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Season Series 2024-25
#1: @ VGK ⋅ 1-3 L
#2: @ ANA ⋅ 2-3 L
#3: @ ANA ⋅ Dec 4
#4: @ VGK ⋅ Dec 23
Last season: 3 wins, 1 loss.
Team Leaders 2024–25
P: 19 (Terry) vs 36 (Eichel)
G: 6 (Carlsson) vs 13 (Barbashev)
A: 13 (Terry) vs 28 (Eichel)
GAA: 2.48 (Gibson) vs 2.67 (Hill)
SV%: .922 (Gibson) vs .900 (Hill)
Team Stats 2024–25
Record: 10-10-3 vs 16-7-3
GF/GP: 2.57 (#26) vs 3.50 (#7)
GA/GP: 2.91 (#9) vs 3.00 (#14)
PP: 15.7% (#27) vs 27.4% (#5)
PK: 75.0% (#25) vs 78.2% (#20)
There once was a duck named Leo. He waddled across a knoll, muddy and speckled with the unfortunate remnants of other animals' passing, on his way to the taco stand that had opened near his favorite pond. Leo was no ordinary duck—he was a connoisseur of fine foods, particularly golden burritos and five-hole tacos.
But alas, Leo was old, and his joints ached with every step. "Arthuros already?" he muttered to himself. Or at least he thought that was the word. He wasn’t quite sure.
Finally, he arrived at the taco stand, where a retired vet greeted him with a moderated smile. "A duck needs a feast! What’ll it be?" the vet asked.
Leo stared at the menu, bewildered by the options. “I don’t have an answer for you...” he admitted, his webbed feet shuffling awkwardly in the dirt. The vet’s smile faltered, and for a moment, it seemed like he might let out a little "boo boo" of disappointment.
Leo finally spoke up. "Latvian chicken wings or American wombats? Hmm. I’ll take five chick wings, please!” He rummaged in his feathers and produced a tarnished coin. “Here’s a deuce,” he said, slapping it onto the counter with his beak.
The vet looked at the coin, static for a moment. “Woah, what in the almighty! A deuce?” he exclaimed, clearly impressed by the duck’s payment.
Leo took his guitar, waddled back across the knoll, and perched by the pond to enjoy his meal. As the sun set, he began to play, making his guitar weep gently.
‘Twas a good day.
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