OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Lord Defect]

Good fight. Can’t believe they didn’t stop it.

I’d love if the rest of the sports world could talk about reffing like Sarrano’s cut man

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

The English girl on the pre fight analysis is a smokeshow.

 

[Cody Webster]

I feel like this is coming in at 144p at certain times

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Need Tyson to make all is right in the boxing world with a KO.

 

[Cody Webster]

Need Tyson to make all is right in the boxing world with a KO.

One can only hope

 

[Cody Webster]

That's not looking like it'll happen

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Paul is gonna out youth him.

 

[FLYguy3911]

This is a tough watch.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Tyson looks his age. Looked like he was sad walking to the ring.

No fire.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I got better feet than Tyson.

 

[Magua]

This is so boring and sad only a Flyers STH could enjoy this.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Brutal and boring fight.

58 year olds don't box for a reason.

 

[Kermit the Prog]

That was...interesting

I think

Never mind

 

[DancingPanther]

Fellas, this is exactly what was planned. Huge payday for both, and an easy fight for both. Did we really think Jake was going to lose to a 58 year old? Did we really think he was gonna beat the ass of a 58 year old? Did we really think a 58 year old was going to beat an active fighter's ass?

$$$$$$$$

 

[Cody Webster]

Glad I tuned into the fights and caught the Taylor vs Serrano fight because that fight kicked ass. Never would have seen it if it wasn't for that clown match

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

The last time I got hyped for a Tyson fight was the one where he bit Holyfield's ear off. Should have learned back then. As DP said, that was exactly as expected and was obvious by round 2/3. It's not like Tyson was ever a great boxer anyway. He was just a beast for a nice little run. Pretty sure the average fight in his prime lasted less than five minutes tops. Maybe less than two.

 

[Lord Defect]

That first initial footwork Tyson did at the very start was fast, kind of erratic, but it caught Jake off guard and he head was left wide open. Tyson could have rocked him. Instead Tyson weaved his own head and backed up.
Like I thought the fix was in.
I was just hoping Jake hit Tyson with a shot he wasn’t expecting and the beast came out.