OT: 2019 Football Thread: Part III – Danny Dimes and Sammy Spleens Edition

[Edge]

Which means this is the perfect time for Eli to come back, win us 3-4 meaningless games against bad teams, lose out on drafting Chase Young and meanwhile get stuck with Shurmur for another season...

Man, the Knicks and Giants are really making me more negative than I'd like to be these days

I think that’s a fear because it’s one of the most frustrating kinds of fear:

The concept of an aging player, who has nothing left on most nights, somehow pulling one last hurrah out of his ass and impeding what fans hope to see moving forward as part of a new chapter.

Unfortunately, that’s the nature of sports. Everyone wants the fairy tale ending. But it doesn’t always work that way. Sometimes the fans are ready before the player is. That’s when things turn ugly.

 

[Anzi]

Good bye Chase Young

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Darius Slayton is the best value pick of DG by far.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Good bye Chase Young

It's a 7 point game, chill.

 

[Anzi]

It's a 7 point game, chill.

7 points is looking like an insurmountable lead honestly

 

[Bob Richards]

I’m pretty sure we still have the 2nd pick even with a win

 

[SnowblindNYR]

It really looks like this version of the Eagles may be worse than us.

 

[Anzi]

I’m pretty sure we still have the 2nd pick even with a win

But then we'd probably have to lose out against the Dolphins, Redskins, and Eagles and that seems really hard to do.

 

[Ghost of jas]

The Eagles stink

 

[Anzi]

Eagles are ass

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Wow, the Eagles are bad.

 

[Ghost of jas]

The only satisfaction I can probably take out of a win tonight is the tears of Philly radio tomorrow morning.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

I honestly think the Giants can kneel and punt from here on out and win.

 

[Bob Richards]

First roughing the passer this season

Hard to rough the passer when you never get to him in the first place lol

 

[Ghost of jas]

This defense can only be competent for so long.

 

[Anzi]

Elliot has only missed 1 field goal before that one this season. Looks like we are destined to win this game.

 

[LeetchisGod]

I honestly think the Giants can kneel and punt from here on out and win.

Not so much.

 

[LeetchisGod]

People actually thought the Giants were winning this game. LOL! Shurmur is incapable of making adjustments. This team always stinks in the second half.

 

[Machinehead]

The Giants are bullshit

 

[I Eat Crow]

It's better in the long run that the Giants lost this game, but yikes.

 

[Anzi]

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. I take credit for the loss. Sorry Eli. So glad there's no loser point in the NFL. One step closer to a top 2 pick and increasing odds that Shurmur won't be back.

 

[Machinehead]

The tight end thing with the Giants is the weirdest trope in sports.

Put me out there with a #84 jersey and I'll catch 10 passes.

 

[I Eat Crow]

The tight end thing with the Giants is the weirdest trope in sports.

Put me out there with a #84 jersey and I'll catch 10 passes.

They seriously still make Jason Witten look like the best football player of all time even if he's a million years old now.

 

[LeetchisGod]

Shurmur might be the worst coach in franchise history. What an atrocious hire.

 

[ponzu4u]

couldn't bring myself to actually cheer for them to lose, but the result works out nonetheless.

still think the giants beat washington so this tankathon is going to be close.