Injury Report: 2024-2025 Injury thread | HF’s Longest Thread Just Got Longer

[NOTENOUGHRYJOTHINGS]

de Haan - Malinski
Middleton - Kylington
Ludvig

When you continuously fail to draft and develop and even trade for a 2C and 3C and spend assets year after year trying to get some centre depth. This is what happens.

Jost, Newhook, Colton, Mittelstadt, Ryjo, now Parsnippinen and Drury.

A lot of assets have gone out the door to try to fill that hole. And it's coming back to haunt Cmac in the form of no defense.

The Avs are 3 deep on D. And your #3 is questionable to survive a playoff round.

 

[CobraAcesS]

Shit like this is why you do your best to get Seth Jones lol.

 

[RoyIsALegend]

 

[Avs9296]

Problem is he doesn't get time off after those 5 games. He has to play in the 4 nation's FFS.

 

[NOTENOUGHRYJOTHINGS]

And then MacK and Makar will treat the 4 nations like its maybe their only ever chance to win gold for canada.

And then MacK and Makar will treat the rest of the season like it's the playoffs. Since if they don't the Avs will miss the wildcard.

And by game 3 of the playoffs they'll be gassed.

And all will seem lost.

But then Mittelstadt reveals he's a modern day Sergei Federov and has been dogging it to save energy for the real season.

I see a 7 goal 19 assist playoff out of him along with sublime defense and boning multiple blonde Russian supermodels while leading the Avs to a cup.

The conn smythe goes to MacK. There are allegations for the next decade that Mitts should have won it.

Also @WarriorOfGandhi is about to go to the parade to celebrate the cup win but as he's leaving Sydney Sweeney knocks on his door. Wearing a French maid outfit.