OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Lord Defect]

THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL POST


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How come this guy gets away with posting political posts? This is outrageous.

 

[Embiid]

Another rabbit hole...hopefully not true.

Expert says New Jersey drones are 'searching for nuclear warhead'

UAV specialist John Ferguson says he knows of at least one 'lost' nuke that could have been smuggled into the United States

www.the-express.com

 

[Embiid]

How come this guy gets away with posting political posts? This is outrageous.

Because he says it isn't one so it must be so..lol

 

[Embiid]

Further down the rabbit hole..

New York radiation levels spike as Americans told 'prepare for worst'

An expert on US-Chinese relations has warned that the hundreds of drones buzzing New Jersey homes and military bases could be the precursor to a grim attack

www.the-express.com

 

[Lord Defect]

Further down the rabbit hole..

New York radiation levels spike as Americans told 'prepare for worst'

An expert on US-Chinese relations has warned that the hundreds of drones buzzing New Jersey homes and military bases could be the precursor to a grim attack

www.the-express.com

This Black Fungus Might Be Healing Chernobyl By Drinking Radiation—A Biologist Explains

Cladosporium sphaerospermum is a remarkable species of radiotrophic fungus that is thriving in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and which scientists are studying to unlock applications in a wide range of fields.

www.forbes.com

Sounds like New York needs to get some black fungus

 

[Lord Defect]

Can I get a little help finding a specific news article? I saw it last night but have since lost it. It’s not in my history, I found the link in a news app that doesn’t act like a browser or whatever.
It was on the Wisconsin school shooter. More specifically her parents and their property. The article says that the parents allowed either swat or fbi into the premise without a search warrant, but the photos from the article show windows busted out, the front door frame torn to shreds and the front door chilling on the lawn.

 

[Embiid]

This Black Fungus Might Be Healing Chernobyl By Drinking Radiation—A Biologist Explains

Cladosporium sphaerospermum is a remarkable species of radiotrophic fungus that is thriving in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and which scientists are studying to unlock applications in a wide range of fields.

www.forbes.com

Sounds like New York needs to get some black fungus

Saw that..I want to adopt one of those mutant stray dogs...

 

[BernieParent]

Speaking of malice....

Have a coke and an inverted smile..

Scientists reveal you lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a coke

Every time you reach for a coke, you could be losing 12 minutes of your life, scientists have claimed.

metro.co.uk

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What if you eat/drink them really slowly?

 

[BernieParent]

The clearly says your life is shorted by 12 minutes every time that you drink a sugar-free drink. You water drinkers are fools.

Bold -- and rather heartless -- of you to assume that she wouldn't be able to live well into her 130s or 140s without ingesting this poison.