2022/23 Roster Thread XI: Konecny, So Hot Right Now, Konecny

[Striiker]

Everyone has their faults. I'm still a Nintendo lad through and through.

My grandma says I’m perfect.

 

[Chinatown88]

My grandma says I’m perfect.

 

[Magua]

It shows!

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Hopefully Zamula enjoys his 6 minutes of ice time tomorrow night now that their 5 million dollar idiot is back in the lineup. This organization continues to show just out of touch they are with the way todays game is headed.

 

[flyerslducks]

We joke, but it's not even that far fetched. The did try to move Morin to wing.

he honestly might be bbetter off playing on the bottom 6 as a fwd. Then he can just do what macewan does...just go out there and hit people. Then he wouldn't get in the way defensively.

 

[Striiker]

It shows!

It’s crazy how much bullshit coaches can say to the media simply because the players they’re talking about can’t respond.

And the dumbass media and idiot fans just gobble it all up, as if the coaches wouldn’t lie or push agendas. Obviously their side of the story is 100% true.

 

[IronMarshal]

Fletcher is the Kwisatz Haderach of path dependency and sunk cost adoration.

Literally any GM who doesn't lose every move he makes or has even average player evaluation skills would have done better.

Nice literary reference there!

 

[deadhead]

It shows!

Certainly does for the Phillies.

 

[Magua]

Certainly does for the Phillies.

Please name any Flyers who are talent equivalent to Harper, Wheeler, Nola, Realmuto. I’ll hold. But I guess no one enjoyed playing before this season?

The funny part of your comparison, if we are talking locker room mood, is that Thomson is as polar opposite to Torts as it gets.

 

[BobbyClarkeFan16]

I wonder if Torts and Shaw will eviscerate Ass-To-Mouth Stinktolainen when he makes his multiple glaring brain farts 30 times a game......

 

[Beef Invictus]

Anyone who loves and enjoys the way they're currently playing should be immediately traded

 

[Beef Invictus]

I wonder if Torts and Shaw will eviscerate Ass-To-Mouth Stinktolainen when he makes his multiple glaring brain farts 30 times a game......

Absolutely not. His late hits that take him out of position to chase will leave them blind to everything about him.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Chuck Fletcher's favorite video game console was Philips CD-i.

Mah boi, this grit is what all true warriors strive for!

 

[Kelmitchell2]

Never mind he's an XBOX lad. PFFFTTTT

So am I lol

 

[Striiker]

Surely if 5 dipshit coaches who have all been fired within the last 3 years share the same dipshit opinion, it must be correct!

This is literally a thing unironically said by this fanbase.

I hate Flyers fans so much.

 

[Angry Hockey Dad]

It’s not like they’ve hired 5 dinosaurs in a row to coach the team.

 

[deadhead]

Anyone who loves and enjoys the way they're currently playing should be immediately traded

I like it better than they played the previous two years, at least they're actually trying.

 

[deadhead]

We'll see if Risto can learn new tricks the next few weeks:

"He's a big body and he's willing to get involved," Tortorella said Tuesday. "I want him to understand our coverages, the way we play defense.

"I think the biggest thing is I don't want him just looking for the big hits. I think you start looking for big hits as a defenseman, you end up on the outside and that's when people start coming through you. I want the physicality, but I also want some patience and positioning in his game.

"When he does play, he's going to be revved up, I'm sure that's going to be something where we're going to have to calm him down a little bit, looking for those big hits. We'll work with him."

 

[Beef Invictus]

I like it better than they played the previous two years, at least they're actually trying.

They aren't trying any more or less

 

[BiggE]

Chuck Fletcher's favorite video game console was Philips CD-i.

Cuck’s favorite game console was a checkers board

My grandma says I’m perfect.

That’s not what she tells me.

 

[BiggE]

Please name any Flyers who are talent equivalent to Harper, Wheeler, Nola, Realmuto. I’ll hold. But I guess no one enjoyed playing before this season?

The funny part of your comparison, if we are talking locker room mood, is that Thomson is as polar opposite to Torts as it gets.

The Flyers would make Harper bat right handed and would bench Nola for not hitting enough batters.

 

[Deadpool8812]

I like it better than they played the previous two years, at least they're actually trying.

Trying at what? Trying at playing like shit and hoping your goalie bails you out every game?

 

[Striiker]

They aren't trying any more or less

It’d be hilarious if they actually were trying harder, given how horrible they’ve been this year.

More effort + worse results = ???

But of course we know that’s not the case. Effort has never been the problem and worthless goons don’t try harder than stars.

 

[BiggE]

Cuck also cheats at solitaire, still loses and blames the loss on Ghost.

It’d be hilarious if they actually were trying harder, given how horrible they’ve been this year.

More effort + worse results = ???

But of course we know that’s not the case. Effort has never been the problem and worthless goons don’t try harder than stars.

Oh come on, if Zac tried just a little harder he could be Gordie Howe. Of course he would be Gordie Howe circa 1995 or so, but the point is still valid.

 

[Striiker]

Cuck also cheats at solitaire, still loses and blames the loss on Ghost.


Oh come on, if Zac tried just a little harder he could be Gordie Howe. Of course he would be Gordie Howe circa 1995 or so, but the point is still valid.

Hmmm... I don't think so. Nobody could ever try harder than Zack.

He's already maxed out his effort, which is why he's Torts new favorite pet.