OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[freakydallas13]

I have a 6-string banjo. It's tuned like a guitar so I learned a new instrument without actually learning anything.View attachment 972335

Guitar tuning! That probably sounds great.

Looks like an Audio Technica LP60? Nice choice. How do you like it?

I love it. Decided to get one without a resonator and I just like the way it feels. Learning new chords/scales is kind of a pain in the ass, but once I figured out a standard 5 string banjo is tuned to open G, a lot of possibilities opened up.

Pretty sure my neighbors already hate my practicing rolls non-stop.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Guy deservedly gets a lot of crap but looks like Evander Kane donated $1,000 to the GoFundMe that was set up to help out with the ten year old that was injured by the plane crash while protecting his sister.

Donate to Help 10 year old Andre Howard Recover After Plane Crash, organized by LaShawn Hamiel

My name is Lashawn Hamiel, I am Andre’s mother. On Friday, J… LaShawn Hamiel needs your support for Help 10 year old Andre Howard Recover After Plane Crash

www.gofundme.com

 

[trostol]

Guy deservedly gets a lot of crap but looks like Evander Kane donated $1,000 to the GoFundMe that was set up to help out with the ten year old that was injured by the plane crash while protecting his sister.

Donate to Help 10 year old Andre Howard Recover After Plane Crash, organized by LaShawn Hamiel

My name is Lashawn Hamiel, I am Andre’s mother. On Friday, J… LaShawn Hamiel needs your support for Help 10 year old Andre Howard Recover After Plane Crash

www.gofundme.com

Read about that earlier..kid was worried he missed the SB and if his lil sister was safe

 

[Lord Defect]

Read about that earlier..kid was worried he missed the SB and if his lil sister was safe

Poor little dude

 

[BigToe]

Looks like @Magua talked with the HF higher ups. My lawyers will fix this.

 

[Magua]

Looks like @Magua talked with the HF higher ups. My lawyers will fix this.

The jig is up, buddy boy.

But actually, I’ve decided I like having two of me. It saves me the effort of posting. And something something world domination.

 

[Lord Defect]

The jig is up, buddy boy.

But actually, I’ve decided I like having two of me. It saves me the effort of posting. And something something world domination.

I was really hoping magua would have been shopped into this.

 

[Embiid]

and they Eggscaped...

About 100,000 eggs worth $40K stolen from trailer in Pennsylvania

The theft occurred around 8:40 p.m. Saturday at Pete and Gerry’s Organics in Greencastle.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Danko]

Square Avatars and this "This is Out House".

Chefs kiss.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Square Avatars and this "This is Out House".

Chefs kiss.

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I'm still waiting on the out house thing. An honest typo, or something more sinister? My hope is the later.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm still waiting on the out house thing. An honest typo, or something more sinister? My hope is the later.

It's in quotes. I'm thinking it's an inside joke from the main boards

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm still waiting on the out house thing. An honest typo, or something more sinister? My hope is the later.

Mistake from an ancient thread.

 

[Flybynite]

and they Eggscaped...

About 100,000 eggs worth $40K stolen from trailer in Pennsylvania

The theft occurred around 8:40 p.m. Saturday at Pete and Gerry’s Organics in Greencastle.

www.nbcnews.com

An inside job? You need the transportation room to unload all those into your own vehicle and leave and then what are you gonna do with 100,000 eggs? Probably had a buyer already lined up who will use them as ingredients or something.