OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread April Foods Day

[Chicken N Raffls]

Vending machines selling ammo being deployed in Texas, Oklahoma, and Alabama.

'merica

When you just don't have the time to stop at AMMUNATION on the way to your mass shooting. Great stuff.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Japan has been fantastic so far, but f*** me the humidity has been killer.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Embiid]

Frisk me!

 

[Flybynite]

77 whales beached themselves and died on an island off the coast of Scotland.

Spoiler

 

[Embiid]

RIP

In HS I did a spoof of her show. Some callers were funny ..so was she. Good vibrators...I mean vibes...

https://dnyuz.com/2024/07/13/ruth-westheimer-the-sex-guru-known-as-dr-ruth-dies-at-96/

 

[Appleyard]

Dont know who has watched The Beatles: Get Back...

I would say you all should even if you are not fans...

but one of my favourite moments. Also a pretty perfect encapsulation of Lancastrian humour I think, absurd, dry and incivil combined.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

RIP to an 80's legend.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/richard-simmons-obituary-rcna161728

 

[Cody Webster]

Good to see good ole Tim Panaccio let us know his thoughts

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I do want to watch that Get Back doc at some point.

 

[Flybynite]

no mention of Trump yet on here?

Crazy PA

I guess that was why Ben Simmons showed up as trending. They must have been tweeting out bad shooters.

Sounds like 2 people are dead. Don't know who if shooter is confirmed as one, or what was used for the shooting. I hope secret service (or state troopers) didn't shoot someone in the crowd for mistaken identity or if they were hit by a missed bullet.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

no mention of Trump yet on here?

Crazy PA

Because it’s against site rules.

 

[Tripod]

Because it’s against site rules.

I think people can keep this news reasonable without making it political. Maybe I àm naive

 

[TB87]

I think people can keep this news reasonable without making it political. Maybe I àm naive

We’re a group of lunatics man

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I think people can keep this news reasonable without making it political. Maybe I àm naive

Very naive.

 

[trostol]

We’re a group of lunatics man

Well we are Flyers fans

 

[VladDrag]

I think people can keep this news reasonable without making it political. Maybe I àm naive

There’s no way that could happen, unfortunately.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This is not a current events post. It is friendly unsolicited advice from a guy who has spent many, many hours in SCIFs and the like.

Stop expressing opinions and extrapolating information from non-experts and vague sources. There is no upside and the downsides can be material and severe.

 

[Flybynite]

This is not a current events post. It is friendly unsolicited advice from a guy who has spent many, many hours in SCIFs and the like.

Stop expressing opinions and extrapolating information from non-experts and vague sources. There is no upside and the downsides can be material and severe.

I mean everyday you have people who have spent (still spending) significant time in SCIFs as part of their positions going on news programs and making outlandish statements so who is the 'expert'?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I mean everyday you have people who have spent (still spending) significant time in SCIFs as part of their positions going on news programs and making outlandish statements so who is the 'expert'?

I’m not commenting on the state of news media. I am attempting to gently remind everyone here that for your own protection, you should take extreme caution with your phrasing on social media.

 

[Chinatown88]

I’m not commenting on the state of news media. I am attempting to gently remind everyone here that for your own protection, you should take extreme caution with your phrasing on social media.

Always cover your own ass folks.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Chinatown88]

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I've been a good noodle.

Also it's hard job being an internet janitor.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I've been a good noodle.

Also it's hard job being an internet janitor.

Days like today are why I have no interesting in being a moderator on a site like this.

 

[Chinatown88]

Days like today are why I have no interesting in being a moderator on a site like this.

I used to mod a twitch channel of about 100 to 200 viewers. Sometimes it was absolutely the worst cause internet.