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EVANDER KANE YOU ARE A BOLT
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Old, slow, washed and middle six

EVANDER KANE YOU ARE A BOLT

Can you make an AI generated image of JBB asleep in bed or somethingI'll just keep making stupid images while I wait....
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make it him sleeping in bed, with a dream bubble of him signing mcd at 40 to an extension and a big ol' rictus on his kisserCan you make an AI generated image of JBB asleep in bed or something
Tuch didn't score in the playoffs either.Problem is that with 32 teams out there, probably 20-25 could use a good 2C. How many teams are really stacked at 1C and 2C? Edmonton? Colorado? Florida? I feel like the list is basically over right there. Carolina had to move a winger to 2C and wound up winning it all. I think you could argue that our problem (or at least the more fixable problem) is that only like 4 of our guys are capable of scoring in the playoffs right now. You could try to fix that by A. getting a star forward like Tuch or B. getting some guys who can legitimately shoot the puck or finish plays in the bottom 6. I think B is kind of a requirement regardless, but I'm not really opposed to A.
Oh, I'm by no means a gigantic Tuch truther, but the team is better with him than without him. I don't know. It's a tough offseason to have this sort of fork in the road.Tuch didn't score in the playoffs either.
We shot a lot. We struggled to get shots through. I do think size is an issue, but we also could use a C. Yeah, so can everyone else. Maybe SOR comes to the rescue, but that's a lot to put on a rookie. I think that's why so many of us started picturing the line up with Larkin--it's rare that these guys come available. But man, I really don't like that he was a captain who quit on his team publicly. McTavish?
Geekie at max realization of potential would be perfect.
It's not that easy to find centers who can shut down top players on a nightly basis. Getting 50 points out of him is great. Probably 40-45 in the 3rd line role he's more suited to. Cirelli as 3c and Gourde as 4c is a dream scenario.I would advocate trading Point if I could be sure we weren't getting back pennies on the dollar and he wasn't (sometimes) showing his old flashes of life. The problem is we can find half a dozen dudes whose responsibility is to shut a game down. Will they do as well as Cirelli? Eh. Probably not. But it will at least come with the clear distinction of not relying on him for offense. Of all the things to happen I think someone trading Tampa clear 1C for Point is the least of them.
I absolutely cannot believe I'm saying this but it's starting to feel like McDavid or bust
So, if you think we are on the Coleman list, reading between the lines it seems like we are looking at something maybe?
Honestly for the best. Juice ain't worth the squeeze.I think we don't have the cap to engage because we know we need a RHD.
Puljujarvi is a bit larger. Puljujarvi averages 0.4 more SOG/game, 0.03 more goals per game, 0.04 more assists per game. Girgensons averages 0.5 more hits/game, shoots at a 0.3% percent better rate. Girgensons has also played ~400 more games. These stats are pretty dang close, man. Play style might be different, sure. I don't think Puljujarvi is some kind of monster even on his best day. He's practically within a whisker of Girgensons in a way smaller sample size and playing on more talented teams for most of his career.
Theres no way... right?
Theres no way... right?
I don't know exactly how Puljujarvi plays, so I passed to comment on his specific play style.You’re pointing out quantitative data, if those numbers were good he wouldn’t be available right now. I already said he hasn’t put it together yet.
My entire argument is about qualitative data, which you didn’t respond to. Talent/physical ability between girgs and PoolP isn’t comparable