OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread April Foods Day

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

Thread #118 is closed (1,000+ posts)

https://forums.hfboards.com/threads...ary-is-the-month-of-food-days.2954278/page-42

 

[Embiid]

Hi!

Repent!

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

This poll has given me paralysis by analysis. I cry foul.

 

[Striiker]

@Chinatown88 @BigToe

Birds are exposed as being connected to the quake/eclipse and immediately the thread gets closed.

The government’s reach has no limits.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Pigs in a blanket

 

[Striiker]

Im blocking anyone who votes for “licorice”, by the way.

 

[ajgoal]

Im blocking anyone who votes for “licorice”, by the way.

Dammit. I voted before you said this.

 

[Embiid]

So the conspiracy is that the earthquake measured 4.8 and the eclipse will be on 4/8.....hide your children!

 

[Beef Invictus]

Pigs in a blanket

I was here to post about how they barely missed the cut because nothing beats good prime rib. But they are awesome. Awesome I say

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Couldn't cast a vote for prime rib, but if a porterhouse was an option, I would have checked it thrice.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

There are not many things better than fresh out of the oven sourdough bread

 

[trostol]

i missed Prime Rib initially...had to go back and drop devil dogs for it lol

 

[Kermit the Prog]

i missed Prime Rib initially...had to go back and drop devil dogs for it lol

Blasphemy. Mind you, Devil Dogs taste differently than they did back in my heyday. The cream tastes different. I remember it having a granularly-sugar texture, a notch or two below the crystalline Suzy-Qs.

 

[trostol]

Blasphemy. Mind you, Devil Dogs taste differently than they did back in my heyday. The cream tastes different. I remember it having a granularly-sugar texture, a notch or two below the crystalline Suzy-Qs.

it was a difficult choice..because i do love me some Devil Dogs...and the Little Debbie ones I was getting for a while aren't as good

 

[Kermit the Prog]

it was a difficult choice..because i do love me some Devil Dogs...and the Little Debbie ones I was getting for a while aren't as good

Never warmed up to Little Debbie. It's like when the server asks, "Is Pepsi okay?"

No. No, it's not okay,

 

[trostol]

Never warmed up to Little Debbie. It's like when the server asks, "Is Pepsi okay?"

No. No, it's not okay,

yes..but their oatmeal cream pies are

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Blasphemy. Mind you, Devil Dogs taste differently than they did back in my heyday. The cream tastes different. I remember it having a granularly-sugar texture, a notch or two below the crystalline Suzy-Qs.

Frozen Suzy-Qs and milk is one of my goto snacks

 

[Jack Straw]

Some sad news in the wake of the earthquake we had here in NY the other day. Captain Marvel, Falcon, and the Astronaut didn’t make it. Only Thanos survived.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Some sad news in the wake of the earthquake we had here in NY the other day. Captain Marvel, Falcon, and the Astronaut didn’t make it. Only Thanos survived.

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That's because Thanos was perfectly balanced.

 

[Jack Straw]

That's because Thanos was perfectly balanced.


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[Cody Webster]

Now this is racing

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Headed to Colebrook to see the eclipse.

 

[Appleyard]

Got my flights to New York booked today... work paying ofc but still surprising how cheap they were.

Under 500 dollars.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Jack Straw]

Now this is racing