Short and sweet
Bring the heat
Win this game
Avoid shame
Sheldon cries
Their team dives
Hat tip from Coop
Defending Vasy playing like poop
Lalonde sharing secret info
Why, you uncle fester ass hoe
4 wins for the leafs is a standard so low
Years of losing, man they blow
Will the real Vasy please stand up?
The one with trophies and two cups
Turn this thing around starting tonight
Bring Dubas back to Tampa for a fight
Road game execution in store
Only if Vasy doesn't give it up like a wh*re
Just win a game please
Close this one out cause I have to snee-CHOO
Poetry record 1-3
Plot twist: We got them right where we want them for the ultimate choke job.