My somewhat off the board but within reason mock draft that won’t happen aside from pick 1 and probably pick 4
1. Bedard. Even in a mock that shakes up expectations they’re still taking Bedard.
2. Carlsson. Verbeek is forced to go off consensus to honor his background with Yzerman. Everyone at the table yells for Fantilli. He has no choice but not to.
3. Fantilli. Columbus is taking whichever is left no matter what.
4. Smith. If he won’t touch Michkov, Grier is locked into the last of the consensus top 5 He will…touch.
5. Leonard. I wanted to go more off the board but man does it feel like Montreal has tried an ad campaign on “actually…this guy is also worthy of a top 5 pick…” since they won’t take Michkov and got themselves stuck
6. Dvorsky. Because everyone tells me they had dinner And he answered the will you play in Arizona or the howling abyss of nonexistence where we will be correctly.
7. Michkov. Briere don’t give a f***. He’s got security. He’s got another 1st and will probably get another one. And he’s not letting him go to Washington.
8. Benson. Washington lets their pick time expire because they’re panicked and crying. Gary stops the draft until they can compose themselves long enough to take Benson.
9. Honzek. Yzerman finishes scouring every mock draft on the internet for the perfect pick that most people don’t have him taking but he thinks has big upside so he can maintain his title of maverick draft genius as his team heads into an 8th straight year of missing the playoffs.
10. Danielson. Blues are safe and boring. Perfect fit.
11. Reinbacher. Canucks can’t believe they’re getting the first D off the board. Fail to realize they’re celebrating a second pair ceiling D in an incredible forward draft
12. Simashev. Bummed that Reinbacher goes one pick earlier after debating Dvorsky/Reinbacher earlier…they take Simashev just because we want him. But I can’t stay mad at our tank bros
13. We consider But, Wood, Musty and Barlow to add something new and needed to our pool. They also consider ASP and Willander to shore up long term need at RHD knowing whichever they pick becomes their top D prospect immediately. With time running out they take Perreault…salivating at both adding another small skill first round forward to the deepest pool of small skill first round forwards ever assembled…but also the money they’ll make on jersey sales.
This was pretty good. I laughed.