OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Cody Webster

What we looking at for Saturday/Sunday morning?

 

[trostol]

Well isn't that lovely

SEPTA train goes up in flames in Delaware County; roughly 350 passengers evacuated

The six-car train was carrying roughly 350 people from Philadelphia to Wilmington when it caught fire

6abc.com

 

[Cody Webster]

@Cody Webster

What we looking at for Saturday/Sunday morning?

Something similar to today I think. Maybe a little bit of snow to start. It's the 12-16 where the fun is

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Something similar to today I think. Maybe a little bit of snow to start. It's the 12-16 where the fun is

So the like six inches I’m seeing over night on Saturday to Sunday is a bit overzealous?

 

[Cody Webster]

So the like six inches I’m seeing over night on Saturday to Sunday is a bit overzealous?

Yeah, haven't seen that with any of the models. Wednesday into Thursday night might see something like that though

 

[Striiker]

Hard disagree, mint chocolate ice cream is delicious.

Your disagreement is NOT accepted.

Officially, on the record, you agree with me.

Thank you.

 

[Cody Webster]

@VladDrag just checked the lineup for tonight. Lot lighter than when I looked the other day

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Apparently, I've been here 15 years as of today (although the "award" notification is four days early).

Pass the hemlock.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yeah, haven't seen that with any of the models. Wednesday into Thursday night might see something like that though

To be clear I’m talking about tomorrow and Super Bowl Sunday.

My apple weather app seems pretty confident in that report.

 

[Cody Webster]

To be clear I’m talking about tomorrow and Super Bowl Sunday.

My apple weather app seems pretty confident in that report.

Apple, that explains everything...you should probably get a real phone

Tomorrow is going to be a quick moving storm. Starts around rush hour and is done by the early morning hours. 1 to maybe 2 inches of snow and some light freezing rain.

 

[Chinatown88]

Your disagreement is NOT accepted.

Officially, on the record, you agree with me.

Thank you.

Mint chocolate chip is the GOAT

 

[Striiker]

Mint chocolate chip is the GOAT

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Lord Defect]

Mint chocolate chip is the GOAT

God tier. Local small ice cream shop soft serve (green) mint chocolate chip, then Breyers. Anything past those two is shit ice cream.

 

[Striiker]

God tier. Local small ice cream shop soft serve (green) mint chocolate chip, then Breyers. Anything past those two is shit ice cream.

Ok now that you see Defect agrees with you would you like to reconsider?

 

[Lord Defect]

Ok now that you see Defect agrees with you would you like to reconsider?

You’re tastebuds are going to change two more times before you turn 18

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Ok now that you see Defect agrees with you would you like to reconsider?

then Breyers. Anything past those two is shit ice cream.

One of the arguments in favor here is the brand that had to start calling many flavors frozen dessert because they no longer meet the definition of ice cream. I think you’re making Striiker’s point for him.

 

[Lord Defect]

One of the arguments in favor here is the brand that had to start calling many flavors frozen dessert because they no longer meet the definition of ice cream.

Ice cream. It’s the only flavor of theirs I eat.
It’s also far better than turkey hills ice cream that a full bowl can sit out in the sink overnight and still be half a bowl of recognizable ice cream rather than a milky puddle.

 

[Striiker]

You’re tastebuds are going to change two more times before you turn 18

Your elderly taste buds have failed you, pops.

 

[Lord Defect]

Your elderly taste buds have failed you, pops.

I can see you being that one weird kid that really, really, likes butterscotch anything.

 

[Striiker]

I can see you being that one weird kid that really, really, likes butterscotch anything.

Nah. Can’t even think of anything butterscotch that I’ve tried.

In no order, I’d say some of my preferred flavors are:
Cookies and Cream
Strawberry
Black Raspberry
Black Cherry
Butter Pecan
Whatever vanilla ice cream with caramel swirls and chocolate chunks is called

 

[JojoTheWhale]

View attachment 973859Ice cream. It’s the only flavor of theirs I eat.
It’s also far better than turkey hills ice cream that a full bowl can sit out in the sink overnight and still be half a bowl of recognizable ice cream rather than a milky puddle.

Ok, forget the flavors. I am concerned that you're letting ice cream sit out overnight and then judging its edibility. Please don't ingest that.

 

[Lord Defect]

Ok, forget the flavors. I am concerned that you're letting ice cream sit out overnight and then judging its edibility. Please don't ingest that.

You ever taste something that just tastes off? Turkey hills mint chocolate chip tasted off, and I noticed it wasn’t melting in the bowl as I ate it like ice cream should.
Short science experiment later of leaving the bowl in the sink overnight, and there’s so much preservatives in it that it still looked almost like ice cream.