GDT: 2025 NHL Trade Deadline thread

[kicksavedave]

I'll take "Things Said By Doctors Who Finished Last In Their Class" for $800, Alex.

What do you call the dude who finished last in medical school? Answer: Doctor!

 

[ynotcaps]

I, uh... I've grown very attached to my nuts, and, uh... there's no scenario where I'd be looking forward to seeing them go. So, um... yeah.

 

[Kalopsia]

Well when your nuts are big and beautiful and fast and produce a ton, then you SHOULD protect them at most any cost. When your nuts are broken and small and don't produce enough to make a difference, then you look to swap them out for something that helps you right now.

We’re… we’re still talking about hockey here, right?

On a semi-related note, I learned recently that the Wednesday before March Madness starts is the most popular day of the year to get a vasectomy. You heard it hear first folks, book March 19 while you still can.