OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread April Foods Day

[swami24]

Well, I decided to post that my mom passed away on Thurs. It almost happened early Oct, and she had a mini stroke last week, but was mentally fine the next day. Saw her Wed and our last words to each other were 'i love you.'

Staff said she was chatting and happy Thurs AM, but was found unresponsive and gone at 5pm.

I knew it was where she was headed, but still a shock. The reason I post is just to say love your parents while you still can. We are people of faith, so I expect to be spiritually reunited in the future. I am fine, and glad she didn't suffer too much.

 

[SnS]

Well, I decided to post that my mom passed away on Thurs. It almost happened early Oct, and she had a mini stroke last week, but was mentally fine the next day. Saw her Wed and our last words to each other were 'i love you.'

Staff said she was chatting and happy Thurs AM, but was found unresponsive and gone at 5pm.

I knew it was where she was headed, but still a shock. The reason I post is just to say love your parents while you still can. We are people of faith, so I expect to be spiritually reunited in the future. I am fine, and glad she didn't suffer too much.

So sorry for your loss.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Well, I decided to post that my mom passed away on Thurs. It almost happened early Oct, and she had a mini stroke last week, but was mentally fine the next day. Saw her Wed and our last words to each other were 'i love you.'

Staff said she was chatting and happy Thurs AM, but was found unresponsive and gone at 5pm.

I knew it was where she was headed, but still a shock. The reason I post is just to say love your parents while you still can. We are people of faith, so I expect to be spiritually reunited in the future. I am fine, and glad she didn't suffer too much.

So sorry to hear that man. RIP

 

[trostol]

Well, I decided to post that my mom passed away on Thurs. It almost happened early Oct, and she had a mini stroke last week, but was mentally fine the next day. Saw her Wed and our last words to each other were 'i love you.'

Staff said she was chatting and happy Thurs AM, but was found unresponsive and gone at 5pm.

I knew it was where she was headed, but still a shock. The reason I post is just to say love your parents while you still can. We are people of faith, so I expect to be spiritually reunited in the future. I am fine, and glad she didn't suffer too much.

Sorry to hear that...and you are right..cherish the time you have with parents, family and friends

 

[ajgoal]

Well, I decided to post that my mom passed away on Thurs. It almost happened early Oct, and she had a mini stroke last week, but was mentally fine the next day. Saw her Wed and our last words to each other were 'i love you.'

Staff said she was chatting and happy Thurs AM, but was found unresponsive and gone at 5pm.

I knew it was where she was headed, but still a shock. The reason I post is just to say love your parents while you still can. We are people of faith, so I expect to be spiritually reunited in the future. I am fine, and glad she didn't suffer too much.

So sorry to hear, Swami. My best to you and your family.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Well, I decided to post that my mom passed away on Thurs. It almost happened early Oct, and she had a mini stroke last week, but was mentally fine the next day. Saw her Wed and our last words to each other were 'i love you.'

Staff said she was chatting and happy Thurs AM, but was found unresponsive and gone at 5pm.

I knew it was where she was headed, but still a shock. The reason I post is just to say love your parents while you still can. We are people of faith, so I expect to be spiritually reunited in the future. I am fine, and glad she didn't suffer too much.

Sorry for your loss.

 

[swami24]

Thanks everyone. Again, love your parents while you can. I am in a good place, it is just the days between passing and internment that are tough.

 

[trostol]

 

[Cody Webster]

So you can't click on X links anymore but you can click on BS links? What kind of shit is this?

 

[Lord Defect]

Well, I decided to post that my mom passed away on Thurs. It almost happened early Oct, and she had a mini stroke last week, but was mentally fine the next day. Saw her Wed and our last words to each other were 'i love you.'

Staff said she was chatting and happy Thurs AM, but was found unresponsive and gone at 5pm.

I knew it was where she was headed, but still a shock. The reason I post is just to say love your parents while you still can. We are people of faith, so I expect to be spiritually reunited in the future. I am fine, and glad she didn't suffer too much.

I’m sorry for your loss bud

 

[Rebels57]

Well, I decided to post that my mom passed away on Thurs. It almost happened early Oct, and she had a mini stroke last week, but was mentally fine the next day. Saw her Wed and our last words to each other were 'i love you.'

Staff said she was chatting and happy Thurs AM, but was found unresponsive and gone at 5pm.

I knew it was where she was headed, but still a shock. The reason I post is just to say love your parents while you still can. We are people of faith, so I expect to be spiritually reunited in the future. I am fine, and glad she didn't suffer too much.

Sorry to hear Swami. My condolences to you and your family.

 

[Jack Straw]

So you can't click on X links anymore but you can click on BS links? What kind of shit is this?

I just clicked on an X link in the Eagles thread. ???

 

[BernieParent]

Well, I decided to post that my mom passed away on Thurs. It almost happened early Oct, and she had a mini stroke last week, but was mentally fine the next day. Saw her Wed and our last words to each other were 'i love you.'

Staff said she was chatting and happy Thurs AM, but was found unresponsive and gone at 5pm.

I knew it was where she was headed, but still a shock. The reason I post is just to say love your parents while you still can. We are people of faith, so I expect to be spiritually reunited in the future. I am fine, and glad she didn't suffer too much.

My deepest condolences, Swami. What a great comfort to know that we will be reunited in the world after this one.

 

[Cody Webster]

I just clicked on an X link in the Eagles thread. ???

Yeah, not sure what was happening. Was probably operater error

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

So my day got off to a shittastic start. I fell out of bed when my alarm went off, I smashed my mouth on my end table. My gums are scraped up and got a bloody nose as well. Went to my dentist after work. Nothing is broken thankfully but my mouth is pretty sore. All soft foods for a little while.,

 

[VladDrag]

I’m going to collaborate with the other 2 Maguas and create an Off-Off-Broadway musical called, Last Dance of the Mohicans.

As I'm sure you're aware, I'm back to normal.

 

[Magua]

As I'm sure you're aware, I'm back to normal.

@BigToe ‘s loyalty does not go unnoticed.

 

[Danko]

The price of eggs = outrageous. Anyone got a black market connect?

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

The price of eggs = outrageous. Anyone got a black market connect?

I would search out someone who sells farm fresh eggs. There are several up here who do and I pay about 5 bucks a dozen.

 

[Rebels57]

The price of eggs = outrageous. Anyone got a black market connect?

Wait until produce goes way up thanks to farmworker deportation. Gonna be a shit show.

 

[trostol]

Think my dad got 2 down eggs for 8 bucks at BJs

 

[DancingPanther]

Wait until produce goes way up thanks to farmworker deportation. Gonna be a shit show.

No, the promise was for the price of EVERYTHING to go down! How could this be!? Have "we" been duped!? Impossible!

 

[Magua]

Gonna need y’all to take this to the UFO thread.

 

[Lord Defect]

Wait until produce goes way up thanks to farmworker deportation. Gonna be a shit show.

Less than 3% of those in the country illegally pick produce. There are means to acquire temporary worker status for farm work.

 

[Cody Webster]

@DancingPanther for as long as I can remember, I've always had this issue, it happens very infrequently, but my outer knee area will lock, and then only unlock with an extension of the knee. Happened today while snorkeling. Any idea what it is. I don't think it's a normal thing. I looked it up before and it says it happens from like previous tares, but to my knowledge, I've never had an ACL/MCL tare.