OT: 113th Obsequious Banter Thread: 1 of 13, a baker's dozen

[DancingPanther]

 

[Young Sandwich]

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[trostol]

Alien life being real...check
Alien life visiting us...nope

 

[Lord Defect]

That’s a fantastic way to start an intergalactic war.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

You guys have some cute boys and girls. Super jealous

 

[swami24]

For those looking for dog cuteness, Uconn has welcomed Johnathan XV
Jonathan XV has Arrived, and Doggone it, He’s Adorable - UConn Today

 

[Embiid]

Back to Aliens...dogs!

 

[Embiid]

Wtf...

38-year-old Florida manatee dies after ‘high-intensity’ sex with brother

Necropsy results revealed that Hugh succumbed to traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with a larger, male manatee — his brother, Buffett.

nypost.com

 

[Embiid]

The climate migrants are prepping

The Economic Cost of Houston’s Heat: ‘I Don’t Want to Be Here Anymore’

Businesses and residents in America’s fourth-largest city have moved much of life indoors, changing work and spending habits, and denting the local economy.

www.wsj.com

 

[PDX Flyer]

 

[Embiid]

Today's Cape May report:

-Hot
-Water feels great
-Sand like hot coals
-French
-Wife and husband in heated argument over son wanting to go home to play XBox while the father naps. Wife angry bc it's their last day...paid 1K plus and should be enjoying the beach...

 

[BernieParent]

On the theme of doggos, Mrs. Parent backed into a summer job with a local groomer and she is having the time of her life. She does the washing and drying and the owner does the actual grooming. She has done super energetic puppies up to a 20-year-old blind beagle that rested its head on her chest the whole time she washed him. The funny thing is when she gets home and our dogs give her a full sniffing. Yep, she's cheating on you!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Wtf...

38-year-old Florida manatee dies after ‘high-intensity’ sex with brother

Necropsy results revealed that Hugh succumbed to traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with a larger, male manatee — his brother, Buffett.

nypost.com

You could drop the 'atee' from the headline and I'd probably still believe it as a normal Florida news story.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

A bit out of focus, but some great action shots. Ms Punky has a mean hand game. At least she thinks so. Sawyer one bat KO'd her

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I’m starting to feel bad for HCette. Opinions on the type of music aside… I got her tickets for Morgan Wallen for Christmas because she had wanted to see him for years. Six weeks before the concert he was put on six weeks vocal rest so they had to postpone the show (til next year).

So I felt bad and saw Luke Combs was playing at the Linc so I got her tickets for the show tonight.

We got here around 7PM with the expectation that he was going on at 9PM. We sat at a table until 8:45. Got up and went to the seats. Sat there for two minutes and they tell everyone to seek shelter because of a severe thunderstorm watch. Now she’s sitting on the floor six months pregnant being a trooper.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I’m starting to feel bad for HCette. Opinions on the type of music aside… I got her tickets for Morgan Wallen for Christmas because she had wanted to see him for years. Six weeks before the concert he was put on six weeks vocal rest so they had to postpone the show (til next year).

So I felt bad and saw Luke Combs was playing at the Linc so I got her tickets for the show tonight.

We got here around 7PM with the expectation that he was going on at 9PM. We sat at a table until 8:45. Got up and went to the seats. Sat there for two minutes and they tell everyone to seek shelter because of a severe thunderstorm watch. Now she’s sitting on the floor six months pregnant being a trooper.

I worked at TGIFiday's with a girl who got pregnant while working there, and worked the LINE (she was a cook for those that don't know) basically till term. Trooper is damn right. Man could never

 

[Cody Webster]

I’m starting to feel bad for HCette. Opinions on the type of music aside… I got her tickets for Morgan Wallen for Christmas because she had wanted to see him for years. Six weeks before the concert he was put on six weeks vocal rest so they had to postpone the show (til next year).

So I felt bad and saw Luke Combs was playing at the Linc so I got her tickets for the show tonight.

We got here around 7PM with the expectation that he was going on at 9PM. We sat at a table until 8:45. Got up and went to the seats. Sat there for two minutes and they tell everyone to seek shelter because of a severe thunderstorm watch. Now she’s sitting on the floor six months pregnant being a trooper.

That sounds awful.

I remember I went to a Taylor Swift concert at the link with an ex and her mom and same thing happened. There was a storm and they made everyone go into the concourse. It was a hot ass night and her mom started having a panic attack and almost fainted. They brought her into a medical room and we got to sit in there until the show started.

Also, gratz on the sex. When's she due? We got one coming end of October

 

[Beef Invictus]

Today's Cape May report:

-Hot
-Water feels great
-Sand like hot coals
-French
-Wife and husband in heated argument over son wanting to go home to play XBox while the father naps. Wife angry bc it's their last day...paid 1K plus and should be enjoying the beach...

Down in OCMD. Basically the same. This is the one day we skipped. Wind was too southerly too, so it was just coming off the hot-ass sand and wasn't refreshing. It was pure ass.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He’s supposed to come on in fifteen minutes.

 

[trostol]

 

[DancingPanther]

I worked at TGIFiday's with a girl who got pregnant while working there, and worked the LINE (she was a cook for those that don't know) basically till term. Trooper is damn right. Man could never

Uh phrasing?

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Oh man. Restaurant (if you want to call Fridays that) jargon always gets shortened. So if a server comes back and asks for a ramekin of cocktail sauce, it turns into someone yelling down the line, "Can I get a ram of cock for X?" A plate or bowl that looks sloppy around the edge needs a "rimjob", etc. Fun times

 

[Embiid]

 

[landsbergfan]

Down in OCMD. Basically the same. This is the one day we skipped. Wind was too southerly too, so it was just coming off the hot-ass sand and wasn't refreshing. It was pure ass.

I didn’t know you were in ocmd. We could’ve enjoyed a nice glass of soy sauce together

 

[DancingPanther]

I didn’t know you were in ocmd. We could’ve enjoyed a nice glass of soy sauce together

Or better yet malt vinegar