OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[swami24]

bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea

https://x.com/i/web/status/1847362559621390470

I just wanna see Kirk and Spock jump through.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea

https://x.com/i/web/status/1847362559621390470

They took away Love Park for hokey shit like this and the Holiday Village.

 

[swami24]

The new parking system is only on the Broad St side at this time. They have the gate on that side closed, since the lot is full. Traffic is backed up past the Linc on 95. It was backed up to 76 30 mins ago. Quite a mess.

 

[Chinatown88]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1847905615697318356

I laughed way too hard at this.

 

[Flybynite]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1847631774265831783

 

[Danko]

Powerlines/Internet cables run through the backyards in my neighborhood...after the tornado we had a couple low hanging cables that fell down and ran over top my neighbors shed. Instead of calling Comcast/Verizon to raise the cables, today the guy decides to take hedge clippers to the lines knocking out internet for the whole neighborhood then proceeded to fight with the comcast guy when he showed up

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1848058609303011777

@Striiker @Chinatown88

 

[Striiker]

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@Striiker @Chinatown88

I remember being a stupid child who couldn’t figure out how to wake his big ass up like it was yesterday

 

[Chinatown88]

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@Striiker @Chinatown88

Mew under the garbage truck