OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Kermit the Prog]

I had a huge boil in my inner thigh near my groin once...

Went to the dermatologist and she had her aide who was very attractive inject it with cortisone. While she attempted to inject the boil, my ball sack pretty much landed on the top of her hand. All she said was..."ahh this is pretty awkward."

You're Italian, man. Stand tall.

 

[Cody Webster]

Poor Frank...as with all Frank's videos, language warning

 

[Chinatown88]

@JojoTheWhale if I wish this exact scenario upon you how mean would I be?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@JojoTheWhale if I wish this exact scenario upon you how mean would I be?

Easy, Skeletor. We can't take some things back.

 

[Flybynite]

I had a huge boil in my inner thigh near my groin once...

Went to the dermatologist and she had her aide who was very attractive inject it with cortisone. While she attempted to inject the boil, my ball sack pretty much landed on the top of her hand. All she said was..."ahh this is pretty awkward."

Hallmark don't make a "Sorry that I accidentally teabagged you" card

 

[Lord Defect]

NOT POLITICAL

Tattoo Artist Defends 9-Year-Old Client | 77 WABC

(Yuma, AZ) - A tattoo artist is facing outrage after he made a post where he is seen inking up the arm of a 9-year-old girl. The artist goes by the name "Sosa" and is part owner of Black Ony

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I don’t care what the subject of the art is, tattooing a child is child abuse. What in the hell is wrong with all parties involved?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Chinatown88 My spare VGA cables are right besides the DVI ones like they are supposed to be. I feel so much better now that I checked.

 

[ajgoal]

@Chinatown88 My spare VGA cables are right besides the DVI ones like they are supposed to be. I feel so much better now that I checked.

Did you verify that they still work?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Did you verify that they still work?

I will not let this bother me. I will not let this bother me. I will not let this bother me.

 

[Lord Defect]

I will not let this bother me. I will not let this bother me. I will not let this bother me.

Third one from the left has a broken wire from a kinked end.

 

[DancingPanther]

WE DID IT CHAT!! WELCOME BACK @Cody Webster

 

[Beef Invictus]

Worst part is the drink. I’ll never touch a yellow Gatorade again.
The cleanse isn’t even that bad. It’s drinking the drink that brings the cleanse. If they offer the pill for the cleanse, take it.

Make it cold and use a straw. I'm told these are gamechangers

 

[Opus]

I had a huge boil in my inner thigh near my groin once...

Went to the dermatologist and she had her aide who was very attractive inject it with cortisone. While she attempted to inject the boil, my ball sack pretty much landed on the top of her hand. All she said was..."ahh this is pretty awkward."

If you didn't say "that's nuts", then I'm throughly disappointed...

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

WE DID IT CHAT!! WELCOME BACK @Cody Webster

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Lord Defect]

Make it cold and use a straw. I'm told these are gamechangers

I had no “problem” drinking it, but the massively over sugared flavor and the quantity that I did have to drink ruined the yellow Gatorade flavor for me forever.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I had no “problem” drinking it, but the massively over sugared flavor and the quantity that I did have to drink ruined the yellow Gatorade flavor for me forever.

This is a lack of willpower. You can address
this by drinking a gallon of yellow Gatorade while chanting "I'm aroused by this." You will replace the one complex with another.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I had no “problem” drinking it, but the massively over sugared flavor and the quantity that I did have to drink ruined the yellow Gatorade flavor for me forever.

Yellow Gatorade has been ass since the 80's. AKA it's entire existence.

 

[Lord Defect]

Yellow Gatorade has been ass since the 80's. AKA it's entire existence.

No that’s red.

 

[Tripod]

Colonoscopy prep update.

Had to take 2 pills last night to ensure things got moving in the morning. And they did. 5 times. Then things stopped from about 1am onward.

At 5pm had to take the liquid mixture. Up here, it was a drink you mix yourself and mix with like 3/4 cup of water. It was orange flavour...called Pico-Salax. Tasted like Tang. Then could drink any clear liquid onward si have been drinking water with electrolytes, apple juice, and had some chicken broth.

One hr after drinking that stuff and the NGra Falls started flowing. Another 5 trips to the bathroom in the books!

On the positive, no cramps and very little hunger issues. So feel fine.

Not looking forward to waking up at 5am to take the liquid Tang again then the 2 hrs of drinking lots of liquid.

Fun fun

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Colonoscopy prep update.

Had to take 2 pills last night to ensure things got moving in the morning. And they did. 5 times. Then things stopped from about 1am onward.

At 5pm had to take the liquid mixture. Up here, it was a drink you mix yourself and mix with like 3/4 cup of water. It was orange flavour...called Pico-Salax. Tasted like Tang. Then could drink any clear liquid onward si have been drinking water with electrolytes, apple juice, and had some chicken broth.

One hr after drinking that stuff and the NGra Falls started flowing. Another 5 trips to the bathroom in the books!

On the positive, no cramps and very little hunger issues. So feel fine.

Not looking forward to waking up at 5am to take the liquid Tang again then the 2 hrs of drinking lots of liquid.

Fun fun

Thoughts and prayers that you don't get a class of pretty med students observing.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

No that’s red.

No

 

[Tripod]

Thoughts and prayers that you don't get a class of pretty med students observing.

Yeah that would be bad