OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

April Foods: Which food is/are among your favorite(s)? (Pick up to three)


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kudymen

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Jun 18, 2011
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@kudymen do you know what pubs could show Global Series in October? We have ticks for Friday, but not Saturday. Google tells me Stridačka (Hockey Bench) and O'Che's Bar as likely options.

Hm. Hmmm. To be honest I am not sure if I can give a definite reco so long in advance, but I will have a quick walkaround and get back. Střídačka should definitely work for this and I think it will be one of the bigger sports events in CZ that day to have enough pubs simply "stumbling in" and showing the game 🤔
 
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Appleyard

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Found out something crazy today in the course of my dayjob...

in 2022 and 2023 there were almost as many Belarusian's granted 1st time resident permits in the EU as Ukrainians (around 700k Ukrainian for both years combined and 600k Belarusians).

So almost 7% of the population of Belarus have left the country for the EU since the start of 2022. Jesus.

Also 250k Russians in that time either granted residence permits or claiming asylum. And there are around 700k short-stay visas granted to Russians a year and they are not 100% sure how many are staying either.

So, crazily, in the last 2 years there have been more Russians and Belarusians coming to the EU than Ukrainians!
 

Embiid

Marcus Hayes "bitch" slapper
May 27, 2010
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Found out something crazy today in the course of my dayjob...

in 2022 and 2023 there were almost as many Belarusian's granted 1st time resident permits in the EU as Ukrainians (around 700k Ukrainian for both years combined and 600k Belarusians).

So almost 7% of the population of Belarus have left the country for the EU since the start of 2022. Jesus.

Also 250k Russians in that time either granted residence permits or claiming asylum. And there are around 700k short-stay visas granted to Russians a year and they are not 100% sure how many are staying either.

So, crazily, in the last 2 years there have been more Russians and Belarusians coming to the EU than Ukrainians!
Wait until the Americans start coming even more after Nov to escape Project 2025 and Theocracy..
 
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swami24

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Did they at least call it what it is, the Vig? How can that be legal? It was the whole argument as to why illegal gambling was a problem.
 
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Going through a tough time with my son at the moment, had an MRI recently of his spine to follow the progression of his rare disease after his specialist notice he was Hyper Reflexive and in a couple images they captured of his MRI it revealed that along with brain shrinkage, he may have had a stroke sometime within the last 7 years. He is non verbal and basically an infant in terms of his functionality. I wasn't expecting the news during a routine neurology appointment today and had to tell my wife which was very upsetting.

On top of that, it seems that they may have broken a bone in his upper arm/shoulder area when they did the mri

I think a lot of people take things for granted... and I really urge people to consider how lucky they are to have a healthy kid, not sweat the small stuff and to focus on making memories with your kids.

Not trying to say woah is me, but just remember the small stuff is really big stuff to some people.
Sending positive vibes your way. Hoping for the best possible outcome
 
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Cody Webster

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Been on the plane for almost 3 hours now. Left the gate, hope in line on the taxiway, wait for a few planes in front of us....it's our turn, we're flying going to get in the air....syke. We slowly make our way down the runway, make our first left off the runway and are now just sitting on the taxiway. All northbound flights put on hold due to storms up there now. Child is sweating like no other
 

Cody Webster

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Just landed in Philly. We were told we were being diverted to Norfolk because the PHL was closed, but about 10 minutes after that announcement the airport opened back up. Now we're sitting somewhere near no gates, with about 20 other planes, waiting for a gate. Looked on the flight app and some of these planes have been sitting here for almost 2 hours....we're not done yet

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trostol

Learn to swim, Learn to swim
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i will admit..i was lit up while listening to this..a lil special stuff..a beer and screwdriver deep..but this is absolutely hilarious

 
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ellja3

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May 19, 2014
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Hm. Hmmm. To be honest I am not sure if I can give a definite reco so long in advance, but I will have a quick walkaround and get back. Střídačka should definitely work for this and I think it will be one of the bigger sports events in CZ that day to have enough pubs simply "stumbling in" and showing the game 🤔

Much appreciated!
 

ybnvs

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Mar 20, 2014
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I was at a youth hockey tournament over the weekend. Yesterday midway through the 16u midgets championship game, shortly after the visiting team's coach was ejected for dropping the F bomb at a ref, a line brawl went down. Fans of both sides were screaming obscenities and creating all sorts of commotion. Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria! I was captivated by the scene, to say the least.

From the drop of the puck it was a chippy game. There were several players from both teams who were immediately looking to mix it up. One cannot deny the officiating was terrible for a midgets game. Players wound up policing the game early on, and nothing good comes from that. In my experience with youth hockey this sort of thing tends to happen. Part of it is, "that's hockey", but there's certainly plenty of room for visible improvement. While I understand referees are the ultimate authority at any given tournament (even basically above the tournament directors), it would be nice if the directors of the tournaments made the proper request to perhaps keep things a bit tighter. This is not just about midgets either, for f***'s sake, mites might be the f***ing worst of it all! Of course, I am also unaware of the experience and the confidence of these particular officials, as I have witnessed in the past referees being intimidated by fans/coaches to blow the whistle. Can be tough for newer refs sometimes. I get it. We're humans.

The visiting team did come out playing as the better of the two early on but that changed near the end of the first period and the home team scored a couple as the ice tilted. Visitors seemed to be more physical, but both teams were dishing them out.

Then the home team got more of a lead in the second period, and it's 4-1. A player on the visiting team had 2 penalties at this point in the game (4 gets a skater a game). So this kid then midway through the second came across the ice and laid one of the biggest hits I have ever seen in midgets hockey on one of the home skaters. Destroyed him. Well... that'll do it. He got a double minor and ejected. Taunted the bench, taunted/pumped the crowd, you name it. From seeing it myself and from talking to the head coach briefly of the home team, we both mentioned how it was an unclean hit due to the shear amount of force the kid delivered. It did not appear to be a high hit, he did not jump, he did not check him from behind. "Clean" in the spirit of the game, but f***ing downright vicious at this level.

Refs failed numerous times early on to keep the game under control and make sure this type of nonsense doesn't continue or escalate. Derp.

After all of the screaming and commotion, and the skaters brawling, and the scorekeeper slamming the horn for what seemed like 2 minutes straight, and the two refs trying hard to break it all up but failing, and the home team's goalie getting ejected for what I'm pretty sure was taunting the officials/shit talking other team, the mayhem stopped. The home team didn't have a backup goalie either. From talking to the tournament director, I do believe there was some leeway in them being able to acquire a random EBUG of sorts somehow, but that did not happen.

Despite being up 4-1 midway through the second period and after the commotion settled down a bit, the head coach of the home team quickly decided it was absolutely necessary to shut the game down. Good thinking. The USA hockey refs did not make this decision. Some more derrrrp decision-making or lack there-of by the officials.

The home team skated off and agreed to leave with the silver medals and silver trophy cup, and then got the f*** out of dodge as fast as they could (I guess essentially forfeiting despite their 4-1 lead). I have never seen kids change out of gear and out of a locker room more quickly than that.

The visiting team left with chocolate, golden medals and their gold trophy cup.

And that was the end of my very, very long weekend.
 

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