Injury Report: 2023 - 2024 Injury Thread HF's New longest ever thread

[sethro109]

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[NateTheGreat]

We’re so back.

 

[Cypher]

I hate this 5@# team

 

[the_fan]

You know Avs hockey is back when this injury thread gets bumped up

 

[Avsavsavsavsavs]

Now it feels like home again, we can truly start the season.

 

[Avs9296]

Frail Cale is a real thing.

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

Here for the party

Frail Cale is a real thing.

We need to start feeding him spinach.

 

[S E P H]

Just sticky this thread at this point lol.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[Mighty Makar]

I hate this f***en team.

 

[Tommy Shelby]

We can't even stay healthy during non-mandatory practice skates. This f***ing team, man.

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Nuke just needs to go into the infirmary and start sprinkling around the magic pixie dust.

 

[Gruyeriev]

I see we are off to a great start with injuries. How comforting.

 

[Foppa2118]

I see we are off to a great start with injuries. How comforting.

Damn, Johnny Mitchell's injured again too?

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Damn, Johnny Mitchell's injured again too?

Something tells me that isn't water in that bottle.

 

[Grigowski]

Hilarious....

As soon as camp starts, the injury thread is allready getting hot......

That´s our AVs......

This team and health.....

btw: Best wishes to Chris Wagner. Ruptured Achilles sucks major......

 

[missionAvs]

Frail Cale is a real thing.

Always has been. I think the only time Frail Cale hasn't been banged up was when he was walking up to the podium when we drafted him. It was the kiss of death when he put on his Avs jersey for the first time.

 

[TruePowerSlave]

Frail Cale is a real thing.

It's unfortunate. Surely this will impact his career unless the injuries stop, it already has cost Makar Norris votes and possibly award(s).

 

[ABasin]

Frail Cale is a real thing.

What injury does Makar have?

And that's quite a list. They haven't skated in 5 months. What are all of these 'lingering injuries'?

 

[The Moops]

 

[Colorado Avalanche]

We even tried to sign Finnish guy who couldn't pass the physicals tests.

No wonder we have long injury list.

 

[SaltySkywalker]

Something tells me that isn't water in that bottle.

Nahh, look at his legs - they're toothpicks. That guy is probably almost nearly paralyzed or has been in a wheel chair a long time.

 

[Foppa2118]

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WTF is going on in this gif? I love how he just hands the sheet back to him at the end.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[Gruyeriev]

“He had off-season surgery, his first”

This part stood out to me. Poor wording or is he saying this is Josh Manson’s first ever off season surgery? Kind of surprising if that is the case. Maybe he is not as beat up yet as we believed?

Or just first surgery on his oblique?