OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[freakydallas13]

I have a 6-string banjo. It's tuned like a guitar so I learned a new instrument without actually learning anything.View attachment 972335

Guitar tuning! That probably sounds great.

Looks like an Audio Technica LP60? Nice choice. How do you like it?

I love it. Decided to get one without a resonator and I just like the way it feels. Learning new chords/scales is kind of a pain in the ass, but once I figured out a standard 5 string banjo is tuned to open G, a lot of possibilities opened up.

Pretty sure my neighbors already hate my practicing rolls non-stop.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Guy deservedly gets a lot of crap but looks like Evander Kane donated $1,000 to the GoFundMe that was set up to help out with the ten year old that was injured by the plane crash while protecting his sister.

Donate to Help 10 year old Andre Howard Recover After Plane Crash, organized by LaShawn Hamiel

My name is Lashawn Hamiel, I am Andre’s mother. On Friday, J… LaShawn Hamiel needs your support for Help 10 year old Andre Howard Recover After Plane Crash

www.gofundme.com

 

[trostol]

Guy deservedly gets a lot of crap but looks like Evander Kane donated $1,000 to the GoFundMe that was set up to help out with the ten year old that was injured by the plane crash while protecting his sister.

Donate to Help 10 year old Andre Howard Recover After Plane Crash, organized by LaShawn Hamiel

My name is Lashawn Hamiel, I am Andre’s mother. On Friday, J… LaShawn Hamiel needs your support for Help 10 year old Andre Howard Recover After Plane Crash

www.gofundme.com

Read about that earlier..kid was worried he missed the SB and if his lil sister was safe

 

[Lord Defect]

Read about that earlier..kid was worried he missed the SB and if his lil sister was safe

Poor little dude

 

[BigToe]

Looks like @Magua talked with the HF higher ups. My lawyers will fix this.

 

[Magua]

Looks like @Magua talked with the HF higher ups. My lawyers will fix this.

The jig is up, buddy boy.

But actually, I’ve decided I like having two of me. It saves me the effort of posting. And something something world domination.

 

[Lord Defect]

The jig is up, buddy boy.

But actually, I’ve decided I like having two of me. It saves me the effort of posting. And something something world domination.

I was really hoping magua would have been shopped into this.

 

[Embiid]

and they Eggscaped...

About 100,000 eggs worth $40K stolen from trailer in Pennsylvania

The theft occurred around 8:40 p.m. Saturday at Pete and Gerry’s Organics in Greencastle.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Danko]

Square Avatars and this "This is Out House".

Chefs kiss.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Square Avatars and this "This is Out House".

Chefs kiss.

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I'm still waiting on the out house thing. An honest typo, or something more sinister? My hope is the later.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm still waiting on the out house thing. An honest typo, or something more sinister? My hope is the later.

It's in quotes. I'm thinking it's an inside joke from the main boards

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm still waiting on the out house thing. An honest typo, or something more sinister? My hope is the later.

Mistake from an ancient thread.

 

[Flybynite]

and they Eggscaped...

About 100,000 eggs worth $40K stolen from trailer in Pennsylvania

The theft occurred around 8:40 p.m. Saturday at Pete and Gerry’s Organics in Greencastle.

www.nbcnews.com

An inside job? You need the transportation room to unload all those into your own vehicle and leave and then what are you gonna do with 100,000 eggs? Probably had a buyer already lined up who will use them as ingredients or something.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[ajgoal]

The shamrock shake should stay in Ireland

 

[Flybynite]

 

[Embiid]

Can't wait to see how this "100 year" pandemic will be "managed"..

 

[Flybynite]

Can't wait to see how this "100 year" pandemic will be "managed"..

It's ok. We're poised to get someone who wants to allow raw milk from cows to be allowed to be sold across state lines and also attempt to reduce states abilities to self-ban it in charge of the oversight.

Definitely seems like a smart thing to do with you know cows now getting bird flu and all... and even with minimal testing some of that raw milk having tested positive for bird flu.

Why do something that can KILL BIRD FLU in raw milk... f*** Louis Pasteur. AM I RITE?

 

[Magua]

Raw milk is disgusting. I drink my milk medium rare.

 

[Embiid]

It's ok. We're poised to get someone who wants to allow raw milk from cows to be allowed to be sold across state lines and also attempt to reduce states abilities to self-ban it in charge of the oversight.

Definitely seems like a smart thing to do with you know cows now getting bird flu and all... and even with minimal testing some of that raw milk having tested positive for bird flu.

Why do something that can KILL BIRD FLU in raw milk... f*** Louis Pasteur. AM I RITE?

I personally like my milk to come out of the carton in chunks that resemble cottage cheese...

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Can't wait to see how this "100 year" pandemic will be "managed"..

Don’t worry it will all be gone in a few days

 

[Embiid]

They should stop buying Chinese windows...

Russian singer 'falls to his death from window after donating to Ukraine army'

The Russian musician fell from a 10th floor window momnents after police raided his home

metro.co.uk

 

[Striiker]

Anything mint flavored is shit and I will not be accepting any disagreements.