7 TDs his rookie and covid season is pretty good. But his numbers have gone down each following season.
Yeah, but in an offense this intricate that's designed around our strengths, if he can run a route and has decent hands, we can use him. Noah made some plays, but lotsa drops. Zacheuaiueais has looked okay in fits and starts, but hasn't secured a spot enough for me to learn how to spell his name. Dyami, same thing. Shows up big here and there, invisible a lot of the time. McCaffrey -- you know, the Iron Man of the family by comparison -- has been pretty good, too. Now maybe some Crowder.
We've got guys, we just need 'em to get hot at the right time, like the 10 or so guys that stepped up big for the Caps when they shocked the world.
(Not that I think we're gonna shock the world, but we could maybe startle it a bit, like when you mistake the garden hose for that bigass snake that tried to eat Ice Cube and JLo. Or maybe we'll just get underestimated, like that time your cousin tried to bully a midget but he turned out to be a Psycho Ninja Midget and peppered his scrotum like a speedbag. Or misunderstood like that time your mom was visiting and you Netflixed 50 Shades of Grey because you thought it was 50 First Dates and now your mom can't look you in the eye anymore, which is fine because you're planning to ghost her forever like that chick in college who got pissed because you felt up her roommate, so she filled the curtain rods in your dorm room with raw shrimp, and it stunk so bad for so long that the RA had to call in HAZMAT.)
(In retrospect, you probably should never have told me those stories.)