OT: 117th Obsequious Banter Thread: National Cookie Day is celebrated in December

[kudymen]

Merry Christmas my friends. I wish I was here more often, however persisting tech difficulties (unskippable popups re: cookies) and the existence of John Tortorella make it a bit difficult.

But. I love coming over and just having a read. Thank you and wish good health to you all and your families

 

[ajgoal]

Hell yes we want this. The football is nice and all, but LSU tailgates are legendary. I am going to eat every crayfish in the state.

And still need something to actually fill your stomach.

 

[trostol]

Merry Christmas folks...enjoy it while it lasts

 

[DancingPanther]

She has an elegant and supple wrist.

The wrists of a goddess

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

Someone posted this in my one discord server:

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Merry Christmas everyone.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

And still need something to actually fill your stomach.

It is concerning that this sounds like someone who does not eat the heads too. That’s the best part.

 

[sabremike]

Got exactly what I wanted for Christmas:

 

[Striiker]

Merry Christmas guys. Hope you all had a nice holiday.

I got coal again. Deserved, to be honest.

 

[Magua]

Merry Christmas guys. Hope you all had a nice holiday.

I got coal again. Deserved, to be honest.

Coal can be useful. You can throw it at people. Power your spite furnace. Throw it at more people. You’re a lucky lad.

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[Striiker]

Coal can be useful. You can throw it at people. Power your spite furnace. Throw it at more people. You’re a lucky lad.

Me adding coal to the spite furnace:

 

[trostol]

sticking with this would have been the greatest christmas gift ever

 

[Magua]

Me adding coal to the spite furnace:

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The truly bad boys and girls get pieces of radioactive graphite. You’ve been a good noodle.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

sticking with this would have been the greatest christmas gift ever

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This for me, but my parents would never

 

[ajgoal]

I got a stern talking to when I asked for this:

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Don Nachbaur 26]

sticking with this would have been the greatest christmas gift ever

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I remember the Christmas I got that. It was like current kids and their electronics, couldn't pull me away from it. Sun up to sun down.

 

[Striiker]

The truly bad boys and girls get pieces of radioactive graphite. You’ve been a good noodle.

Ok, then I have my New Years resolution figured out.

#Graphite2024

 

[sabremike]

 

[Danko]

All I wanted for christmas was UAP Disclosure but got socks instead.

 

[Chinatown88]

I may have created a Roblox monster asking for more Robux. OOPS

 

[Embiid]

All I wanted for christmas was UAP Disclosure but got socks instead.

 

[Chinatown88]

Homeowner's Associations are a racket. I hate them with every fiber in my being.

 

[Embiid]

Homeowner's Associations are a racket. I hate them with every fiber in my being.

Realtors and even title services are worse.....parasites that unnecessarily add to the high costs of home ownership especially when realtors collude between the buyer and seller agents by playing good cop- bad cop keeping the price inflated. Sorry to any realtors out there...well not really.