GDT: #59: FLYERS at Red Wings, Sunday, Feb. 17, 2019, 6:00 pm ET

[BiggE]

I love this bird they hired to yap into a microphone. Every single thing she has to say is markedly better than a vaginal yeast expectoration.

And somehow, as unbelievable as it sounds, she’s still not as annoying as Pierre

 

[Jray42]

I hope @MiamiScreamingEagles got this one. You missed his all-time favourite Flyer.

York?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Oh good, college hockey. Go **** yourselves.

 

[Rebels57]

Ghosts least ice time. Hagg is more then sanhiem. Wtf

Its bad man. Real bad. Hes going full Hakstol.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

I hope @MiamiScreamingEagles got this one. You missed his all-time favourite Flyer.

I forgot that was Reggie Leach Number.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Detroit is the only hockey team I know of that charges for autograph requests. It's all for charity but I I don't know how they can justify charging $35 for Jimmy Howard in the year of our Lord 2019.

It's a pretty recent thing cause I got him for free seven years ago, lol.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Can you imagine how bad Tampa would slaughter us in the 1st if we made playoffs? We are really bad in our zone.

Do you think that’d teach us a lesson though? Because I can think of at least eighteen excuses the organization would give as to why we put up less fight than calves on their way to veal parmigiana and not one of them would own up to fundamental changes needed in organizational philosophy.

 

[CapnZin]

1) Yesterday a Red Wings announcer was making fun of the flyers 4th best NHL attendance and look at how many people fill their seats lol.

2) Mantha seeing stars after getting a face full of Simmonds fists.

3) Myers has been the best Dman so far. He can ACTUALLY CLEAR THE FRONT OF THE NET. I like his physicality too.

4) Amac is just trash. Like... he’s really bad. Sad sad play.

5) How is Amac still getting minutes after that 1st period.

6) Carter Hart is life

7) Patrick is coming to life

8) Amac will get at least 5min TOI next period and it hurts... why do Myers like that and pair him with Amac.

9) our D is pretty bad

10) were running a team front NZ trap... basically. 5 people back in the NZ to cover for player lapses. With that system we only have 1 forechecker and they’ve been horribly unsuccessful each attempt the past 3-4 games.

It’d be best to throw away slow Dmen and have a forechecking system because the only time we have +1 F enter on a breakout... we seem to score.

 

[TCTC]

Looks like the Blues are the Western Conference version of the Flyers. As soon as they get good goaltending they start winning games. 10 in a row now. Pretty impressive.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

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[BiggE]

Do you think that’d teach us a lesson though? Because I can think of at least eighteen excuses the organization would give as to why we put up less fight than calves on their way to veal parmigiana and not one of them would own up to fundamental changes needed in organizational philosophy.

Dammit, now I want some veal parm

 

[trostol]

that's one of the places i would like to move to..Zona

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Also behind the time, just got the game on. Good on Simmonds at least doing what should be done. The body is betraying him quickly, but the guy just gets it.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Missed the first. Sounds like Myers had a decent period, based on the comments.

Stats aren't flattering, but nice to see a goal from Oskar the Cursed!

 

[Striiker]

Its bad man. Real bad. Hes going full Hakstol.

Hes always been 90% Hakstol

 

[BiggE]

Roenick is one more shot to the head away from the Special Olympics

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Roenick is one more shot to the head away from the Special Olympics

He has the googly eyes of someone concussed 300% more than he actually is.

 

[Chinatown88]

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Detroit is the only hockey team I know of that charges for autograph requests. It's all for charity but I I don't know how they can justify charging $35 for Jimmy Howard in the year of our Lord 2019.

It's a pretty recent thing cause I got him for free seven years ago, lol.

How is Howard more expensive than Larkin?

 

[BiggE]

He has the googly eyes of someone concussed 300% more than he actually is.

COLBY, I AM YOUR FATHER

 

[vonginous]

How does Myers look? Cant watch right now. Only saw one person mention he has been good.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

i'd like to take this opportunity, to thank the academy for this oskar. making me look good in the prediction thread.

 

[Johnk0728]

Ghosts least ice time. Hagg is more then sanhiem. Wtf

Hagg can't get off the ice on his shifts...lol! The puck stays in the Flyers zone.

 

[BiggE]

How does Myers look? Cant watch right now. Only saw one person mention he has been good.

Block a couple shots, was physical in front of the net and made some accurate outlet passes. So he’ll likely only play 2 minutes or so the rest of the game.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

COLBY, I AM YOUR FATHER

Little known fact: that's what happens to babies when the mother has way too much sexual congress whilst preggers. True story.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Yay Howard Swiss Cheese

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

Jesus, can we got back to the intermisssion