OT: 61st Obsequious Banter Thread: Peppermint Fatty Edition

[Striiker]

Turned on the radio this morning on the way to school and the first two songs that played were "Blaze of Glory" by Bon Jovi and "One of These Nights" by the Eagles.

@Captain Dave Poulin @Striiker I instantly thought of you two.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Turned on the radio this morning on the way to school and the first two songs that played were "Blaze of Glory" by Bon Jovi and "One of These Nights" by the Eagles.

@Captain Dave Poulin @Striiker I instantly thought of you two.

Sounds like a terrible morning for your ears. Sorry you had to go through that, bud. If you come here and rescue me, I'll go to New Jersey and punch that toothy bastard.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I still need to check out Billboards, Tonya, and Get Out. AT least I know Get Out is on HBO Go but it's hard for me to get in the mood to watch a whole movie when sitting at home. So many distractions. When I'm in a theater I'm at the mercy of the screen with no control so I find it much more intimate and easy to focus, even with other people there.

The last time I went to the theater here was for the Star Wars movie - I posted on here, there were like 39 minutes of commercials and bull**** beforehand. I have never seen anything like it, it was excruciating.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

They're playing Frozen music in the school cafe.

I'm sorry for mocking you, Cap and Striiker. Karma came at me fast.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

They're playing Frozen music in the school cafe.

I'm sorry for mocking you, Cap and Striiker. Karma came at me fast.

I don't know what that is, but if you rescue me, I will go punch literally anyone you want.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I have never once been called for jury duty.
I will show myself out.

 

[whitstifier]

I don't know what that is, but if you rescue me, I will go punch literally anyone you want.

It's like Puddle of Mud but harder and colder

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's like Puddle of Mud but harder and colder

That sounds terrible. If I punch that Mud guy, I'm going to get grease on my fist. Worth it.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

Turned on the radio this morning on the way to school and the first two songs that played were "Blaze of Glory" by Bon Jovi and "One of These Nights" by the Eagles.

@Captain Dave Poulin @Striiker I instantly thought of you two.

Here is there song in response for you.

 

[Amorgus]

The last time I went to the theater here was for the Star Wars movie - I posted on here, there were like 39 minutes of commercials and bull**** beforehand. I have never seen anything like it, it was excruciating.

Everyone hates all those pointless commercials. There was an Adidas one before Black Panther that was so overwhelmingly busy that I nearly puked and had to close my eyes. I don't know if it was motion sickness or panic, but my brain did NOT like it.

It's totally fine to f*** around on your phone and talk until the actual trailers start. After that, I'm cutting a bitch. Years ago my best friend kept pulling his phone out to check messages from his girlfriend and I calmly told him "If I see your phone out again, I'm going to make you eat it." He got the hint. Those little glowing screens are highly noticeable in a dark room, dumbasses.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Here is there song in response for you.

I'd love to punch him and then go out for cheeseburgers and sheet cake to celebrate.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I don't know what that is, but if you rescue me, I will go punch literally anyone you want.

You're not familiar with the movie Frozen? With the horrible annoying talking snowman?

Lucky.

 

[Rebels57]

f*** me this court room is hot and in starving thanks to the court officer who decided to poll the room on their favorite pizza places in philly.

 

[Hurricane28]

Dreading the day I have to do jury duty. I'm an out of state college student so I am currently exempt

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You're not familiar with the movie Frozen? With the horrible annoying talking snowman?

Lucky.

I'm a grown man* with no kids, buddy, and even my cats had better taste than to want to watch that.

* I'm totally going to watch it once I get around to it, I just haven't yet.

 

[Jray42]

Im in jury duty at the moment. This is my nightmare.

I have to try and get excused because my wife was just subpoenaed to North Carolina to be an expert witness in a trial on Wednesday and we have a 2 year old I need to pickup from daycare.

Hey man hope it works out for you and you get excused pretty soon. Are you on Filbert? Funny enough I know a couple people who have jury duty there today too.

I'm eligible for jury duty again in a few months after a couple years of being ineligible, but I'm pretty sure I won't be picked for a trial again. I served on a pretty prominent murder trial a few years back, or at least it was on all of the local news outlets at the time. I don't want to make light of it or anything, but it honestly was one of the more interesting things I've ever done and looking back I'm glad I did it. Also, I hope we made the right call. I was 99.999% sure and I had zero doubt, but still.

 

[Jray42]

I'm a grown man* with no kids, buddy, and even my cats had better taste than to want to watch that.

* I'm totally going to watch it once I get around to it, I just haven't yet.

Let it gooooo

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Let it gooooo

See, I know that's from the movie because of some stupid commercial. I may have to watch it on mute with subtitles. Or just not watch it at all.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

winter storm watches have been posted for our area for Wednesday into Thursday. 6-10 inches of snow expected.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

**** me this court room is hot and in starving thanks to the court officer who decided to poll the room on their favorite pizza places in philly.

Shoulda said like Little Ceasers, you would have been let go because you're not fit to be a juror.

 

[Jray42]

winter storm watches have been posted for our area for Wednesday into Thursday. 6-10 inches of snow expected.

Apparently the Nor'easter is hitting us as well, just don't know how bad yet

One model has us at 3-6, but the weather people in Philly are notoriously always wrong it seems.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

winter storm watches have been posted for our area for Wednesday into Thursday. 6-10 inches of snow expected.

Why do you have all the luck?

 

[Jray42]

Shoulda said like Little Ceasers, you would have been let go because you're not fit to be a juror.

Truest thing I've ever seen

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Shoulda said like Little Ceasers, you would have been let go because you're not fit to be a juror.

I got called for jury duty once in the city of St. Louis, not the county, and the world hasn't seen a bigger hive of villainy since Mos Eisley. Luckily the lawyer was late and the case got tossed or something, so I only wasted my time and risked my life for one day.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Truest thing I've ever seen

I don't know, Little Seizures serves a purpose when you're poor and starving in college.