GDT: #12 - 02/10/21 | bruins @ RANGERS | 7:00 - NBCSN

[Matt Rentfree]

WTF is a jag

Chicago slang. Jagoff - pretty sure you can figure out the rest.

 

[Kords]

I know it's stating the obvious, but we need to drive to the net more. It's obvious this team prioritizes slot line passes. Every team we play must know it by now. Need to keep the goaltenders guessing.

 

[NYR]

Battery percentage @will1066 ??

 

[Tob]

Pierre is going to be single handedly responsible for every major fan base hating Adam Fox with these commentaries.

 

[EdJovanovski]

I noticed he’s not as erect as he used to be (no jokes there please). He seems to be bent over a bit more while hustling. I wonder why he made that change and what impact it has had.

Tony must have been spiking his Gatorade with Viagra this whole time. This is even worse than when Miller was forcing Buch to eat onion rings

 

[SteveCangialosi123]

 

[will1066]

Battery percentage @will1066 ??

You don't wanna know lol

 

[CasusBelli]

....that's what she said.

Who saw that coming? (CasusBelli passes to DialUp and he ...)

 

[will1066]

Do a Step Brothers one

 

[HockeyBasedNYC]

Has there been a bad goal the opposing goalie has let up against the Rangers yet?

Each game they are facing a Vezina channeler

 

[SnowblindNYR]

I noticed he’s not as erect as he used to be (no jokes there please). He seems to be bent over a bit more while hustling. I wonder why he made that change and what impact it has had.

How erect is he normally?

 

[Crease]

The third line just stinks, really shouldn’t play them much in the third.

Without Chytil, the third line is an island of misfit toys.

 

[NYR]

You don't wanna know lol

Haha

 

[CasusBelli]

Actually laughed out loud here. Brings me back to college — the campaign “Consent is Sexy.”

 

[NYR3]

Has there been a bad goal the opposing goalie has let up against the Rangers yet?

Each game they are facing a Vezina channeler

It seems like the scoring has just dried up. We have no secondary scoring

 

[PuckLuck3043]

Bruins are a very good team, they are relentless on the puck. Rangers are playing really well though but this is the type of game that we have lost all year. Hoping for a better result tonight.

 

[Kovalev27]

I thought Mika was the worst player on the ice in the first. Man did he show up for the second. Just needs a goal.

we have played some really good hockey lately just really struggling to score in general.

 

[Synergy27]

Someone on the Bruins board called Adam Fox a jag. That's equally as dumb as Pierre's verbal fellatio of him.

This post probably gets deleted, but I had a thought during that period along the lines of “I wonder if Adam has finished yet after this epic BJ Pierre is giving him”.

 

[Ginger Papa]

Every damn goalie in our division is playing elite. WTF!!! Can we play some candien teams already? It's suffocating

 

[Cmox]

Pierre with the Adam Fox love is getting cringy

He’s likes us. Without a national platform.

 

[DialUp]

I am going to whisper "Adam Fox" in my wife's ear later and see what happens.

 

[CasusBelli]

How erect is he normally?

Ask Pierre.

 

[NYR]

I smell mandarins...

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Has there been a bad goal the opposing goalie has let up against the Rangers yet?

Each game they are facing a Vezina channeler

nah we just completely lost our finishing touch. Although last season we made most goalies look like scrubs. The pendulum has swung the other way and I hate it.

 

[NYR94]

The healthy centers on this team are an offensive black hole so many nights I'm surprised the team scores any goals at all.