HF Habs: 2023 Roster, Schedule & Standings Thread

[Gravity]

Spencer Martin sucks.

 

[sandviper]

VAN just tied it 4-4
PLD is on fire. 3 assists today. He's now at 46 pts. Today is the 40th game.

FLA down 1-0 after 1

Can’t wait till he signs a team friendly UFA contract with us of $3.5 x 8 years.




Better add the since I’ve noticed a lot of broken sarcasm detectors lately.

 

[Lshap]

3-1 Dallas near the end of 2. Oettinger is good.

 

[Legend123]

Panthers were dominant but Dal goalie bailed his team a million times.

Panthers quited down cuz of him but are still playing better than Dal

Lucky to be up 2 so far

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Jets go up 2 again, 6-4.

 

[McGees]

This is why losing is so important in the tank...other bad teams have such a hard time winning

 

[Picaroon]

Come on ! Half a season to go. Today is far from neing the biggest day of the season.

So far...

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Vancouver is done. Jets score, 7-4. Connor with a hattrick. 6 minutes left.

Terrific forecheck by PLD to create a turnover behind Canucks net. 4a.

With the loss, Flyers will pass Vancouver based off RW. They're tied in points & gp.

Like I said, no faith in Canucks. Figured they'd get passed by Flyers. Vancouver will stay at pick #7.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Panthers are done, 4-1. They won't rise out of #11.

Gustafsson has scored again for Washington. 1-0 lead over CBJ.

 

[SwiftyHab]

Mate you're really not picking up the jinxies I'm laying down.

Can you add an * or something so we know that these are the encantations of tanking voodoo witchcraft and not to read your posts literally?

 

[MarkovsKnee]

CBJ outshooting Caps, 24-13 at end of 2, but it's still 1-0 Washington.

 

[McGees]

HABS PLEASE LOSE MORE!!

 

[MarkovsKnee]

CBJ are out working the Capitals, and playing a much better game. They can't score. Terrible finishing. Just muffin shots, or shots that Kuemper can see from 50 feet.

 

[Seb]

Arizona and Chicago currently winning

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Absolutely crazy ending to CBJ - Caps game. Caps held on for dear life with CBJ's net empty & an extra attacker, but CBJ showed zero composure too. Too many wild shots & passes.

Kuemper played well too. He was solid.

CBJ lose 1-0.

 

[sandviper]

Absolutely crazy ending to CBJ - Caps game. Caps held on for dear life with CBJ's net empty & an extra attacker, but CBJ showed zero composure too. Too many wild shots & passes.

Kuemper played well too. He was solid.

CBJ lose 1-0.

Sucks CBJ lost but if they can keep that intensity up, they’ll win more games.

 

[Runner77]

This isn’t about instant gratification but rather laying down the groundwork for more sustainable losing. It’s all in Chapter 3 of @Adam Michaels ”Strategies for Losing” available soon in the HF bookshop.

I knew @Adam Michaels would move on to online publications. Why am I not surprised by this.

 

[Adam Michaels]

I knew @Adam Michaels would move on to online publications. Why am I not surprised by this.

Audiobook is in the works.

Netflix Ted Talks style show in the negotiation phase.

 

[Tyson]

Hoffman scratched 2 straight games...does that continue? I personally hope he continues to sit.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Things aren't looking good for Arizona. Down 2-1 to Pens & getting dominated.

 

[The Great Weal]

Hoffman scratched 2 straight games...does that continue? I personally hope he continues to sit.

I think he's better than Dadonov but that Dadonov line has looked good so they won't break that up

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Hawks had a 3-1 lead on Calgary, but it's 3-3 now.

So far, outside of the Florida game, this day is looking pretty shitty.

Flyers are losing 5-2 to Leafs. Hart is rocking a .750 save percentage. Philadelphia was doing fantastic when he was on IR.

2-1 Pens after 2. Coyotes have had at least a half dozen quality scoring chances but DeSmith is all over it, or they're just missing the net. Coyotes are playing better though.

 

[sandviper]

Hawks had a 3-1 lead on Calgary, but it's 3-3 now.

So far, outside of the Florida game, this day is looking pretty shitty.

Flyers are losing 5-2 to Leafs. Hart is rocking a .750 save percentage. Philadelphia was doing fantastic when he was on IR.

2-1 Pens after 2. Coyotes have had at least a half dozen quality scoring chances but DeSmith is all over it, or they're just missing the net. Coyotes are playing better though.

It was always going to be a tough day sadly. FLA losing is good though and hopefully demoralizing.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

That will do it. 3-1 Pens. Only 9 minutes left. Coyotes will lose.

Hawks still tied with Flames 3-3 in 3rd
Blues leading Minnesota 1-0 late in 3rd
Bruins leading Ducks 2-1 end of 1st.

 

[Gravity]

Chicago PK literally consists of lying down and playing dead.