OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Hollywood Cannon]

Has Costco always sold flyers tickets or is this a state of the team?
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Started last year or the year before.

 

[Lord Defect]

What’s a good free anti virus program? I feel like the only thing avast does is spam you to upgrade and possibly present you with fake threats stopped. I’ve only gone on steam on this pc since I’ve gotten. It.

 

[Flybynite]

https://www.npr.org/2024/12/29/nx-s1-5242491/portland-men-dead-sasquatch-bigfoot

Two men from Oregon who went missing after going on a search for Sasquatch have been found dead, Washington state officials announced Saturday.

The men, both from Portland, were reported missing by a family member on Christmas Day and were set to return from searching for the legendary creature in eastern Skamania County on Christmas Eve, according to the county sheriff's office.

 

[Lord Defect]

While I’m saddened, I’m not surprised.

https://www.npr.org/2024/12/29/nx-s1-5242491/portland-men-dead-sasquatch-bigfoot

Two men from Oregon who went missing after going on a search for Sasquatch have been found dead, Washington state officials announced Saturday.

The men, both from Portland, were reported missing by a family member on Christmas Day and were set to return from searching for the legendary creature in eastern Skamania County on Christmas Eve, according to the county sheriff's office.

 

[Embiid]

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

https://www.npr.org/2024/12/29/nx-s1-5242491/portland-men-dead-sasquatch-bigfoot

Two men from Oregon who went missing after going on a search for Sasquatch have been found dead, Washington state officials announced Saturday.

The men, both from Portland, were reported missing by a family member on Christmas Day and were set to return from searching for the legendary creature in eastern Skamania County on Christmas Eve, according to the county sheriff's office.

Obviously, the only logical conclusion is that they found Sasquatch and this is all a cover-up.

Yes...I'm joking. Sorry for their families. SMH my head.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Hollywood Cannon get ready for the crazy snow model maps

What am I looking at?

Let me guess, big ass snow storm some time around 1/10, amirite?

 

[Cody Webster]

What am I looking at?

Let me guess, big ass snow storm some time around 1/10, amirite?

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[Hollywood Cannon]

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Because of course it is.

This one will wind up being real because this one will screw me and the Christmas one would have brought happiness and joy.

 

[Cody Webster]

Because of course it is.

This one will wind up being real because this one will screw me and the Christmas one would have brought happiness and joy.

Obviously this well change 600 times over because we're still a week+ out, and it is one of many different model runs, but there's actually two event, one around the 5th-6th time frame and the other the 8-11th. Who knows what's really going to happen, but it is definitely worth watching.

5th-6th event:

8-11th event:

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Obviously this well change 600 times over because we're still a week+ out, and it is one of many different model runs, but there's actually two event, one around the 5th-6th time frame and the other the 8-11th. Who knows what's really going to happen, but it is definitely worth watching.

5th-6th event:
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8-11th event:

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At what point does this become real?

Because I’m planning on trying to go to Texas for the Cotton Bowl (if Oregon wins this week) but I’m not really planning anything ahead of time. My buddy who lives down there is a pilot so was gonna put me on standby and if I got on a flight I got on. A massive snowstorm is gonna make that a lot more annoying.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Oh, cool. More panicked people clearing out the supermarket shelves as if they're waiting out nuclear fallout.

 

[Cody Webster]

At what point does this become real?

Because I’m planning on trying to go to Texas for the Cotton Bowl (if Oregon wins this week) but I’m not really planning anything ahead of time. My buddy who lives down there is a pilot so was gonna put me on standby and if I got on a flight I got on. A massive snowstorm is gonna make that a lot more annoying.

Probably around 3-4 days out before each storm. Until then, there's still too many possibilities.

 

[ajgoal]

Well, glad I'm going to go stand out in a field in central New York next week.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

If it ends up being a snowstorm dry air will get pulled in and we will get a few inches. If it moves west if here the warm air will bring 3 inches of rain with thunder. Predictions of a big snowstorms always are underwhelming up here.

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[DancingPanther]

I know the "clearing out the grocery store" bit is an old standby before snow, and that's fine. But has anyone ever actually seen this happen? I haven't

Anyway, this all makes plenty of sense because I'm working that week. So I expect many inches of snow

 

[ajgoal]

I know the "clearing out the grocery store" bit is an old standby before snow, and that's fine. But has anyone ever actually seen this happen? I haven't

Anyway, this all makes plenty of sense because I'm working that week. So I expect many inches of snow

Bread, milk, and eggs are often close to sold out if I go in shortly before or during a snowstorm. Has been pretty typical for as far back as I can remember.

 

[DancingPanther]

Bread, milk, and eggs are often close to sold out if I go in shortly before or during a snowstorm. Has been pretty typical for as far back as I can remember.

Maybe I just don't go to the store enough lol

 

[Cody Webster]

The goodest guys and gals of 2024

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

The goodest guys and gals of 2024

This stuff brings tears to my eyes. We do not deserve dogs

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Hollywood Cannon Ok, that’s a new one.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Hollywood Cannon Ok, that’s a new one.

Maybe they’re on to something…

 

[DayoftheGreek]

Obviously this well change 600 times over because we're still a week+ out, and it is one of many different model runs, but there's actually two event, one around the 5th-6th time frame and the other the 8-11th. Who knows what's really going to happen, but it is definitely worth watching.

5th-6th event:



8-11th event:

Looks fun! I'm watching this thread closely for weather updates.

 

[Embiid]

Please no effin snowstorm the weekend of the 11th. Birthday weekend for my gf and we've suffered enough being sick during the holidays. Anybody wishing for snowstorms is an asshole...