OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Lord Defect]

THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL POST


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How come this guy gets away with posting political posts? This is outrageous.

 

[Embiid]

Another rabbit hole...hopefully not true.

Expert says New Jersey drones are 'searching for nuclear warhead'

UAV specialist John Ferguson says he knows of at least one 'lost' nuke that could have been smuggled into the United States

www.the-express.com

 

[Embiid]

How come this guy gets away with posting political posts? This is outrageous.

Because he says it isn't one so it must be so..lol

 

[Embiid]

Further down the rabbit hole..

New York radiation levels spike as Americans told 'prepare for worst'

An expert on US-Chinese relations has warned that the hundreds of drones buzzing New Jersey homes and military bases could be the precursor to a grim attack

www.the-express.com

 

[Lord Defect]

Further down the rabbit hole..

New York radiation levels spike as Americans told 'prepare for worst'

An expert on US-Chinese relations has warned that the hundreds of drones buzzing New Jersey homes and military bases could be the precursor to a grim attack

www.the-express.com

This Black Fungus Might Be Healing Chernobyl By Drinking Radiation—A Biologist Explains

Cladosporium sphaerospermum is a remarkable species of radiotrophic fungus that is thriving in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and which scientists are studying to unlock applications in a wide range of fields.

www.forbes.com

Sounds like New York needs to get some black fungus

 

[Lord Defect]

Can I get a little help finding a specific news article? I saw it last night but have since lost it. It’s not in my history, I found the link in a news app that doesn’t act like a browser or whatever.
It was on the Wisconsin school shooter. More specifically her parents and their property. The article says that the parents allowed either swat or fbi into the premise without a search warrant, but the photos from the article show windows busted out, the front door frame torn to shreds and the front door chilling on the lawn.

 

[Embiid]

This Black Fungus Might Be Healing Chernobyl By Drinking Radiation—A Biologist Explains

Cladosporium sphaerospermum is a remarkable species of radiotrophic fungus that is thriving in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and which scientists are studying to unlock applications in a wide range of fields.

www.forbes.com

Sounds like New York needs to get some black fungus

Saw that..I want to adopt one of those mutant stray dogs...

 

[BernieParent]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

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What if you eat/drink them really slowly?

 

[BernieParent]

The clearly says your life is shorted by 12 minutes every time that you drink a sugar-free drink. You water drinkers are fools.

Bold -- and rather heartless -- of you to assume that she wouldn't be able to live well into her 130s or 140s without ingesting this poison.

 

[DancingPanther]

Just saw my high school hockey coach at Target for the first time in like a decade. That guy was the best coach I ever had... I always think of him as the one who unlocked my potential as a player back in 8th/9th grade. He just knew exactly how to make me believe in myself even through my senior year. I played for him for 5 seasons. We all have that one coach, and he's definitely the one for me.

 

[trostol]

if this link works...the absolute best christmas special

 

[Lord Defect]

Charlotte Hornets apologize after PS5 taken from 13-year-old during on-court giveaway

The Charlotte Hornets have issued an apology for a recent skit involving a gift and a young fan.

ground.news

What kind of idiotic monster thought this on court skit up?
Just give the kid a jersey and the kids happy. There’s no need to pretend to give him a ps5 and take it back off camera to swap it with a jersey.

There’s no joke, no gag involved, the swap was off camera. That’s weird and just wrong.


Sorry, grounds app is so much better than its website but the article sharing feature leaves a lot to be desired. That was supposed to be a direct link to an article.

https://www.qcnews.com/charlotte/charlotte-hornets-apologize-after-ps5-taken-from-boy-after-on-court-giveaway/

 

[ajgoal]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/18/us/invasive-murder-hornets-are-wiped-out-in-the-us-officials-say/index.html

 

[Lord Defect]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/18/us/invasive-murder-hornets-are-wiped-out-in-the-us-officials-say/index.html

Just about to post that one.
It’s like they were here, it was scary, then immediately something else popped up, the hornet story vanished, few years later we win.

Is this the first invasive species that we have successfully eradicated?

 

[Embiid]

Just about to post that one.
It’s like they were here, it was scary, then immediately something else popped up, the hornet story vanished, few years later we win.

Is this the first invasive species that we have successfully eradicated?

I dunno..but It won't be the last species...we are eradicating ourselves...lol

 

[Embiid]

The new American Christmas Story prequel compliments of the oligarchs Elon, Besos, Jamie Dimon etc. and their "friends" in high places...

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

The Feds are so ridiculous for their lust of headlines & photo ops.

 

[ellja3]

I was designated driver at department Christmas party today and drove home a guy who was wearing a Pittsburgh jersey, does anyone know where to conveniently burn a car?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Feds are so ridiculous for their lust of headlines & photo ops.

Aren’t they all NYPD?

But yes, they all love a photo op. Especially the Mayor that for some reason felt the need to walk with this group.

P.S. Didn’t the NYPD admit that they didn’t even have this guy’s name on a list of suspects? Now they’re acting like they’re the ones that caught the guy.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Aren’t they all NYPD?

But yes, they all love a photo op. Especially the Mayor that for some reason felt the need to walk with this group.

P.S. Didn’t the NYPD admit that they didn’t even have this guy’s name on a list of suspects? Now they’re acting like they’re the ones that caught the guy.

On second thought looker closer it does look like the yellow print on the few guys jackets say NYPD. I just assumed they were feds since the feds picked up the case.

They should have honestly put one of those black bag things they have over his face if they were smart. Don’t make him look like some martyr to his fans out there.

 

[Lord Defect]

I was designated driver at department Christmas party today and drove home a guy who was wearing a Pittsburgh jersey, does anyone know where to conveniently burn a car?

Pittsburgh

 

[Beef Invictus]

On second thought looker closer it does look like the yellow print on the few guys jackets say NYPD. I just assumed they were feds since the feds picked up the case.

They should have honestly put one of those black bag things they have over his face if they were smart. Don’t make him look like some martyr to his fans out there.

Yeah I think they're all NYPD. The Feds have 40+ years of experience and research that all says "never act like this." They glamorized the guy. They're basically demanding to have copycats from the desperate members of society who've given up and want to gain a little fame on the way out.

 

[Lord Defect]

The Feds are so ridiculous for their lust of headlines & photo ops.

Eh. It’s an over precaution and an op but maybe nit by much. He’s the #1 divisive figure out there at the moment, and he happened to murder someone. There’s plenty of crazy people out there, it doesn’t help that New York seems to have more of them than most states.

 

[Lord Defect]

Aren’t they all NYPD?

But yes, they all love a photo op. Especially the Mayor that for some reason felt the need to walk with this group.

P.S. Didn’t the NYPD admit that they didn’t even have this guy’s name on a list of suspects? Now they’re acting like they’re the ones that caught the guy.

I didn’t notice the mayor lol.
Ill walk back my previous comment a bit further than where I left it.

One of my favorite twitter pages routinely called out the NYPD’s “trophy” tweets where they stand behind their latest “catch”.
More often than not the firearm they recovered was either a blatant toy painted black, a non firing replica, or an actual gun that looks like it was dredged from the Hudson River prior to the crime being committed and accompanied by maybe five total rounds of various calibers none of which fit the gun recovered.
There would be like 10 cops standing proudly behind the evidence propped on the podium smiling brightly like they caught a suitcase nuke.