OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[swami24]

bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea

https://x.com/i/web/status/1847362559621390470

I just wanna see Kirk and Spock jump through.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea

https://x.com/i/web/status/1847362559621390470

They took away Love Park for hokey shit like this and the Holiday Village.

 

[swami24]

The new parking system is only on the Broad St side at this time. They have the gate on that side closed, since the lot is full. Traffic is backed up past the Linc on 95. It was backed up to 76 30 mins ago. Quite a mess.

 

[Chinatown88]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1847905615697318356

I laughed way too hard at this.

 

[Flybynite]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1847631774265831783

 

[Danko]

Powerlines/Internet cables run through the backyards in my neighborhood...after the tornado we had a couple low hanging cables that fell down and ran over top my neighbors shed. Instead of calling Comcast/Verizon to raise the cables, today the guy decides to take hedge clippers to the lines knocking out internet for the whole neighborhood then proceeded to fight with the comcast guy when he showed up

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1848058609303011777

@Striiker @Chinatown88

 

[Striiker]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1848058609303011777

@Striiker @Chinatown88

I remember being a stupid child who couldn’t figure out how to wake his big ass up like it was yesterday

 

[Chinatown88]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1848058609303011777

@Striiker @Chinatown88

Mew under the garbage truck

 

[Embiid]

Duh...

Woman drops phone, gets stuck upside-down in rock crevice looking for it​

MSN

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Powerlines/Internet cables run through the backyards in my neighborhood...after the tornado we had a couple low hanging cables that fell down and ran over top my neighbors shed. Instead of calling Comcast/Verizon to raise the cables, today the guy decides to take hedge clippers to the lines knocking out internet for the whole neighborhood then proceeded to fight with the comcast guy when he showed up

This sounds like a Florida guy thing

 

[Cody Webster]

Glad to see you changed your status from our to in for tonight @VladDrag

 

[Beef Invictus]

Wtf!

Kentucky man declared brain dead wakes up during organ harvesting

Case of Anthony Thomas ‘TJ’ Hoover II is under investigation by state and federal government officials

www.theguardian.com

 

[VladDrag]

Glad to see you changed your status from our to in for tonight @VladDrag

I'm ready to go tonight...3 goals, 2 assists, 1 fight.

 

[Cody Webster]

I'm ready to go tonight...3 goals, 2 assists, 1 fight.

I looked the other day and we had 6 players in, none of which were a goalie, I was getting nervous

Sounds like I'll have 2 assists and 3 goals then. You're on your own for the fight

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'm ready to go tonight...3 goals, 2 assists, 1 fight.

I looked the other day and we had 6 players in, none of which were a goalie, I was getting nervous

Sounds like I'll have 2 assists and 3 goals then. You're on your own for the fight

How long have you two been playing on a team together before you realized it? This revelation has been blowing my mind.

 

[ajgoal]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/22/asia/surfer-giulia-manfrini-dies-fish-attack-indonesia-intl-hnk/index.html

 

[VladDrag]

How long have you two been playing on a team together before you realized it? This revelation has been blowing my mind.

I just started playing this season, so only ~4 games. He’s been playing center on our line for the last 2 or 3 games. First time we played together, he set me up with a phenomenal scoring chance… do it again today, Cody.

I just started playing again after 10+ years off, so I am much rustier than I’d like to be. Skating is okay, and positionally okay, but hands are stones.

Cody is a good player.

 

[Cody Webster]

How long have you two been playing on a team together before you realized it? This revelation has been blowing my mind.

I'm pretty sure it has been just this season, which started at the beginning of September. I only picked up on it last week because I saw someone reply to his post mentioning he played in a game where we got 10 goaled. If it wasn't catching the quoted post, I skipped last his actual post, we would probably still have no idea

 

[Embiid]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/22/asia/surfer-giulia-manfrini-dies-fish-attack-indonesia-intl-hnk/index.html

Mamma mia ....

 

[Cody Webster]

I just started playing this season, so only ~4 games. He’s been playing center on our line for the last 2 or 3 games. First time we played together, he set me up with a phenomenal scoring chance… do it again today, Cody.

I just started playing again after 10+ years off, so I am much rustier than I’d like to be. Skating is okay, and positionally okay, but hands are stones.

Cody is a good player.

You've definitely been getting better each game we play. Before playing in the aummer, I hadn't played consistently in about 5 years. Id fill in with them for a game every 6 months or so, but that's about it.

When I have the puck, my cousin is terrible In my competitive hockey days, I was a goalie, so I only had to focus on the guy with the puck, so if I don't make a good pass or just don't even look at you, don't get offended, it's not on purpose

 

[Danko]

Verizon has been out here running entirely new sections of cable for two blocks all day today. What an idiot. Neighbors are all pissed.

 

[Embiid]

Those symptoms seem normal for consuming their "food" and worse....their recent propaganda

1 dead, 10 hospitalized from E. coli outbreak linked to iconic McDonald’s menu item

McDonald’s has proactively removed the slivered onions and beef patties used for the quarter pounder hamburgers from stores in the affected states while the investigation continues, the compa…

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