OT: 58th Obsequious Banter Thread - Something Something Leier

[BernieParent]

Ehh.... don't know about that. I think I have an appropriate amount of hate, but I'm just good at laser focusing that hate at one specific target. Kind of like a kid with a magnifying glass in the sunlight.

Weal is a fly. Manning is a spider. Hakstol is a cockroach. The beat writers are fire ants.

I just want to see them burn.

So Manning is going to eat Weal and Hakstol will survive the nuclear war with North Korea?

 

[BernieParent]

Omg we can like stuff... this will force me into even more needy jokes.

Don't steal my schtick, junior.

 

[BernieParent]

So how do these trophies work? Will they be sent to me or do I have to pick them up? Will they be the same "quality" as the ones I got for Pee-Wee hockey, with the goalie pads on the wrong legs and the wobbly stick?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What no bunny emojis??

I don't see any down there. They have a whole group for monkeys, which is some bull****.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

I don't know how long it's going to take me to get used to this.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ok, real talk time. Is it possible for a mod to fix this for me? Like can we pretend I put something horribly offensive there and that you need to change it? Please? Dear god please? I don't even care what you change it to.

Can't you change it yourself? I remember I changed mine back on the old one. I guess it's different on this one. On another note, I wonder if we can add signatures now.

 

[sa cyred]

Can't you change it yourself? I remember I changed mine back on the old one. I guess it's different on this one. On another note, I wonder if we can add signatures now.

They used to limit it to sponsors (star people) only back in the day. Try it out

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

They used to limit it to sponsors (star people) only back in the day. Try it out

It works Commencing Massive Signature Creation Timesuck in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

 

[Striiker]

So Manning is going to eat Weal and Hakstol will survive the nuclear war with North Korea?

Yes exactly.

No not allowed. But just think, when Weal hits 100 points this season, you’ll be a hero

No no no no no I already have a lie for that situation. It was all an elaborate counter-jinx where I dump on him so that the universe proves me wrong and we end up with a great player.

You think I'm not prepared for all outcomes?!
(Obviously other than the websites metamorphosis into a butterfly with hidden settings)

Can't you change it yourself? I remember I changed mine back on the old one. I guess it's different on this one. On another note, I wonder if we can add signatures now.

I could before, but now the option is mysteriously missing from my settings.

 

[kudymen]

Don't steal my schtick, junior.

Junior?! Hey.. Only today I worked my way up from ELC, through Bridge deal and Top line player, all the way to an All star. Tssss. Junior... *mumbling and walking away* Unbelievable...

 

[backburner]

god this new forum is ugly

 

[BernieParent]

Junior?! Hey.. Only today I worked my way up from ELC, through Bridge deal and Top line player, all the way to an All star. Tssss. Junior... *mumbling and walking away* Unbelievable...

Do I need to show you my birth certificate?

 

[BernieParent]

They used to limit it to sponsors (star people) only back in the day. Try it out

Love your sig!

 

[Young Sandwich]

Oh shit, old dude war!

 

[BernieParent]

Oh shit, old dude war!

 

[Rebels57]

This is f***ing incredible

 

[Tripod]

Hugh Heff dead at 91 of natural causes.....at least he died with a big smile on his face. Apparently, he was deaf from too much viagra..preferred sex over hearing. Gotta agree...

Hard to argue with how he lived his life.

 

[sa cyred]

So seems like my signature from when I was a sponsor like 5 years ago is back

 

[kudymen]

Old dude war I am 27... :/ Arguing was yet another rookie mistake

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Striiker is straight killing the game with Trophy Points.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Old dude war I am 27... :/ Arguing was yet another rookie mistake

Ah, you're just one of those fake old dudes. SAD!

 

[sa cyred]

Love your sig!

All you need to do is compliment me and you will get likes

 

[Striiker]

Striiker is straight killing the game with Trophy Points.

Somehow

 

[sa cyred]

Somehow

Just like our coach

 

[Striiker]

Just like our coach

Comparing me to our coach might be the lowest of low blows I could ever imagine.

I don't know what I did to make you hate me this much, but I'm sorry. Please forgive me.