OT: 113th Obsequious Banter Thread: 1 of 13, a baker's dozen

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Someone brought brothers donuts into work. Picked the cannoli one. It’s a donut sliced in half and the cannoli frosting in the middle. It was predictably delicious

 

[Embiid]

Posted a similar story earlier from the Daily Heil

Harvard professor Avi Loeb believes he's found fragments of alien technology

A Harvard professor believes he may have found fragments of alien technology from a meteor that landed in the waters off of Papua New Guinea in 2014.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Lord Defect]

ShopRite has a half crème (white sugar stuff not Boston creme) filled and half jelly filled.
This is the winner of the poll.

 

[Lord Defect]

I thought it was going to be my bird account

You’re too young for that kind of account

Is Threads a potential Twitter replacement? That would be sweet since i'm perma-banned from that hellscape Twitter.

Make a new account, it’s not hard

 

[Cody Webster]

You’re too young for that kind of account

What truck did you ever decide on?

 

[Striiker]

You’re too young for that kind of account

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

No it’s a guy that used to call in on the Howard Stern Show. He’s really good at voice impressions. He’d prank call Francesa over the years doing different voice impressions like this one.

Ever listen to Kid Chris back in the day? He used to call escort services in the voice of Droopy the Dog. Also used to use various clips of Arnold from Kindergarten Cop and other movies. Used to love that show most of the time.

 

[Lord Defect]

What truck did you ever decide on?

Super cab f150 xlt with the works

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Super cab f150 xlt with the works

150? Did you go with the Rainbow Brite package or My Little Pony? Seriously that's pretty sweet to get a free truck. Have you looked into whether you have to pay taxes on it?

 

[Embiid]

No it’s a guy that used to call in on the Howard Stern Show. He’s really good at voice impressions. He’d prank call Francesa over the years doing different voice impressions like this one.

Richard Christie (sp)? Sounds like him....not Sal the Stockbroker.

If you want to laugh your ass off have this playing in the background if working on a project...priceless

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Richard Christie (sp)? Sounds like him....not Sal the Stockbroker.

If you want to laugh your ass off have this playing in the background if working on a project...priceless

Nah it’s a guy named Sour Shoes. He used to call into the show.

But yeah Sal & Richard were funny.

Ever listen to Kid Chris back in the day? He used to call escort services in the voice of Droopy the Dog. Also used to use various clips of Arnold from Kindergarten Cop and other movies. Used to love that show most of the time.

I did not but I am familiar with it.

 

[Lord Defect]

150? Did you go with the Rainbow Brite package or My Little Pony? Seriously that's pretty sweet to get a free truck. Have you looked into whether you have to pay taxes on it?

I did have to pay taxes.
I was toying with the idea of a 250 but we drive them at work and I can’t stand them. I know it’s that specific model and not all 250’s but I can’t get them out of my head. That and I couldn’t get the exterior color and the interior setup that I wanted in the 250 for some strange reason

 

[Flybynite]

Ever listen to Kid Chris back in the day? He used to call escort services in the voice of Droopy the Dog. Also used to use various clips of Arnold from Kindergarten Cop and other movies. Used to love that show most of the time.

This is prob the closest thing to a 'celebrity' that 'i know stories' about that I can't really talk about, but are pretty damn crazy lol.

I was not personally involved, but do know the guy had some crazy ass groupies in Philly.

 

[Lord Defect]

This is prob the closest thing to a 'celebrity' that 'i know stories' about that I can't really talk about, but are pretty damn crazy lol.

I was not personally involved, but do know the guy had some crazy ass groupies in Philly.

You’re on the internet. Anonymously.
Spill it.

 

[macleish1974]

Egads..I’m the only one who picked chocolate. Crash and I would split one. Grandma’s Bakery makes decent ones here in Boynton Beach .

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

This is prob the closest thing to a 'celebrity' that 'i know stories' about that I can't really talk about, but are pretty damn crazy lol.

I was not personally involved, but do know the guy had some crazy ass groupies in Philly.

Not surprising. It was definitely kind of a niche show, you either loved it or hated it. Could also be hit or miss whether it would be good any given day, but when they were on they were ON

 

[Lord Defect]

Not surprising. It was definitely kind of a niche show, love it or hate it. Could also be hit or miss whether it would be good any given day, but when they were on they were ON

Ooh Bees!
That phrase has been stuck in my head since his little sidekick buddy yelled it.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

This is snake number 5 this year, I believe, for Ms Princess Nefritiri. I think she might have killed this one. Poor dude.

 

[Rebels57]

You’re too young for that kind of account


Make a new account, it’s not hard

They track IP and cancel all new accounts connected to it.

 

[Jack Straw]

I

They track IP and cancel all new accounts connected to it.

That makes no sense. Take your phone or laptop to a coffee shop and create your new account.

 

[Cody Webster]

This is snake number 5 this year, I believe, for Ms Princess Nefritiri. I think she might have killed this one. Poor dude.

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Well done Ms Princess Nefritiri. Give her all the treats

 

[Lord Defect]

They track IP and cancel all new accounts connected to it.

I have multiple mutuals that are on their third or fourth account.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Well done Ms Princess Nefritiri. Give her all the treats

Treats?? Piff. She wants her crunchy food, like a kid that wants cereal for every meal. She doesn't even get overly excited for wet food breakfast. Kitten started that tradition and now our male cat (Sawyer) is insufferable. She don't care though. Give her a drink from the bathroom sink and let her out. She's good

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is snake number 5 this year, I believe, for Ms Princess Nefritiri. I think she might have killed this one. Poor dude.

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Oh yeah, poor dude. F*** him. I'm just happy your cat has enough sense to kill the f***er. That's a DAMNED good kitty.