 | 4 | 7 | -0.59 | 0.05 | 2.81 | 3.42 | 44 | 249 | 17.67 | 65 | 277 | 76.53 | 7 | 12 | 10.3 | 10.0 | 2236 | 10.2 | 2698 | .897 | 2 |
28 | Buffalo Sabres | 25.7 | 82 | 39 | 37 | 6 | 84 | .512 | 244 | 243 | 2 | 1 | 0.03 | 0.01 | 2.98 | 2.96 | 37 | 223 | 16.59 | 49 | 243 | 79.84 | 7 | 10 | 9.8 | 9.2 | 2534 | 9.6 | 2402 | .899 | 5 |
29 | Chicago Blackhawks | 27.4 | 80 | 23 | 52 | 5 | 51 | .319 | 173 | 281 | 1 | 1 | -1.30 | 0.05 | 2.16 | 3.51 | 38 | 233 | 16.31 | 54 | 226 | 76.11 | 3 | 8 | 8.8 | 9.5 | 2117 | 8.2 | 2609 | .892 | 1 |
30 | Columbus Blue Jackets | 26.8 | 81 | 26 | 43 | 12 | 64 | .395 | 228 | 295 | 3 | 2 | -0.77 | 0.04 | 2.81 | 3.64 | 32 | 210 | 15.24 | 55 | 231 | 76.19 | 5 | 6 | 8.1 | 7.7 | 2433 | 9.4 | 2782 | .894 | 1 |
31 | Pittsburgh Penguins | 31.3 | 81 | 38 | 31 | 12 | 88 | .543 | 249 | 243 | 2 | 3 | 0.06 | 0.00 | 3.07 | 3.00 | 38 | 260 | 14.62 | 45 | 240 | 81.25 | 5 | 12 | 7.4 | 7.9 | 2641 | 9.4 | 2447 | .901 | 8 |
32 | Philadelphia Flyers | 27.1 | 81 | 38 | 32 | 11 | 87 | .537 | 230 | 256 | 4 | 3 | -0.28 | 0.03 | 2.84 | 3.16 | 31 | 253 | 12.25 | 40 | 241 | 83.40 | 16 | 4 | 10.2 | 9.8 | 2680 | 8.6 | 2207 | .884 | 5 |
League Average | 28.6 | 81 | 40 | 32 | 8 | 89 | .552 | 249 | 249 | 51 | 245 | 20.93 | 51 | 245 | 79.07 | 7 | 7 | 9.4 | 9.4 | 2450 | 10.2 | 2450 | .898 | 5 |
100% Authentic.Wait... Is this actually real?
"Entirely palatable product" sounds like something a lawyer for a multi-national consumables corporation would utter when defending the lack of a product re-call that led to the deaths of several people.