GDT: #16 | Flyers at Blue Jackets | November 15, 2022 | 7:30 PM | ESPN+, Hulu

[Beef Invictus]

Woah. Watched that episode yesterday.

I think that's one of the greatest sitcom episodes ever. It's so goddamned good.

 

[bennysflyers16]

Who punched Aladdin in the face ?

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Weak backhander from the blueline on net by MacEwan

 

[Hextallent63]

HAHAHAHA. Torts has the outline of a horse shoe on his face.

 

[BiggE]

What’s up with torts face?

One of his horses tried to kill him.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

What’s up with torts face?

horse kicked him in face.

true story

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Who punched Aladdin in the face ?

His horse.

Where did "Aladdin" come from?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Weak backhander from the blueline on net by MacEwan

Flahr grunted in approval as he swallowed a jar of lard in a shlorpy gulp.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

i wonder if Torts sent his horse down...

 

[flyerslducks]

damn torts is lucky dude, but I bet he was yelling at the horse and he just had enough

 

[Danko]

Dale Weise is back?

 

[BiggE]

Careful horsey, Flahr is on his way…

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He's such a manchild.

 

[flyerslducks]

Lmaoooo that interview was so awesome.

“We suck”

The only thing I love about torts are his interviews

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Yeah, he's not lasting two full seasons.

What an asshole Torts is.

 

[BiggE]

Having the team quit on Torts before Thanksgiving would be so awesome.

 

[Hextallent63]

horse kicked him in face.

true story

looks like the ass end of a front leg kick, the downward part.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Hey coach, have you considered using players in correct positions and in pairings/lines that compliment their skills? Just a thought?

Maybe ask your shitsack GM to get some skill. Oh right, you hate that.

Flahr mumbles greasily as he gnaws on an entire Serrano ham he bought on Amazon Prime.

 

[bennysflyers16]

His horse.

Where did "Aladdin" come from?

His stupid little vests

 

[Beef Invictus]

looks like the ass end of a front leg kick, the downward part.

Yeah, rear leg kick crumples his face. But those front-leg punches are absolutely brutal too. Horses are famously big and muscular.

 

[CerpinTaxt]

Just to be clear, I don't have a problem with Cates the player.

I would like to see the Flyers score some goals, though. Chances aren't great if Cates is your 2C...

Yea me either. He's a good player but he's being asked to play above his skill set. He's actually the players flutch and fatso want macewan and willman to be, but he smol

 

[flyerslducks]

“Positive shift”

All on the outside, no shots, no movement, boring

 

[bennysflyers16]

We suck by playing my archaic style of hockey.

 

[flyerslducks]

Hahahhahahaha seeler sucks

 

[Beef Invictus]

Imagine sobbing about a lack of forechecking when you make the team worse at transition on purpose.