OT: 2013 Sparty Award! Nomination Thread

BK201

Registered User
Apr 11, 2011
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316
There's no joke. Look at the facts. Half of the 'Poster of the Year' nominations are jokes. How the **** did I not get one mention or nomination when I deliver products. Most here deliver posts.

The only people from this board who can deliver products that come close to me is trentmccleary and Sureves or however you spell it. Nobody's even heard of you, man.

you post around here?

Well, I had to put my cursor over your name to figure out who you are.

Damned name-changing folks.

mind is blown, the things i do not know.
 

NyQuil

Big F$&*in Q
Jan 5, 2005
99,089
65,404
Ottawa, ON
There's no joke. Look at the facts. Half of the 'Poster of the Year' nominations are jokes. How the **** did I not get one mention or nomination when I deliver products. Most here deliver posts.

The only people from this board who can deliver products that come close to me is trentmccleary and Sureves or however you spell it. Nobody's even heard of you, man.

You should try reconstituting this post into the form of a rap battle.

I think you have potential.
 

ReginKarlssonLehner

Let's Win It All
May 3, 2010
40,931
11,392
Dubai Marina
I can't tell if half of these nominations are jokes or not. Half of the posters nominated for poster of the year are pretty ****** posters, to be honest.

How do I not have one nomination for POTY? I spend hours each day on my posts. Most of my posts are pure quality. I'll spend an upwards of 90-100 minutes on each post, including this one. Three quarters of my posts bring original and creative ideas to the mix. 90% of this board just follows someone else's lead - I set the mark. With my track record, I'm bordering on being an entrepreneur, not just a normal poster. I don't just deliver a good post..I deliver a product. A product you can sit back, read, take it and say "**** it, I really gotta give this guy credit." After all of this, I don't even get one nomination?

Is it because I don't post in The Lounge? **** the Lounge. I spend my time and effort defending Sens players on the main board, not talking nonsense in The Lounge. Maybe I should start, though, so I can have a shot at the Red Lobster giftcard. **** it, I don't want that ****. If no one on here is going to appreciate my work as a poster and entrepreneur, then I'm getting outta here.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool(I believe my longest lol yet)

This guy wins. 90-100 minutes a post is what did it for me.
 

PeterSidorkiewicz

HFWF Tourney Undisputed Champion
Apr 30, 2004
32,442
9,701
Lansing, MI
I can't tell if half of these nominations are jokes or not. Half of the posters nominated for poster of the year are pretty ****** posters, to be honest.

How do I not have one nomination for POTY? I spend hours each day on my posts. Most of my posts are pure quality. I'll spend an upwards of 90-100 minutes on each post, including this one. Three quarters of my posts bring original and creative ideas to the mix. 90% of this board just follows someone else's lead - I set the mark. With my track record, I'm bordering on being an entrepreneur, not just a normal poster. I don't just deliver a good post..I deliver a product. A product you can sit back, read, take it and say "**** it, I really gotta give this guy credit." After all of this, I don't even get one nomination?

Is it because I don't post in The Lounge? **** the Lounge. I spend my time and effort defending Sens players on the main board, not talking nonsense in The Lounge. Maybe I should start, though, so I can have a shot at the Red Lobster giftcard. **** it, I don't want that ****. If no one on here is going to appreciate my work as a poster and entrepreneur, then I'm getting outta here.

I can't hear you, I have two poster of year nomination pluggin mah ear.
 

ReginKarlssonLehner

Let's Win It All
May 3, 2010
40,931
11,392
Dubai Marina
You could also add:

Best rookie.

Jose, Stonewall, Vesa something among the contenders as well as others like JaredCowenFan and whatnot.

We have solid contributors to this board especially from the newer variety.

Also:

Best veteran. I nominate PeterSagjadgjagjagjag (I only did so just to spell your name)
 

YouGotAStuGoing

Registered User
Mar 26, 2010
19,387
4,966
Ottawa, Ontario
You could also add:

Best rookie.

Jose, Stonewall, Vesa something among the contenders as well as others like JaredCowenFan and whatnot.

We have solid contributors to this board especially from the newer variety.

Also:

Best veteran. I nominate PeterSagjadgjagjagjag (I only did so just to spell your name)

If we do decide to go for best new poster, my vote goes to Stonewall and it's not even remotely close. No offence to any other rookie poster, but I feel like Stonewall has been around for ages and been a valuable contributor for just as long. It shocks me to remember he's fairly recent.

I think the new crop of rookies has been more quality than quantity. There are a few good posters but a lot of them either a) didn't last long, b) won't last long or c) were added to my block list within days of joining.

EDIT: And just because I enjoy typing it, it's spelled Sidorkiewicz.
 

BK201

Registered User
Apr 11, 2011
10,818
316
No love for Waffler and Roffler?

We used to get people to quote both of us in the same post thinking we were the same person! Hah idiots!

The avatar copy was awesome :laugh:

I think we should add most awkward poster.

If someone likes that idea we could Skype and talk about who deserves to win it.
 

Deku

I'm off the planet
Nov 5, 2011
19,828
4,474
Ottawa
The avatar copy was awesome :laugh:

I think we should add most awkward poster.

If someone likes that idea we could Skype and talk about who deserves to win it.

Lol if I was in the Skype call I would win the award.
 
Jan 19, 2006
23,579
5,359
Calgary
For some context here are the past winners of the awards:

2011:
Best GDT maker: danishh
Most Underrated: Fuhr
Dedication Award: MaindotC
Nicest Poster: ZekeA
Best Avatar: OmniSens
Funniest Poster: PeterSidorkiewicz

The rest of the categories don't have winners. Dunno what happened there.

2012:
Most Un-biased: danishh
Dedication Award: CanadianHockey
Optimist Award: ReginKarlssonLehner
Most Underrated Poster: John Holmes
Best Avatar: danishh
Nicest Poster: Saabman0508
Smartest Poster: Minister of Offence
Prospect Expert: steffeG
Funniest Poster: PeterSidorkiewicz
Most improved Poster: mt-svk
Best GDTs: CanadianHockey

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Therefore story lines for this year:

Can PeterSidorkiewicz keep his streak of being the only guy to win the funniest poster award? Can ZekeA win back his original title of being the nicest poster in Sens land (he lost by one vote last year)? Will we actually finish voting for all the categories this year?

Stay tuned to HFSens2013 to find out.

*Also, can we actually post all the winners in a centralized thread (preferably this one) so I don't have to search and manually click on every poll thread every year to post an updated winners list? Please?
 

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