Not mocking the bible but I did this for fun from the verse of Genesis because it's damn true even though this is borderline blasphemy.
"Yea, and Nikolai had lasted for 4 seasons and in his wake begat a goaltender who WAS NOT in his likeness in John Grahame. John Grahame begat Sean Burke, who begat Marc Denis, who begat Johan Holmqvist, who begat Karri Ramo, who begat Mike Smith, who begat Olaf Kolzig who after 8 games begat Karri Ramo again who begat Antero Niittymaki who begat Dan Ellis, who begat Dwayne Roloson, who begat Mathieu Garon, who begat Anders Lindback, who begat Ben Bishop. And so it was for 9 seasons."